It's not safe out!

Apr

2006

From: A Dirty Shame

It's not safe out! People are shaving their crotches as we speak. There is pubic hair in the air! Everywhere!

Mink Stole (Marge the Neuter)

#Sex

#Safety

#Hair

#Shaving

#Panic

#Genitals

Born Today

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