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Oct

2018

Three buttocks

From: Monty Python's Flying Circus

Episode: Sex and Violence (1969) (Season 1, Episode 2)

And now for something completely different: A man with three buttocks.

Eric Idle

#News

#Butts

#Different

Oct

2018

The machine has spoken

From: Invader ZIM

Episode: Career Day (2001) (Season 1, Episode 6a)

Quiet! The machine has spoken.

Lucille Bliss (Ms. Bitters)

Oct

2018

Wicked scary

From: Forged in Fire

Episode: Knights Templar (2017) (Season 4, Episode 22)

That is one of the sharpest swords I've ever come across. It's wicked scary.

Doug Marcaida

#Swords

#Weapons

Oct

2018

Justify their actions

From: Reaper

Episode: Leon (2007) (Season 1, Episode 6)

Sam, I invented therapy, OK… so that the wicked could justify their actions.

Ray Wise (The Devil)

Oct

2018

Something really wrong

From: Reaper

Episode: All Mine (2007) (Season 1, Episode 3)

There is something really wrong with you.

Valarie Rae Miller (Josie)

#Concern

#Disgust

#Politics

Oct

2018

Can you speak up?

From: Deadpool 2

Sweetheart, can you speak up? It's a little hard to hear you with that pity-dick in your mouth.

Leslie Uggams (Blind Al)

Oct

2018

Pump the hate-brakes

From: Deadpool 2

Whoa! Pump the hate-brakes, Fox And Friends!

Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool)

#Hate

#Television

#Sarcasm

Oct

2018

Poppers

From: Sealab 2021

Episode: Legend of Baggy Pants (2002) (Season 2, Episode 8)

Hesh wants poppers!

Chris Ward (Hesh Hipplewhite)

Sep

2018

The defining trait of humanity

From: Reaper

Episode: Leon (2007) (Season 1, Episode 6)

If I can impart to you one piece of knowledge, just one kernel of truth, that I've gleaned over the entirety of my existence, it would be this: Betrayal... is the defining trait of humanity.

Ray Wise (The Devil)

Sep

2018

What we obtain too easily

From: The Brass Bottle

What we obtain too easily, we esteem too lightly, and it has little value.

Tony Randall (Harold Ventimore)

#Advice

#Philosophy

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Squirrel!, from: Up
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