Ah, an educated man. That rules out the possibility of you being a field agent.
Oh, who did this to you? This is just not right. In fact, it's nasty.
Ladies and gentlemen, I, Ranger Bob, cordially invite you to become inmates of Alcatraz!
Damn it, you're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know.
No scissors? You've got to be kidding me, 'no scissors.' I mean, did they tell Picasso 'no brush?'