Morning, dickhead

Jun

2001

From: Grumpy Old Men

Morning, dickhead. –Hello, moron.

Walter Matthau (Max Goldman) | Jack Lemmon (John Gustafson)

#Greetings

#Mornings

#Insult

Born Today

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Died Today

Richard Biggs • 22 May 2004

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The 20th Century Fox theme, from: Miscellaneous
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I don't know, from: Invader ZIM
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Lady-like look, from: Muscle Beach Party
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Change jobs with this buttonhead, from: The 3 Stooges
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She offed herself, from: Girls Will Be Girls
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I feel much better, from: 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Dad, you're a real jerk!, from: Family Guy
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Much to learn, from: Transformers (2007)
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Talking in the third person, from: Babylon 5
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