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Television May 16th, 2008 "Hall Pass! Show me your Hall Pass!" — [Trey Parker (Eric Cartman) from South Park]
Film May 15th, 2008 "Get outta here and let me go to sleep. I'm a working girl, you know." — [Dorothy Provine (Ingrid Randall) from That Darn Cat!]
Film May 14th, 2008 "All right. Go ahead, say it. No, it's OK, I can take it. Tell me I look like shit." — [Rita Moreno (Googie Gomez) from The Ritz]
Film May 13th, 2008 "Well don't stand there flapping your ears, Moms, make with the cooking." — [Neville Brand (Dan) from That Darn Cat!]
Film May 12th, 2008 "When it comes to sex, men can't keep from lying and women can't keep from telling the truth." — [Kim Novak (Cathy) from Boys' Night Out]
Television May 11th, 2008 "I would've waited until next week to ask you, but apparently some people agree to things and then just do whatever they want!" — [Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman) from That '70s Show]
Television May 10th, 2008 "OK, lady. –I'm your mother. Call me 'mom.' –OK, lady." — [Nancy Cartwright (Mindy Sadlier) & uncredited (Mindy's Mom) from Animaniacs]
Television May 9th, 2008 "Congratulations, son, you are now a member of the Brotherhood of the Gnu! Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda!" — [Larry Drake (Pops) from Johnny Bravo]
Television May 8th, 2008 "All right, Daria, I guess I can believe your story. Thought it seems pretty far-fetched to me that two teenagers with raging hormones-- –My hormones don't rage. Oh, sure, they get mad sometimes, but then they just stop speaking to each other." — [Wendy Hoopes (Helen Morgendorffer) & Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) from Daria]
Television May 7th, 2008 "Not every hunting accident is an accident." — [Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman) from That '70s Show]
Film May 6th, 2008 "Don't fuck with me, fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo." — [Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford) from Mommie Dearest]
Television May 5th, 2008 "This is a little extreme, don't you think? –Well, what? Suddenly you're anti-bondage?" — [John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness) & James Marsters (Captain John Hart) from Torchwood]
Television May 4th, 2008 "We sent him to school this morning a fine, strapping boy. And tonight he came home looking like a rather ugly girl." — [Richard Deacon (Fred Rutherford) from Leave It To Beaver]
Television May 3rd, 2008 "Oh, suck my balls you ginger, jew-rat Hall Monitor!" — [Trey Parker (Eric Cartman) from South Park]
Film May 2nd, 2008 "I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in… on Sunday, too. 'K? We, uh, lost some people this week and, uh… we need to sort of play catch-up. Thanks" — [Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh) from Office Space]
Television May 1st, 2008 "I am sick and tired of everyone telling me I'm confused! I wasn't confused until other people started telling me I was!" — [Matt Stone (Leopold 'Butters' Stotch) from South Park]

 

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