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Morning, dickhead

Jun
29
2001
Grumpy Old Men
From: Grumpy Old Men

Morning, dickhead. –Hello, moron.

Walter Matthau (Max Goldman) | Jack Lemmon (John Gustafson)
File Updated: 2020-08-26

#Greetings
#Mornings
#Insult

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