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Cancel my 50th birthday

Mar
16
2010
The Daily Show
From: The Daily Show

...Not only did I grope him, I tickled him 'til he couldn't breathe and then four guys jumped on top of me. It's my 50th birthday.' –Ha ha ha ha ha. Oh, poor guy's jumping on you-- that sounds like a--a hell of a--a shindig there... I just--very quickly-- (talking into phone) Cancel my 50th birthday.

Eric Massa | Jon Stewart
#Birthday
#Aging
#Sex

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