Archives: Quotes Before 1999

May

1998

Treated unfairly

From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?

James Earl Jones (Darth Vader)

File Updated: 2016-05-29

#Fairness

#Condescension

Feb

1998

Don't get mushy

From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Well, don't get all mushy on me. So long, princess.

Harrison Ford (Han Solo)

File Updated: 2016-05-21

Dec

1997

Guard the ship

From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

I think it might be better if I stay behind and guard the ship.

Anthony Daniels (C-3PO)

File Updated: 2016-05-29

#Robots

#Guards

#Cowardice

Nov

1997

That is why you fail

From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

I don't-- I don't believe it. –That is why you fail.

Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) | Frank Oz (Yoda)

File Updated: 2016-05-29

#Beliefs

#Disbelief

#Fail

Aug

1997

Got out and pushed

From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Would it help if I got out and pushed?

Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia)

File Updated: 2016-05-22

#Sarcasm

#Help

Feb

1997

Away put your weapon

From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Away put your weapon, I mean you no harm.

Frank Oz (Yoda)

File Updated: 2016-05-21

Feb

1997

Never tell me the odds

From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3720-to-1! –Never tell me the odds!

Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) | Harrison Ford (Han Solo)

File Updated: 2016-05-22

#Gambling

#Navigation

#Robots

Aug

1996

What is thy bidding?

From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

What is thy bidding, my master?

James Earl Jones (Darth Vader)

File Updated: 2016-05-21

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