Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Jelly Doughnut Filler. –♪ Mr. Jelly Doughnut Filler ♫ –Many a night you ponder the question: How can I get some jelly shoved into a plain powdered doughnut's blowhole? –♪ In the blowhole ♫ –Inspiration and perspiration led you to invent the answer: the jelly super-squirter. –♪ Super-squirter ♫ –Late at night, all night, you work your squirter so that we can wake up satisfied and enjoy our breakfast jelly treat. –♪ Work your squirter ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Mr. Jelly Doughnut Filler. Nobody else takes it to the hole quite the way you do. –♪ Thank you, Mr. Jelly Doughnut Filler ♫
Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy. –♪ Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy ♫ –Though Man dreads few things more than a trip to the supermarket, you offer us hope... and sometimes a free mini-wienie –♪ Love that freebie wienie ♫ –What exactly do you have? Aerosol cheese products? Deep-fried morsels? Who cares? If it's on a toothpick and it's free, it could be plutonium and we'd eat it. –♪ It's all good, baby ♫ –For a guy wearing oven mitts and an apron, you're all right. –♪ You're a star! ♫ –So this Bud's for you, O Titan of the Toothpick, because you put the free in freedom. –♪ Livin' free ♫
We believe that when a dinosaur knows what's best for his family, other dinosaurs shouldn't interfere. And we believe that when a company knows what's best for its community, that community shouldn't interfere with wasteful and demeaning regulations. Something to think about as we celebrate freedom on this Refrigerator Day, from your friends at the WeSaySo Corporation. WeSaySo, we'll do what's right if you leave us alone.