Fozzie Bear

Aug

2014

Ask for a raise

From: The Great Muppet Caper

I guess this would be a wrong time to ask for a raise?

Frank Oz (Fozzie Bear)

#Work

#Finance

Sep

2012

Funny-ass joke

From: Family Guy

Episode: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2007) (Season 5, Episode 11)

Wocka, Wocka. Who wants to hear a funny-ass joke?

Michael Clarke Duncan (Fozzie Bear)

#Parody

May

2012

Expensive looking explosion

From: The Muppets (2011)

Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Finance

#Violence

May

2012

Fart shoes

From: The Muppets (2011)

Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes! Patent pending!

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Fart

#Fashion

#Clothes

May

2012

Back in six minutes

From: The Muppets (2011)

Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Television

Born Today

Andrew Airlie • 18 Sep 1961

Eddie 'Rochester' Anderson • 18 Sep 1905

Leon Askin • 18 Sep 1907

Frankie Avalon • 18 Sep 1939

June Foray • 18 Sep 1917

James Marsden • 18 Sep 1973

Jada Pinkett Smith • 18 Sep 1971

Aisha Tyler • 18 Sep 1970

Fred Willard • 18 Sep 1939

Died Today

Frank Morgan • 18 Sep 1949

Died This Year

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18 Feb 2019 • O'Neal Compton

23 Feb 2019 • Katherine Helmond

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09 Jul 2019 • Rip Torn

19 Jul 2019 • Rutger Hauer

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Needn't worry about your reward, from: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
Views today: 8

Excuse me?!, from: In & Out
Views today: 8

Understanding big words, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 7

You're a miserable parasite!, from: Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman
Views today: 6

Here's what I need, from: Iron Man 3
Views today: 5

Back to the future, from: Back To The Future, Part I
Views today: 5

You trusted us, from: Animal House
Views today: 5

Christmas present for you, from: The Honeymooners
Views today: 5

Have you got any money?, from: The Honeymooners
Views today: 5

Considered a freak, from: Shrek
Views today: 4

No reward is worth this, from: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
Views today: 4

You will respond at once, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 4

Never learned to spell, from: Bell Book And Candle
Views today: 4

Money never sleeps, from: Wall Street
Views today: 4

It's been thrilling, from: The AbsentMinded Professor
Views today: 4

A time for miracles, from: Blackadder's Christmas Carol
Views today: 4

This is my destiny, from: Astro Boy
Views today: 4

Let out some air, from: Big Hero 6
Views today: 4

Use the moose!, from: Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus
Views today: 4

One-quarter portion, from: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
Views today: 3

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 71,366

Family Guy / Total views: 34,688

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 30,014

Sound Effects / Total views: 27,999

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 27,077

Up / Total views: 26,403

Looney Tunes / Total views: 25,666

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 20,130

Babylon 5 / Total views: 19,425

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 18,662

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 17,399

South Park / Total views: 17,398

The Jetsons / Total views: 16,304

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 15,877

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 14,364

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 13,367

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 13,295

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 13,293

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 12,645

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 12,526

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