Fozzie Bear

Apr

07

2021

Picked up a weirdo

From: The Muppet Movie

We picked up a weirdo.

Frank Oz (Fozzie Bear)

Mar

28

2021

Natural habitat

From: The Muppet Movie

Ah, a bear in his natural habitat: a Studebaker.

Frank Oz (Fozzie Bear)

Aug

11

2014

Ask for a raise

From: The Great Muppet Caper

I guess this would be a wrong time to ask for a raise?

Frank Oz (Fozzie Bear)

Sep

04

2012

Funny-ass joke

Family Guy

From: Family Guy

Episode: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2007) (Season 5, Episode 11)

Wocka, Wocka. Who wants to hear a funny-ass joke?

Michael Clarke Duncan (Fozzie Bear)

May

22

2012

Expensive looking explosion

The Muppets (2011)

From: The Muppets (2011)

Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

May

21

2012

Back in six minutes

The Muppets (2011)

From: The Muppets (2011)

Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

May

21

2012

Fart shoes

The Muppets (2011)

From: The Muppets (2011)

Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes! Patent pending!

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

Born Today

Tim Curry • 19 Apr 1946

Dennis Dun • 19 Apr 1952

Jayne Mansfield • 19 Apr 1933

Dudley Moore • 19 Apr 1935

Dick Sargent • 19 Apr 1930

Died Today

Levon Helm • 19 Apr 2012

Ruth Hussey • 19 Apr 2005

Elisabeth Sladen • 19 Apr 2011

Liam Sullivan • 19 Apr 1998

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

26 Jan 2021 • Cloris Leachman

05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

14 Mar 2021 • Yaphet Kotto

24 Mar 2021 • Jessica Walter

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