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Sep

2019

Use the moose!

From: Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus

It's happening! Use the moose!

Andy Berman (Dib Membrane)

#Warnings

#Moose

Sep

2019

Scientific experiment

From: The Misadventures of Merlin Jones

Well, if it's part of a scientific experiment I suppose it's all right.

Annette Funicello (Jennifer)

#Science

#Experiments

Sep

2019

Catholic High School Girls In Trouble

From: The Kentucky Fried Movie

More offensive than Mandingo. More shocking than Behind The Green Door. More erotic than Deep Throat. You will cream in your jeans when you see Catholic High School Girls In Trouble.

uncredited (Announcer)

Sep

2019

Serve well

From: Captain Marvel

Serve well and with honor.

Annette Bening (Supreme Intelligence)

Sep

2019

Pain and misery

From: How to Train Your Dragon 3: The Hidden World

Trust me. Relationships are nothing but pain and misery.

Jay Baruchel (Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III)

Sep

2019

Do it cheap

From: Rocko's Modern Life: Static Cling

My people can do it cheap! They have computers!

Charlie Adler (Mr. Dupette)

Sep

2019

A soothing lozenge

From: Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus

(evil laughter) Well he's dead. GIR, all this evil is doing a number on my throat. Fetch me a soothing lozenge!

Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)

Sep

2019

What have you done?

From: We Bare Bears

Episode: Charlie's Halloween Thing (2017) (Season 3, Episode 29)

What have you done, you monster?! –Ice Bear does not forgive.

Eric Edelstein (Grizzly) | Demetri Martin (Ice Bear)

#Disgust

#Forgiveness

#Monsters

Sep

2019

Moscow in flames

From: The Kentucky Fried Movie

Moscow in flames, missiles headed toward New York; film at eleven.

Neil Thompson (Newscaster)

Sep

2019

Badassery is not born, but often thrust upon you. The film you are about to see is dedicated to badasses everywhere. If you have to ask yourself if you are one, you're probably not. Sincerely, Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

Barry Bostwick (Franklin Delano Roosevelt)

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Born Today

Peter Boyle • 18 Oct 1935

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Died Today

Henry Travers • 18 Oct 1965

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21 Jan 2019 • Kaye Ballard

01 Feb 2019 • Clive Swift

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23 Feb 2019 • Katherine Helmond

13 May 2019 • Doris Day

03 Jul 2019 • Arte Johnson

09 Jul 2019 • Rip Torn

19 Jul 2019 • Rutger Hauer

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Stupid, ignorant SOB, from: Silver Streak
Views today: 11

Messy and unsanitary, from: The Big Bang Theory
Views today: 10

Fighting superstition, from: The Wolf Man
Views today: 9

Ride that Internet, from: Reaper
Views today: 7

Oh, son, from: Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus
Views today: 7

Dumbest idea ever, from: South Park
Views today: 7

You cheating bastard, from: The Omega Man
Views today: 7

The gay antichrist, from: The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life Of Ethan Green
Views today: 6

It's over, go away!, from: Animaniacs
Views today: 6

Take a bath, from: Up
Views today: 6

Squirrel!, from: Up
Views today: 6

What's your sign?, from: High Anxiety
Views today: 5

They're showing off, from: The Cowboys
Views today: 4

Ugliest sailor, from: The Beverly Hillbillies
Views today: 4

Fuck Barbra Streisand, from: In & Out
Views today: 4

It's goblins, from: Bell Book And Candle
Views today: 4

The 20th Century Fox theme, from: Miscellaneous
Views today: 4

Too old for this crap, from: Adventures In Babysitting
Views today: 3

The acronym 'KMN', from: The Big Bang Theory
Views today: 3

You're not a woman, from: The Birdcage
Views today: 3

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 71,889

Family Guy / Total views: 34,798

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 30,124

Sound Effects / Total views: 28,207

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 27,282

Up / Total views: 26,670

Looney Tunes / Total views: 25,887

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 20,276

Babylon 5 / Total views: 19,587

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 18,844

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 17,548

South Park / Total views: 17,526

The Jetsons / Total views: 16,368

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 15,983

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 14,509

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 13,419

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 13,356

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 13,323

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 12,740

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 12,592

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