What the heck? "Oh Lena, sweet Lena / A female divinity / My passions exceed / Pi R squared times Infinity"? Have you lost your mind?! That is not only the most nauseating thing I've ever read, it's meaningless if R is undefined! –Poetic license.
I know what you're doing. Your Scrabble™ mind-games will not work on me.
There's nothing wrong with my verbal skills. It only seems that way because my math skills are so high.