Peter Griffin

You want to tell me what the hell happened to our Thanksgiving turkey? –Oh, that. Uh, well, last night Brian and I got drunk and ate the turkey. But before you get mad, we also ate the salad.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Thanksgiving

Nov

2017

Don't mock Movember

From: Family Guy

Episode: Turkey Guys (2014) (Season 13, Episode 5)

Brian, maybe you should be a little less mad at me and a little more mad at the guys growing mustache's for this month. –Hey, don't mock Movember! Last year I raised $8.00 and got on a BuzzFeed listicle. –No! You use real words! Internet stuff is not real words!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

Jan

2017

White guys doing stupid things

From: Family Guy

Episode: How the Griffin Stole Christmas (2016) (Season 15, Episode 9)

OK, now since we're white guys doing something stupid, everybody grab a GoPro.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Stupidity

#Photography

Dec

2016

The Christmas I'd never forget

From: Family Guy

Episode: How the Griffin Stole Christmas (2016) (Season 15, Episode 9)

And that was the Christmas I would never forget... Until I went home and had, like, 50 beers and did forget. But only after I screamed myself into a blackout while my whole family held me down. Merry Christmas.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

Aug

2009

Stranger holding a dirty needle

From: Family Guy

Well, if there's anyone I can trust it's a stranger at the gym holding a dirty needle.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Drugs

#Exercise

#Trust

Aug

2009

What are you looking at? It's a cartoon!

From: Family Guy

What are you looking at? It's a cartoon!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Cartoons

#Television

#Movies

May

2009

Shave the cat

From: Family Guy

Let's shave the cat!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Sex

#Pets

Feb

2008

To be a bear

From: Family Guy

This is what it feels like to be a bear. You remember what I used to say, Lois, when we first got married? You remember? I used to say, 'What would it feel like to be a bear?' Well, this is it. This is it! I'm living it, baby.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Gay

#Sex

Feb

2008

Oh no she didn't!

From: Family Guy

Oh no she didn't!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Exclamations

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