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Dean Eugene Higgins








Feb
12
2021

Luxury or necessity?

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes
From: The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes

We all appreciate your interest in progress, but a computer?! Well, that is a luxury that we just cannot afford. –Dean Higgins, today a computer can hardly be considered a luxury. –Oh, very well, then it is a necessity that we just cannot afford.

Joe Flynn (Dean Eugene Higgins) | William Schallert (Professor Quigley)

#Progress
#Computer
#Technology
#Luxury
#Necessity
#Finance
#School
Aug
04
2009

Severence check

The Strongest Man In The World
From: The Strongest Man In The World

(buzz) Yes, Mercedes, what is it? –Professor Quigley's here to pick up his severence check. –Professor Quigley, hmm? Well you inform Professor Quigley that we don't give out severence checks anymore. –But we always give out severence checks. –Well, we don't anymore! We just ran out of money!

Joe Flynn (Dean Eugene Higgins) | Mary Treen (Mercedes)
#Work
#Finance
#Unemployment
#Fired
Aug
04
2009

Stop trying to butter me up!

The Strongest Man In The World
From: The Strongest Man In The World

Stop trying to butter me up! I know that isn't funny!

Joe Flynn (Dean Eugene Higgins)
#Humor
#Flattery
#Bribery
#Butter
Feb
05
2009

The man is ruthless

The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes
From: The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes

Oh, you don't know him. You don't know him at all! The man is ruthless! He gets all that taxpayers' money, and still he's ruthless!

Joe Flynn (Dean Eugene Higgins)
File Updated: 2021-02-09

#School
#Finance
#Evil
#Ruthless
#Taxes

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Alan Ruck  •  01 Jul 1956
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Richard Tatro  •  01 Jul 1939
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Died Today

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Walter Matthau  •  01 Jul 2000
Robert Mitchum  •  01 Jul 1997
Mollie Sugden  •  01 Jul 2009
Virginia Weidler  •  01 Jul 1968

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29 Jan 2022  •  Howard Hesseman
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13 Mar 2022  •  William Hurt
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Top 20 Quotes - Today

What army?, from: Shrek
Views today: 5
Initiating tachyon download, from: Babylon 5
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So much for my theory, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 5
We'll ignore the gossip, from: Robots
Views today: 4
I lose, from: Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows
Views today: 4
TV in four separate rooms, from: RV
Views today: 4
I was adorable once, from: The Birdcage
Views today: 4
That's so American, from: So Graham Norton
Views today: 3
That's crazy talk, from: Dilbert
Views today: 2
Toaster oven, from: Darkwing Duck
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We're just wetbacks, from: Battlestar Galactica 1980
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Leave in boxes, from: Crusade
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Attitude adjustment, from: Dazed And Confused
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Informative article on rimming, from: Little Britain
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Let's get him, from: Rocko's Modern Life
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Size can be daunting, from: Happy Feet
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A good 10-cent drunk, from: Lover Come Back
Views today: 2
SFX: the Jetson's telephone, from: The Jetsons
Views today: 2
The meaning of the word 'quit', from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Views today: 2
Kidnapped by aliens, from: Independence Day
Views today: 1

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South Park / Total views: 25,058
2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 23,253
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 18,452
3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 16,801
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