Hank, stop calling me 'Pop!' If these kids find out that their hero has had sex, their heads will explode. –But I want to show my new friend-- –This isn't all about you, Hank. These kids want to see Rusty Venture. Maybe when there's a cartoon called The Venture Brothers, it'll be different.
Look, no offense, but I'm in no mood to play babysitter to the Ritalin Twins tonight, OK? My life sucks quite enough already, thank you. I'm having big boy problems. –Girls? –I wish! –Hemorrhoids?
Dean, stop riding The Perfect Man! Brock has to kill him now. –Aw, can't we keep him? –Yeah, Dad, can't we? We'll feed The Perfect Man and clean up after him and everything. Super swear! Please? –No. He's an abomination.
In 1969, the Guild of Calamitous Intent enacted an addendum to Article 47 of the Unusual Torture Act. So let's cut the monkey business. –Go, Dad! –Yes, 'Go, Dad.' And what's more, you arrogant little troublemaker, you have to let us all go. –How the hell do you know that? –Heh. Check it out for yourself. –Maybe I will. –Oh, you don't know when to stop with all this, do you? You just keep pushing my buttons. –You're my Arch Enemy! That's what I do. That's my thing. –Aah! –All right. Fine. I have a Guild of Calamitous Intent handbook in my glove compartment. I'll be right back. Don't go anywhere.
Testicular torsion isn't just something on TV. It's a real problem. –Testicular torsion occurs only in males, usually under 25-years-of-age. –If you're experiencing sharp pains in the scrotum, swelling in one or both testes, or even blood in your semen, your genitals are most likely dying. –That's right, Doc! So if you want to keep them, you need to seek medical attention as soon as you experience pain like Hank and Dean here did. –So don't be a jack-ass, go see a doctor. –If you want to keep your testicles healthy, remember these three words: Stop, Touch, and Tell. –To find out more about Testicular Torsion, you can look in special medical books. –Or on the InterWeb!
But, Pop! –What, are you on the rag? –(sigh) It's impossible for me to be on the rag. I'm--I can't believe I'm even arguing about this with you! What Men's Room did you pick up that kind of trash talk in?