Peter Griffin

Nov

21

2020

You're ruining Thanksgiving!

Family Guy

From: Family Guy

Episode: Thanksgiving (2011) (Season 10, Episode 6)

Damn it, you guys are ruining Thanksgiving! And it's my second-favorite holiday, right after "Pretend Not To Notice People's Race Day."

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

Mar

17

2020

Somewhere in Ireland

Family Guy

From: Family Guy

Episode: Peter's Two Dads (2007) (Season 5, Episode 10)

All I know is somewhere in the great land of Ireland there's a big, fat bastard who looks like me.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#St. Patrick's Day

Dec

17

2017

Gluten-free Santa

Family Guy

From: Family Guy

Episode: Christmas Guy (2013) (Season 12, Episode 8)

The nerve of your dad, taking the fun out of Christmas like some kind of gluten-free Santa.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

Nov

23

2017

What happened to our turkey?

Family Guy

From: Family Guy

Episode: Turkey Guys (2014) (Season 13, Episode 5)

You want to tell me what the hell happened to our Thanksgiving turkey? –Oh, that. Uh, well, last night Brian and I got drunk and ate the turkey. But before you get mad, we also ate the salad.

Alex Borstein (Lois Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

Nov

10

2017

Don't mock Movember

Family Guy

From: Family Guy

Episode: Turkey Guys (2014) (Season 13, Episode 5)

Brian, maybe you should be a little less mad at me and a little more mad at the guys growing mustache's for this month. –Hey, don't mock Movember! Last year I raised $8.00 and got on a BuzzFeed listicle. –No! You use real words! Internet stuff is not real words!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin) | Seth MacFarlane (Brian Griffin)

Jan

04

2017

White guys doing stupid things

Family Guy

From: Family Guy

Episode: How the Griffin Stole Christmas (2016) (Season 15, Episode 9)

OK, now since we're white guys doing something stupid, everybody grab a GoPro.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

Dec

24

2016

The Christmas I'd never forget

Family Guy

From: Family Guy

Episode: How the Griffin Stole Christmas (2016) (Season 15, Episode 9)

And that was the Christmas I would never forget... Until I went home and had, like, 50 beers and did forget. But only after I screamed myself into a blackout while my whole family held me down. Merry Christmas.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

Aug

28

2009

Stranger holding a dirty needle

Family Guy

From: Family Guy

Well, if there's anyone I can trust it's a stranger at the gym holding a dirty needle.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

Aug

28

2009

What are you looking at? It's a cartoon!

Family Guy

From: Family Guy

What are you looking at? It's a cartoon!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

May

03

2009

Shave the cat

Family Guy

From: Family Guy

Episode: 420 (2009) (Season 7, Episode 12)

Let's shave the cat!

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

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