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It's not safe out!

Apr
07
2006
A Dirty Shame
From: A Dirty Shame

It's not safe out! People are shaving their crotches as we speak. There is pubic hair in the air! Everywhere!

Mink Stole (Marge the Neuter)
#Sex
#Safety
#Hair
#Shaving
#Panic
#Genitals

Born Today

Kathleen Freeman  •  17 Feb 1919
Joseph Gordon-Levitt  •  17 Feb 1981
Hal Holbrook  •  17 Feb 1925
Barry Humphries  •  17 Feb 1934
John Leyton  •  17 Feb 1939
Patricia Routledge  •  17 Feb 1929
Larry the Cable Guy  •  17 Feb 1963

Died This Year

06 Jan 2019  •  William Morgan Sheppard
21 Jan 2019  •  Kaye Ballard
01 Feb 2019  •  Clive Swift

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I am the storm, from: Mission: Impossible - Fallout
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