Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy. –♪ Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy ♫ –Though Man dreads few things more than a trip to the supermarket, you offer us hope... and sometimes a free mini-wienie –♪ Love that freebie wienie ♫ –What exactly do you have? Aerosol cheese products? Deep-fried morsels? Who cares? If it's on a toothpick and it's free, it could be plutonium and we'd eat it. –♪ It's all good, baby ♫ –For a guy wearing oven mitts and an apron, you're all right. –♪ You're a star! ♫ –So this Bud's for you, O Titan of the Toothpick, because you put the free in freedom. –♪ Livin' free ♫
We believe that when a dinosaur knows what's best for his family, other dinosaurs shouldn't interfere. And we believe that when a company knows what's best for its community, that community shouldn't interfere with wasteful and demeaning regulations. Something to think about as we celebrate freedom on this Refrigerator Day, from your friends at the WeSaySo Corporation. WeSaySo, we'll do what's right if you leave us alone.
Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Professional Figure Skater. –♪ Mr. Professional Figure Skater ♫ –While lesser men strapped on skates and played hockey, you donned skin-tight leotards and a teeny cowboy hat, and learned Figure Eights. –♪ Goin' round and round ♫ –You practiced and practiced hoping, knowing, someday you'd be good enough to wear a giant puppet costume and skate in an ice show. –♪ Welcome to the Big Time ♫ –Skate perfectly and you're a crowd-pleaser. Mess up and fall on your butt and you're still a crowd-pleaser. –♪ Oh! ♫ –So this Bud's for you, O Titan of the Tights. You may never wear a medal, but sequins are shiny, too. –♪ Mr. Professional Figure Skater ♫
Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Horse-Drawn Carriage Driver. –♪ Mr. Horse-Drawn Carriage Driver ♫ –You start your day with a Tip-Tip and a Cheerio. Which is odd, because you're from Brooklyn –♪ Jolly ol' Brooklyn ♫ –While most people sit behind a desk, you proudly sit two-feet behind a four-legged manure factory. –♪ Ohh-eww! ♫ –No one knows the guts it takes to ride the subway to work dressed as a foppish dandy from the 18th century. –♪ Really foppish dandy ♫ –Blaring horns, profanity, vicious insults, all met with a courtly tip of your stovepipe hat. –♪ Cheerio! ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Buggy Boy, because the way you say "giddy-up" makes us say "whoa." –♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♫
Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Professional Hockey Organ Player. –♪ Mr. Professional Hockey Organ Player ♫ –What would the great game of hockey be without you and your giant organ? –♪ It's a big one ♫ –Sure the action on the ice is terrific, but it's watching you man-handle that giant organ that really makes us cheer. –♪ Yeah ♫ –For 60 grueling minutes you run your fingers up and down your giant organ. –♪ Over and over ♫ –That, sir, takes real stamina. –♪ Oh! ♫ –So this Bud's for you, O Magic-Fingered Maestro, because while some men dream of playing professional hockey, all men dream of having a giant organ. –♪ You're the man ♫