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George Newman








Jan
18
2014

Clear out your desk

UHF
From: UHF

I think you just better clear out your desk and get out! You're through, mister. –But I don't work here.

Kevin McCarthy (R.J. Fletcher) | Weird Al Yankovic (George Newman)
#Work
#Unemployment
#Frustration
#Fired
Jan
09
2014

Grab life by the lips

UHF
From: UHF

You see, Bob, you've got to look at the Big Picture. You've got to... grab life by the lips and yank as hard as you can.

Weird Al Yankovic (George Newman)
#Philosophy
#Life
#Lips
Jan
22
2012

Mashed potatoes

UHF
From: UHF

Mashed potatoes? My favorite!

Weird Al Yankovic (George Newman)
#Food
Feb
05
2011

Developing a bad attitude

UHF
From: UHF

You know, Bob-o, I think you're developing a bad attitude here.

Weird Al Yankovic (George Newman)
#Attitude
#Work
#School
Sep
21
2010

Even better than I imagined

UHF
From: UHF

Wow, this is even better than I imagined! Come on, let's go check it out.

Weird Al Yankovic (George Newman)
#Exclamations
Sep
21
2010

Fall down, go boom

UHF
From: UHF

Uh-oh! Bob-o fall down, go boom.

Weird Al Yankovic (George Newman)
#Accidents
Feb
25
2004

Twinkie-wiener sandwich

UHF
From: UHF

Look what I got here, Bob. A twinkie-wiener sandwich, your favorite!

Weird Al Yankovic (George Newman)
#Food

Born Today

Crispin Glover  •  20 Apr 1964
Gregory Itzin  •  20 Apr 1948
Louise Jameson  •  20 Apr 1951
Monte Landis  •  20 Apr 1933
Ryan O'Neal  •  20 Apr 1941
Gregory Ratoff  •  20 Apr 1897
Andy Serkis  •  20 Apr 1964
George Takei  •  20 Apr 1937
Geraint Wyn Davies  •  20 Apr 1957

Died This Year

19 Jan 2018  •  Dorothy Malone
04 Feb 2018  •  John Mahoney
21 Feb 2018  •  Emma Chambers
03 Mar 2018  •  David Ogden Stiers
04 Apr 2018  •  Soon-Tek Oh

Top 25 Quotes - Today

Drink up, me hearties, from: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Views today: 6
Emergency communique, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 5
Join us or die, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 4
Tripping bear balls, from: Archer
Views today: 4
Biggest joint ever, from: Odd Thomas
Views today: 4
Planet Houston, from: Superman II
Views today: 4
Where are the white women at?, from: Blazing Saddles
Views today: 4
Electric eels biting my butt, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 3
No scissors, from: The Rock
Views today: 3
20 live turkeys, from: WKRP in Cincinnati
Views today: 3
It's 4:20, from: Sealab 2021
Views today: 3
I see in five dimensions, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Views today: 3
I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 2
Destroy by the usual method, from: Mission: Impossible (The Original Series)
Views today: 2
What the holidays are all about, from: Kung Fu Panda Holiday
Views today: 2
Fate didn't buy those guns, from: Painkiller Jane
Views today: 2
The Dark Path, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 2
Don't blink, from: Doctor Who (II)
Views today: 2
20 million guys out of work, from: Soylent Green
Views today: 2
The most-reliable computer ever, from: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Views today: 2
Excuse me while I whip this out, from: Blazing Saddles
Views today: 2
Sniffing glue again, from: FDR: American Badass!
Views today: 2
I'm waiting!, from: The Princess Bride
Views today: 2
We can valmorphanize safely now, from: Team America: World Police
Views today: 2
Squirrel!, from: Up
Views today: 2

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 64,982
Family Guy / Total views: 31,365
Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 26,775
Sound Effects / Total views: 25,250
The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 24,146
Up / Total views: 22,637
Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,513
Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,328
Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,490
2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 15,702
South Park / Total views: 14,857
Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 14,544
The Jetsons / Total views: 14,515
The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,251
Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,701
The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,118
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 11,961
Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,796
3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 10,998
The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 10,919
Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,744
The 3 Stooges / Total views: 10,643
Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,636
Daria / Total views: 10,624
Laugh-In / Total views: 9,723
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