It's not what it looks like. –Well, that's a relief. Because, uh, it looks like you're sitting here with a gun, right? And over there, strapped to a chair and shot to death, is a guy in a full-body latex catsuit! Or am I misreading the situation?! –Well, technically, it's a zentai.
Why the hell were you drinking? –Uh, hello! It's a party. –It's a baby shower for the bastard child you humped into a filthy whore! –So I'm obviously not saying now, but one of these days... you're going to make the best grandma ever.