She did call me over to her place tonight to help her hook up her DVR… And I think we all know what that means. –Yeah, that means she wants you to hook up her DVR. –No! Hooking up any sort of appliance is classic gay porn terminology for 'getting it on.' And I'm pretty sure that that translates over to the hetero arena.
She digs you, all right? Lookit, she's smart, she's hot, she goes to college, she works at a crapshack like this with losers like me and you. What does that tell you just off the top of your head? –She's got low standards? –Exactly. Use that to your advantage before she figures that out, all right? 'Cause she will, I'm telling you.