Morning, dickhead

Jun

2001

From: Grumpy Old Men

Morning, dickhead. –Hello, moron.

Walter Matthau (Max Goldman) | Jack Lemmon (John Gustafson)

#Greetings

#Mornings

#Insult

Born Today

Sacha Baron Cohen • 13 Oct 1971

Melinda Dillon • 13 Oct 1939

William Jordan • 13 Oct 1937

Christopher Judge • 13 Oct 1964

Kelly Preston • 13 Oct 1962

Wayne Pygram • 13 Oct 1959

Paul Simon • 13 Oct 1941

Matt Walsh • 13 Oct 1964

Died Today

Ed Sullivan • 13 Oct 1974

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The old saying, from: A Charlie Brown Valentine
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