Born: 1939-10-27 IMDB Filmography Jan 20 2019 Explode with delight From: Monty Python's Flying Circus Episode: Spam (1970) (Season 2, Episode 12) My nipples explode with delight! John Cleese (Hungarian Tourist) #Sex#Lust#Nipples#Delight#Explosions Feb 18 2017 007 half-wit From: The World Is Not Enough If you're Q, does that make him R? –Ah, yes, the legendary 007 wit... or at least half of it. Pierce Brosnan (James Bond / 007) | John Cleese (R) #Insult#Wit#Condescension Sep 13 2011 What awful people From: Time Bandits Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very, very, very, very much... What awful people. John Cleese (Robin Hood) #Thanks#Sarcasm Jul 16 2003 Double-Oh-Zero From: Die Another Day There's always an excuse, isn't there Double-Oh-Zero? John Cleese (Q (MI6 Quartermaster)) File Updated: 2017-11-19 #Condescension#Frustration#Excuses Jun 24 2003 It's called the future From: Die Another Day Yes. Well, it's called the future, so get used to it. John Cleese (Q (MI6 Quartermaster)) File Updated: 2017-11-19 #Computer#Time#Condescension#Frustration Jun 24 2003 Cleverer than you look From: Die Another Day You know, you're cleverer than you look. –Hmm. Still better than looking cleverer than you are. Follow me, please. Pierce Brosnan (James Bond / 007) | John Cleese (Q (MI6 Quartermaster)) File Updated: 2017-11-19 #Sarcasm#Condescension#Insult#Frustration Oct 24 2002 Welcome to Gryffindor! From: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone Hello, how are you? Welcome to Gryffindor! John Cleese (Nearly Headless Nick) File Updated: 2020-06-29 #School#Greetings Oct 07 1999 Turned me into a newt From: Monty Python and the Holy Grail What makes you think she's a witch? –Well, she turned me into a newt! –A newt? –I got better. Terry Jones (Sir Bedevere) | John Cleese (Peasant 3) #Witches#Magic#Fraud Jun 19 1999 Your father smelt of elderberries From: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! John Cleese (Taunting French Guard) #Insult#Silly#Smells
Jan 20 2019 Explode with delight From: Monty Python's Flying Circus Episode: Spam (1970) (Season 2, Episode 12) My nipples explode with delight! John Cleese (Hungarian Tourist) #Sex#Lust#Nipples#Delight#Explosions
Feb 18 2017 007 half-wit From: The World Is Not Enough If you're Q, does that make him R? –Ah, yes, the legendary 007 wit... or at least half of it. Pierce Brosnan (James Bond / 007) | John Cleese (R) #Insult#Wit#Condescension
Sep 13 2011 What awful people From: Time Bandits Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very, very, very, very much... What awful people. John Cleese (Robin Hood) #Thanks#Sarcasm
Jul 16 2003 Double-Oh-Zero From: Die Another Day There's always an excuse, isn't there Double-Oh-Zero? John Cleese (Q (MI6 Quartermaster)) File Updated: 2017-11-19 #Condescension#Frustration#Excuses
Jun 24 2003 It's called the future From: Die Another Day Yes. Well, it's called the future, so get used to it. John Cleese (Q (MI6 Quartermaster)) File Updated: 2017-11-19 #Computer#Time#Condescension#Frustration
Jun 24 2003 Cleverer than you look From: Die Another Day You know, you're cleverer than you look. –Hmm. Still better than looking cleverer than you are. Follow me, please. Pierce Brosnan (James Bond / 007) | John Cleese (Q (MI6 Quartermaster)) File Updated: 2017-11-19 #Sarcasm#Condescension#Insult#Frustration
Oct 24 2002 Welcome to Gryffindor! From: Harry Potter & The Sorcerer's Stone Hello, how are you? Welcome to Gryffindor! John Cleese (Nearly Headless Nick) File Updated: 2020-06-29 #School#Greetings
Oct 07 1999 Turned me into a newt From: Monty Python and the Holy Grail What makes you think she's a witch? –Well, she turned me into a newt! –A newt? –I got better. Terry Jones (Sir Bedevere) | John Cleese (Peasant 3) #Witches#Magic#Fraud
Jun 19 1999 Your father smelt of elderberries From: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! John Cleese (Taunting French Guard) #Insult#Silly#Smells