(2009) Zombieland @ IMDB See Also: Halloween Collection May 19 2010 Bumpy ride From: Zombieland Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride. Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Parody#Travel#Safety#Seatbelts May 19 2010 Tries to eat me From: Zombieland You see, you just can't trust anyone. The first time I let a girl into my life and she tries to eat me. Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Sex#Food#Zombies#Trust Apr 28 2010 It's time to stop driving carpool From: Zombieland If the girls in your neighborhood are now fucked-up little monsters.... well, maybe it's time to stop driving carpool. Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #School#Zombies Apr 28 2010 Nut up or shut up (v3) From: Zombieland Time to nut up or shut up. (version 3) Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Exclamations Apr 16 2010 I'm not great at farewells From: Zombieland Well, I'm, uh... I'm not great at farewells, so, uh... That'll do, pig. –That's the worst good-bye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie. Woody Harrelson (Tallahassee) | Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Farewells#Movies Apr 16 2010 Total shit-storm From: Zombieland It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit-storm. Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Luck Mar 21 2010 Contaminated burger From: Zombieland It's been two months since Patient Zero took a bite of a contaminated burger at a Gas 'N Gulp. Just two months and I might be the last non-canibal freak in the country. I may seem like an unlikely survivor with all my phobias and irritable bowel syndrome, but I had the advantage of never having any friends or any close family. Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Death#Food#Zombies#Medical Mar 21 2010 Fuck this clown From: Zombieland Fuck this clown. Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Clowns Mar 08 2010 Garland, Texas From: Zombieland I'm in Garland, Texas. And it may look like zombies destroyed it, but that's actually just Garland. Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Zombies#Texas#Halloween#Destruction#Cynical Mar 04 2010 I kind of miss people From: Zombieland I've always been kind of a loner. I avoided other people like they were zombies even before they were zombies. Now that they are all zombies... I kind of miss people. Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Death#Zombies Pages1 2 next › last »
May 19 2010 Bumpy ride From: Zombieland Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy ride. Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Parody#Travel#Safety#Seatbelts
May 19 2010 Tries to eat me From: Zombieland You see, you just can't trust anyone. The first time I let a girl into my life and she tries to eat me. Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Sex#Food#Zombies#Trust
Apr 28 2010 It's time to stop driving carpool From: Zombieland If the girls in your neighborhood are now fucked-up little monsters.... well, maybe it's time to stop driving carpool. Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #School#Zombies
Apr 28 2010 Nut up or shut up (v3) From: Zombieland Time to nut up or shut up. (version 3) Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Exclamations
Apr 16 2010 I'm not great at farewells From: Zombieland Well, I'm, uh... I'm not great at farewells, so, uh... That'll do, pig. –That's the worst good-bye I've ever heard. And you stole it from a movie. Woody Harrelson (Tallahassee) | Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Farewells#Movies
Apr 16 2010 Total shit-storm From: Zombieland It's amazing how quickly things can go from bad to total shit-storm. Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Luck
Mar 21 2010 Contaminated burger From: Zombieland It's been two months since Patient Zero took a bite of a contaminated burger at a Gas 'N Gulp. Just two months and I might be the last non-canibal freak in the country. I may seem like an unlikely survivor with all my phobias and irritable bowel syndrome, but I had the advantage of never having any friends or any close family. Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Death#Food#Zombies#Medical
Mar 08 2010 Garland, Texas From: Zombieland I'm in Garland, Texas. And it may look like zombies destroyed it, but that's actually just Garland. Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Zombies#Texas#Halloween#Destruction#Cynical
Mar 04 2010 I kind of miss people From: Zombieland I've always been kind of a loner. I avoided other people like they were zombies even before they were zombies. Now that they are all zombies... I kind of miss people. Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) #Death#Zombies
