Testicular torsion isn't just something on TV. It's a real problem. –Testicular torsion occurs only in males, usually under 25-years-of-age. –If you're experiencing sharp pains in the scrotum, swelling in one or both testes, or even blood in your semen, your genitals are most likely dying. –That's right, Doc! So if you want to keep them, you need to seek medical attention as soon as you experience pain like Hank and Dean here did. –So don't be a jack-ass, go see a doctor. –If you want to keep your testicles healthy, remember these three words: Stop, Touch, and Tell. –To find out more about Testicular Torsion, you can look in special medical books. –Or on the InterWeb!
I am known to men as Dr. Orpheus. And mine is to perceive and control the delicate arrangement of the cosmos. –They give out PhDs for that? –Junior college upstate; Communications Major, Minor in Women's Studies. But I assure you, sir, the 'doctor' title was bestowed on me by a higher power than a mere college professor.