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Nov

2018

Do you know how useless prayer is?

From: Battlestar Galactica (2004)

Episode: Lay Down Your Burdens: Part 1 (2006) (Season 2, Episode 19)

Do you know how useless prayer is? Chanting and singing and mucking about with old half-remembered lines of bad poetry? And you know what it gets you? Exactly nothing. –Are you sure you're a priest?

Dean Stockwell (Brother John Cavil) | Aaron Douglas (Chief Petty Officer Galen Tyrol)

#Religion

#Praying

#Poetry

#Condescension

#Confusion

#Disgust

#Singing

Nov

2018

So super to see you!

From: South Park

Episode: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride (1997) (Season 1, Episode 4)

Hi, fellas, it's so super to see you!

Trey Parker (Big Gay Al)

Nov

2018

The needles will fall off

From: It's Christmastime Again, Charlie Brown

Would you like to buy a Christmas wreath? –It's not even Thanksgiving yet! By the time Christmas comes, all the needles will be falling off. –Don't hang it near the turkey.

Jamie E. Smith (Charlie Brown) | Deanna Tello (Violet Gray)

Nov

2018

To quote Cicero

From: The Black Hole

To quote Cicero, "A rashness is the characteristic of youth, prudence that of mellowed-age, and discretion the better part of valor."

Roddy McDowall (V.I.N.CENT.)

Nov

2018

Ain't right

From: King of the Hill

Episode: Pilot (1997) (Season 1, Episode 1)

That boy ain't right.

Mike Judge (Hank Hill)

Nov

2018

Disney Hell

From: Legends Of Tomorrow

Episode: Witch Hunt (2018) (Season 4, Episode 2)

What in the Disney Hell is this?

Caity Lotz (Sara Lance / White Canary)

#WTF

Nov

2018

What just happened?

From: Connie And Carla

Oh, save it, Mary. What just happened?

Debbie Reynolds

#Frustration

#Confusion

Nov

2018

Bath day

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: Dirty Dog (1993) (Season 1, Episode 3b)

Bath day is a very dangerous day.

Carlos Alazraqui (Rocko)

Nov

2018

No beer

From: Beer Barrel Polecats

How do you like that? No beer.

Larry Fine

#Frustration

#Disappointment

#Alcohol

Nov

2018

Lunatic in the room

From: The Brass Bottle

I swear to you there was a lunatic in this room! –There still is.

Tony Randall (Harold Ventimore) | Herb Vigran (Eddie)

#Mental Health

#Lunatics

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

Ohhh shit, from: Smokey and the Bandit II
Views today: 12

An awful idea, from: How The Grinch Stole Christmas!
Views today: 9

I hate Bob!, from: That '70s Show
Views today: 8

Honey, I'm home, from: Batman Returns
Views today: 8

Buzz-kill, from: The Big Bang Theory
Views today: 7

No matter where you go, there you are, from: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension
Views today: 6

Doesn't make mistakes, from: Judge Dredd
Views today: 6

Hit me, from: Archer
Views today: 5

SFX: Hanna-Barbera running and bonking sound, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 4

You can't just make people disappear, from: Hot Fuzz
Views today: 4

Six days left, from: Rudolph's Shiny New Year
Views today: 4

Pop and Bubbles SFX (v1), from: Pop Up Video
Views today: 4

Bird-Colonel or Bird-Brain?, from: Von Ryan's Express
Views today: 4

Before the 12th bong, from: Rudolph's Shiny New Year
Views today: 4

In a few bongs, from: Rudolph's Shiny New Year
Views today: 4

Good news / bad news, from: Battlestar Galactica (2004)
Views today: 3

Sad commentary, from: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Views today: 3

Our first stalker of the evening, from: The Running Man
Views today: 3

Mission accomplished, from: Deadpool 2
Views today: 3

Something really wrong, from: Reaper
Views today: 3

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South Park / Total views: 15,882

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