| 2008-12-20
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"Arch, would you quit being so sore? –Yeah, daddy, cheer up. You're acting like Scrooge. –Ah, don't 'Scrooge' me. I'm the only one around here that understands the true and solemn meaning of Christmas. This is a time for peace and quiet contemptation." [Rob Reiner (Michael 'Meathead' Stivic) | Sally Struthers (Gloria Bunker-Stivic) | Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker)] |
| 2007-12-14
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"Well… I-I guess it ain't such a bad Christmas after all, huh?" [Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker)] |
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"What's the matter, Arch? You're acting like--You're acting like you've given up on Christmas this year. Well, why are you so down? Where's your Christmas spirit? –What do you mean? Who do you think hung the wreath on the door, huh? One of Santa's gnomes?" [Rob Reiner (Michael 'Meathead' Stivic) | Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker)] |
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"Ah, I was just going to say that Ma means that we're all kowtowing to Madison Avenue and the Almighty Cash Register. Yeah. She means that Christmas has been exploited by Big Business. It's a victim of Crass Commercialism. –Oh, my. Did I mean all that?" [Rob Reiner (Michael 'Meathead' Stivic) | Jean Stapleton (Edith Bunker)] |
| 2006-12-18
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"(doorbell buzzes) Merry Christmas whoever it is!" [Sally Struthers (Gloria Bunker-Stivic)] |
| 2003-04-09
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"You'd better start mixing toothpaste with your shampoo. You're getting a cavity in your brain" [Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker)] |
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"What is the matter with you?" [Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker)] |
| 2002-12-25
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"And didn't I bring you coffee up to bed like I do every Christmas morning? –Yeah, Archie. –All right. That shows you I ain't down. You got to be up to remember to do a thing like that once a year." [Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker) | Jean Stapleton (Edith Bunker)] |
| 2002-12-17
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"All over the world they celebrate the birth of that baby, and everybody gets time off from work. Now if that ain't proof that he's the Son of God, then nothing is." [Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker)] |
| 2001-06-25
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Belatedly In Memoriam, Carroll O'Connor
"Dogs off the coffee table!" [Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker)] |
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Belatedly In Memoriam, Carroll O'Connor
"Keep away from me, meathead!" [Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker)] |
| 1999-06-25
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"You are a meathead." [Carroll O'Connor (Archie Bunker)] |
