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Mar

2017

Branded as traitors

From: The Rock

We have achieved our position through poise, precision, and audacity. To this we must now add resolve. We'll be branded as traitors; the gravest capital crime, punishable by death. A couple hundred years ago a few guys named Washington, Jefferson, and Adams were branded as traitors by the British... and now they're called patriots. In time, so shall we.

Ed Harris (General Francis X. Hummel)

#Military

#Patriotism

#Crime

#Death

#Traitors

#President

Mar

2017

Best if our tribbles are little ones

From: Star Trek: The Animated Series

You've got to admit, if we've got to have tribbles it's best if all our tribbles are little ones.

James Doohan (Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott)

#Puns

#Aliens

#Trouble

Mar

2017

Hologrid controls encrypted

From: Star Trek: Voyager

Access denied. Hologrid controls have been encrypted.

Majel Barrett (Starfleet Computer)

Mar

2017

An old Delta saying

From: Animal House

Now we have an old saying in Delta: don't get mad, get even!

Bruce McGill (Daniel Simpson Day)

#Anger

#Revenge

Mar

2017

Make some noise

From: Star Trek: Beyond

Let's make some noise.

Chris Pine (James T. Kirk)

#Noise

#Encouragement

Mar

2017

Reality's source code

From: Doctor Strange

The language of the Mystic Arts is as old as civilization. The sorcerers of antiquity called the use of this language "spells." But if that word offends your modern sensibilities, you can call it a "program": the source code that shapes reality.

Tilda Swinton (The Ancient One)

Mar

2017

Life is pain

From: The Princess Bride

You mock my pain! –Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

Robin Wright (Buttercup / The Princess Bride) | Cary Elwes (Westley)

Mar

2017

Throw tribbles at them

From: Star Trek: The Animated Series

We could always throw tribbles at them.

Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)

#Sarcasm

#Suggestions

#Violence

Mar

2017

Dispensing tranquilizers

From: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Tranquilizers are being dispensed to all patients between 10 and 11a.m. Tuesday, Friday, and Wednesday.

uncredited

Mar

2017

All about you

From: Doctor Strange

Everything is about you.

Rachel McAdams (Christine Palmer)

#Frustration

#Ego

#Conceit

Mar

2017

Perfect breasts

From: The Princess Bride

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours.

Cary Elwes (Westley)

#Breasts

#Warnings

#Threats

Mar

2017

Shit-kicker

From: Blazing Saddles

Shit-kicker.

Harvey Korman (Hedley Lamarr)

#Insult

#Condescension

Mar

2017

Insult me twice

From: Star Trek: Beyond

I think you just managed to insult me twice, Spock.

Karl Urban (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)

#Frustration

#Insult

Mar

2017

Stay calm

From: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

OK, stay calm. Stay calm. –I am calm. –I'm talking to myself.

John Boyega (Finn / FN-2187) | Oscar Isaac (Poe Dameron)

#Concern

#Calm

#Panic

Mar

2017

I have some hard spots

From: Deadpool

Even look in her general direction again and you will learn in the worst of ways that I have some hard spots, too. That came out wrong. Or did it?

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

Mar

2017

Need any help?

From: Blazing Saddles

Need any help? –Oh... all I can get.

Cleavon Little (Bart) | Gene Wilder (Jim / The Waco Kid)

#Concern

#Help

Mar

2017

Is it good for you?

From: Heathers

Ah, is this as good for you as it is for me?

Christian Slater (Jason 'J.D.' Dean)

#Innuendo

#Sex

Mar

2017

That boy is a pig

From: Animal House

This is absolutely gross! That boy is a p-i-g pig.

Martha Smith (Babs Jansen)

Mar

2017

Did that work for you?

From: Doctor Strange

Oh. You know, people used to think that I was funny. –Did that work for you?

Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange) | Benedict Wong (Wong)

#Self-Deprication

#Humor

#Confusion

Mar

2017

Voice authorization for waiting message

From: Babylon 5

Voice authorization needed to deliver waiting message.

Haley McLane (Babylon 5 Computer)

Mar

2017

Some bad news

From: The Rock

OK, I've got some bad news and some really bad news.

Nicolas Cage (Dr. Stanley Goodspeed)

#News

#Concern

#Frustration

Mar

2017

Teach me

From: Doctor Strange

Teach me.

Benedict Cumberbatch (Dr. Stephen Strange)

Mar

2017

Simple farmers

From: Blazing Saddles

What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny?" "Make yourself at home?" "Marry my daughter?" You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land… the common clay of the New West. You know... morons.

Gene Wilder (Jim / The Waco Kid)

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