Touching myself tonight

Jun

2016

From: Deadpool

(gasp) Ohh! I'm touching myself tonight.

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

#Sex

#Masturbation

#Innuendo

Born Today

Charles Bartlett • 18 Aug 1941

Paul Boocock • 18 Aug 1964

Diana Castle • 18 Aug 1957

Denis Leary • 18 Aug 1957

Joseph Marcell • 18 Aug 1948

Ikue Ootani • 18 Aug 1965

Robert Redford • 18 Aug 1936

Andy Samberg • 18 Aug 1978

Martin Sargent • 18 Aug 1975

Christian Slater • 18 Aug 1969

Patrick Swayze • 18 Aug 1952

Shelley Winters • 18 Aug 1920

Died This Year

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25 Jan 2017 • Mary Tyler Moore

27 Jan 2017 • John Hurt

07 Feb 2017 • Richard Hatch

26 Feb 2017 • Bill Paxton

06 Apr 2017 • Don Rickles

15 Apr 2017 • Clifton James

22 May 2017 • Dina Merrill

09 Jun 2017 • Adam West

16 Jun 2017 • Stephen Furst

26 Jul 2017 • June Foray

08 Aug 2017 • Glen Campbell

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