The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying blabbermouth. (chuckles) You know, nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowder-head who doesn't know when to keep his big trap shut. You catch me running off at the mouth, just give me a poke in the chops.
I'm sorry you took getting kicked out of my house the wrong way. No. Wait. What I meant to say is... I know you're all just trying to be helpful in your own irritating fashion. –Ay carumba. –Uh, some people can't help being annoying.
What is this, kid, schooltime? I got a plane to catch!