(2007) Epic Movie @ IMDB Apr 12 2008 Siegfried boinked a lion From: Epic Movie You're Aslo the lion? –Li-man; half lion, half man. –So you mean you're-- –My father, Siegfried, boinked a lion. But, you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Adam Campbell (Peter) | Fred Willard (Aslo) | Jayma Mays (Lucy) #Sex#Travel Apr 12 2008 A chocolate river From: Epic Movie A chocolate river! (giggling and slurping) Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! –That's actually the sewer line. Yeah. –(gagging) Kal Penn (Edward) | Crispin Glover (Willy) #Food#Toilet#Poop Mar 24 2008 Self-destruct in one second From: Epic Movie This message will self-destruct in one second. –Wait. What? (explosion) uncredited (Man on Tape) | Jayma Mays (Lucy) #Parody#Violence#Messages Mar 24 2008 Training montage From: Epic Movie Let the training montage begin! Cue inspirational music... Kevin McDonald (Harry Potter) #School#Music Mar 10 2008 Perky breasts From: Epic Movie We may not have the numbers on our side or the weapons she possesses, but we have something far more powerful. –Perky breasts? Adam Campbell (Peter) | Jayma Mays (Lucy) #Politics#Weapons#Sex#Military Mar 10 2008 Meet you at Aslo's From: Epic Movie I'll meet you at Aslo's. May the Force be with you. Katt Williams (Harry Beaver) #Religion#Parody Feb 22 2008 My white castle From: Epic Movie Behold... my white castle. –White Castle? I feel like I've been there before. Jennifer Coolidge (White Bitch) | Kal Penn (Edward) #Food#Parody Feb 22 2008 Take that, Kumar! From: Epic Movie Take that, Kumar! Hooah! Tony Cox (Bink) #Burn#Parody
Apr 12 2008 Siegfried boinked a lion From: Epic Movie You're Aslo the lion? –Li-man; half lion, half man. –So you mean you're-- –My father, Siegfried, boinked a lion. But, you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Adam Campbell (Peter) | Fred Willard (Aslo) | Jayma Mays (Lucy) #Sex#Travel
Apr 12 2008 A chocolate river From: Epic Movie A chocolate river! (giggling and slurping) Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! –That's actually the sewer line. Yeah. –(gagging) Kal Penn (Edward) | Crispin Glover (Willy) #Food#Toilet#Poop
Mar 24 2008 Self-destruct in one second From: Epic Movie This message will self-destruct in one second. –Wait. What? (explosion) uncredited (Man on Tape) | Jayma Mays (Lucy) #Parody#Violence#Messages
Mar 24 2008 Training montage From: Epic Movie Let the training montage begin! Cue inspirational music... Kevin McDonald (Harry Potter) #School#Music
Mar 10 2008 Perky breasts From: Epic Movie We may not have the numbers on our side or the weapons she possesses, but we have something far more powerful. –Perky breasts? Adam Campbell (Peter) | Jayma Mays (Lucy) #Politics#Weapons#Sex#Military
Mar 10 2008 Meet you at Aslo's From: Epic Movie I'll meet you at Aslo's. May the Force be with you. Katt Williams (Harry Beaver) #Religion#Parody
Feb 22 2008 My white castle From: Epic Movie Behold... my white castle. –White Castle? I feel like I've been there before. Jennifer Coolidge (White Bitch) | Kal Penn (Edward) #Food#Parody
