A brand-new Christmas list to add to the old one for Santa Claus! –Pee-Wee, how is Santa supposed to get all of this down that little chimney? –I already thought of that. I'm having the chimney expanded.
At this time of season Jews all over the world celebrate Chanukah, the Festival of Lights. –Do you still get presents on Chanukah? –Ha ha! Do you get presents on Chanukah? We exchange gifts for eight nights in a row. –Wow. –So in case I miss you, here are seven more fruitcakes.