Philip Marlowe

Sep

10

2010

You haven't seen me

From: The Big Sleep

Where did you find her? –I didn't find her. –Well, then how did you-- –I haven't been here, you haven't seen me, and she hasn't been out of this house all evening. –That bad? –Mm-hmm.

Lauren Bacall (Vivian Rutledge) | Humphrey Bogart (Philip Marlowe)

Sep

10

2010

Guess what they are

From: The Big Sleep

Are you attempting to tell me my duties, sir? –No, just having fun trying to guess what they are.

Charles D. Brown (Norris the Butler) | Humphrey Bogart (Philip Marlowe)

Sep

01

2010

Trained seals

From: The Big Sleep

Do you always think you can handle people like, uh, trained seals? –Uh-huh. I usually get away with it, too.

Lauren Bacall (Vivian Rutledge) | Humphrey Bogart (Philip Marlowe)

Aug

30

2010

You don't like my manners

From: The Big Sleep

I don't mind if you don't like my manners, I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad, I grieve over them long winter evenings. And I don't mind you ritzing me or drinking your lunch out of a bottle, but don't waste your time trying to cross-examine me.

Humphrey Bogart (Philip Marlowe)

Aug

30

2010

You're not very tall

From: The Big Sleep

You're not very tall, are you? –Well, I, uh, I try to be.

Martha Vickers (Carmen Sternwood) | Humphrey Bogart (Philip Marlowe)

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