Touching myself tonight

Jun

2016

From: Deadpool

(gasp) Ohh! I'm touching myself tonight.

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

#Sex

#Masturbation

#Innuendo

Born Today

Lenore Aubert • 18 Apr 1918

Chloe Bennet • 18 Apr 1991

William Bramley • 18 Apr 1928

America Ferrera • 18 Apr 1984

Melissa Joan Hart • 18 Apr 1976

Bob Hastings • 18 Apr 1925

Peter Jeffrey • 18 Apr 1929

Dorothy Lyman • 18 Apr 1947

Eric McCormack • 18 Apr 1963

Hayley Mills • 18 Apr 1946

Rick Moranis • 18 Apr 1953

Conan O'Brien • 18 Apr 1963

David Tennant • 18 Apr 1971

James Woods • 18 Apr 1947

Died Today

Ruth Berle • 18 Apr 1989

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