Quotes With Recently Updated Files

Apr

25

2008

The art of not working

From: Reaper

Episode: Charged (2007) (Season 1, Episode 2)

You've mastered the art of not working better than anybody I've ever met! –I know. It's a gift. Really.

Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver) | Missy Peregrym (Andi Prendergast)

File Updated: 2018-09-12

#Procrastination

May

13

2005

I'm a little too old

From: Silver Bullet

I'm a little too old to be playing The Hardy Boys Meet Reverend Werewolf!

Gary Busey (Uncle Red)

File Updated: 2018-08-26

#Self-Deprication

Oct

20

2005

Holy jumped-up Jesus

From: Silver Bullet

Holy jumped-up Jesus palomino.

Gary Busey (Uncle Red)

File Updated: 2018-08-26

Oct

20

2005

No such things as werewolves

From: Silver Bullet

There are no such things as werewolves.

Gary Busey (Uncle Red)

File Updated: 2018-08-26

Oct

01

2007

I like your thinking

From: Reaper

Episode: Pilot (2007) (Season 1, Episode 1)

I like your thinking, Dad. I say we all get in the car, go get some smack, kill a hooker in Vegas.

Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki)

File Updated: 2018-08-02

Oct

01

2007

Asshat

From: Reaper

Episode: Pilot (2007) (Season 1, Episode 1)

I'm an asshat.

Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver)

File Updated: 2018-08-02

#Self-Deprication

Oct

05

2007

She's got low standards

From: Reaper

Episode: Pilot (2007) (Season 1, Episode 1)

She digs you, all right? Lookit, she's smart, she's hot, she goes to college, she works at a crapshack like this with losers like me and you. What does that tell you just off the top of your head? –She's got low standards? –Exactly. Use that to your advantage before she figures that out, all right? 'Cause she will, I'm telling you.

Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki) | Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver)

File Updated: 2018-08-02

Oct

05

2007

Stop looking at my junk

From: Reaper

Episode: Pilot (2007) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Dude, seriously, stop looking at my junk.

Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki)

File Updated: 2018-08-02

Oct

17

2007

Should have told long ago

From: Reaper

Episode: Pilot (2007) (Season 1, Episode 1)

There's something I... I have to tell you. I, uh... I probably should have told you this a long time ago. I, uh... Before you were born, your Mom and I... sold your soul to the Devil.

Andrew Airlie (Mr. Oliver)

File Updated: 2018-08-02

Oct

17

2007

Your name tag's crooked

From: Reaper

Episode: Pilot (2007) (Season 1, Episode 1)

You can have the car! –I don't want the car. –You can have the car! –Sam, I'm not a car-jacker. I'm the Devil! –What? What? –Your name tag's crooked.

Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver) | Ray Wise (The Devil)

File Updated: 2018-08-02

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