David Hasselhoff

David Hasselhoff

Born: 1952-07-17

IMDB Filmography

Feb

02

2006

Automobiles are not human

Knight Rider

From: Knight Rider

I hate to be the one to break this to you, but automobiles are not human. They have no lineage or personality. –I wonder why I keep forgetting that?

William Daniels (K.I.T.T.) | David Hasselhoff (Michael Knight)

Feb

11

2004

Socialize with so many women

Knight Rider

From: Knight Rider

Michael, why do you need to socialize with so many women? Wouldn't one be sufficient? –K.I.T.T., you're beginning to sound like my mother, here. I mean, what's wrong with a little companionship? –Eh? –You can understand that. –No, Michael, I cannot. When you're one-of-a-kind, companionship does not compute.

William Daniels (K.I.T.T.) | David Hasselhoff (Michael Knight)

File Updated: 2018-12-26

Aug

27

2003

Michael Knight

Knight Rider

From: Knight Rider

Michael Knight is a living, breathing insult to my existence.

David Hasselhoff (Garth Knight)

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