You just kicked everybody out on Christmas. –Well, that wasn't Christmas. That was chaos. –Look. I--I know it didn't go like you wanted. –What I wanted was a perfect Christmas for me and my family. –That was our family. –You call that a family?! That was a natural disaster! –On Christmas, that's how it works. Yes, it was crowded. Yes, it got a little out of hand. –Fiona, they lit me on fire!
I'm sorry you took getting kicked out of my house the wrong way. No. Wait. What I meant to say is... I know you're all just trying to be helpful in your own irritating fashion. –Ay carumba. –Uh, some people can't help being annoying.
Oh, man, it's finally here! Tomorrow's Christmas Eve! You got everything ready? –No. –You mean you haven't trimmed your stockings or hung your chestnuts or roasted the tree? –No! –Or figgified your pudding? –Donkey! Will you get it through your thick head: no one here gives a hoot about Christmas!
Yeah? Well, that's a real nice way to treat your guests on Christmas. And if you think I am going to give you a present now, you are sadly mistaken. –You want to give me a present? Then go away! That's all I wanted! –Fine! I'm going! –Good! Then go! –You go and have yourself a Merry Christmas! Ebeneezer Shrek! –And a Bah Humbug to you, too!