Fozzie Bear

Aug

2014

Ask for a raise

From: The Great Muppet Caper

I guess this would be a wrong time to ask for a raise?

Frank Oz (Fozzie Bear)

#Work

#Finance

Sep

2012

Funny-ass joke

From: Family Guy

Episode: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2007) (Season 5, Episode 11)

Wocka, Wocka. Who wants to hear a funny-ass joke?

Michael Clarke Duncan (Fozzie Bear)

#Parody

May

2012

Expensive looking explosion

From: The Muppets (2011)

Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Finance

#Violence

May

2012

Fart shoes

From: The Muppets (2011)

Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes! Patent pending!

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Fart

#Fashion

#Clothes

May

2012

Back in six minutes

From: The Muppets (2011)

Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Television

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

Tastes like goblin piss, from: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, Pt 1
Views today: 3

SFX: door chime, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 3

I know what you're thinking, from: Victor/Victoria
Views today: 3

Got to get another hat, from: The Bullwinkle Show
Views today: 2

SFX: Red Alert, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 2

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 2

Netflix "bong", from: Netflix
Views today: 2

Kick your mama in the butt, from: Smokey and the Bandit II
Views today: 2

Shut up you mouth!, from: The Bullwinkle Show
Views today: 2

You beast. You savage., from: Caddyshack
Views today: 1

You're smart enough, from: Farscape
Views today: 1

You've eaten enough, from: Open Season 2
Views today: 1

The cup of bitterness and hatred, from: King Jr., Martin Luther
Views today: 1

Shh! Money, from: Room Service
Views today: 1

He'll die, Jim!, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 1

Huge liar, from: The Venture Bros.
Views today: 1

Just change the channel, from: Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip
Views today: 1

SFX: transporter effect, from: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan
Views today: 1

SFX: communicator badge, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 1

Get your stinking paws off me, from: Planet of the Apes
Views today: 1

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 66,083

Family Guy / Total views: 31,974

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 27,379

Sound Effects / Total views: 25,751

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 24,785

Up / Total views: 23,480

Looney Tunes / Total views: 23,085

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,999

Babylon 5 / Total views: 17,057

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,388

South Park / Total views: 15,355

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 15,088

The Jetsons / Total views: 14,865

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,588

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,864

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,519

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,352

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 12,051

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,307

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,248

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