Touching myself tonight

Jun

2016

From: Deadpool

(gasp) Ohh! I'm touching myself tonight.

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

#Sex

#Masturbation

#Innuendo

Born Today

Johnny Carson • 23 Oct 1925

Una O'Connor • 23 Oct 1880

Ryan Reynolds • 23 Oct 1976

Weird Al Yankovic • 23 Oct 1959

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

21 Jul 2018 • Elmarie Wendel

23 Aug 2018 • Robin Leach

04 Sep 2018 • Bill Daily

06 Sep 2018 • Burt Reynolds

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Can't wait to never speak of this, from: Deadpool 2
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Take this down, from: Blazing Saddles
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Buying and selling our wares, from: The Monkey Hustle
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You don't tempt easy, from: How To Stuff A Wild Bikini
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Worried about the Beaver, from: Leave It To Beaver
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Hello, Sexy, from: CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
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Da plane! Da plane!, from: Fantasy Island
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He looks horrible, from: Leave It To Beaver
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Greetings and salutations!, from: Heathers
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That's impressive, from: Doctor Who (II)
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These changing times, from: McLintock!
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You meddling kids, from: The Funky Phantom
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The planet Damn, from: Men In Black 3
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