If there's anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. And just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't meant that we, too, can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.
Oh, you hate to see something like that at an event like this: ugly protesters bothering beautiful people.
If nobody has any objections... I believe I might be of service.
I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense... not one little bit.
Todd! Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?!