Archives: 2017-09

Sep
27
2017

Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy

Real American Heroes - Budweiser
Episode: Radio Spot #20

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy. –♪ Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy ♫ –Without you, we'd be forced to do the unthinkable when we wanted Chinese food: drive to a restaurant. –♪ Moo shu gai pan ♫ –But you, sir, bring it to us in under twenty. –♪ Ride like the wind! ♫ –Armed with your rickety bike, you battle traffic, bad weather, and the occasional busted elevator. And why do you do it? Because somewhere a guy is waiting for his kung pao crab puffs and he's got $1.57 with your name on it. –♪ That's 10 percent ♫ –So this Bud's for you, oh Mercenary Of The Mandarin Chicken, and know that when America is looking for a man to get the job done, you do deliver. –♪ You deliver! ♫

Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

#Commercials
#Alcohol
#Heroes
#Food
#Delivery
Sep
20
2017

Mr. Pickled Pigs Feet Eater

Real American Heroes - Budweiser
Episode: Radio Spot #14
 Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

#Commercials
#Alcohol
#Heroes
#Food
#Pigs
#Feet
#Pickles
#Poop
#Genitals
Sep
13
2017

Mr. Male Football Cheerleader

Real American Heroes - Budweiser
Episode: Radio Spot #18

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Male Football Cheerleader. –♪ Mr. Male Football Cheerleader ♫ –Real men don't just play smash-mouth football. Real men turn cartwheels and somersaults on the sidelines, tucked safely away from the action. –♪ Don't touch me now ♫ –Fourth down and inches, the game's on the line. It all comes down to you. Will you call for a perky pyramid or a peppy line dance? –♪ Get on my shoulders! ♫ –Knock 'em back, knock 'em back, all the way to Hackensack. –♪ Rah Rah Rah Rah Sis Boom Bah ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Mr. Male Football Cheerleader. You may never score a touchdown, but you're peppy. –♪ Yay! ♫ –That's gotta count for something. –♪ That's gotta count for something ♫

Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

#Alcohol
#Heroes
#Commercials
#Football
#Cheerleading
Sep
06
2017

Mr. Foam Finger Maker

Real American Heroes - Budweiser
Episode: Radio Spot #1
 Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

#Commercials
#Alcohol
#Heroes
#Sports
Sep
01
2017

Mr. Outside-The-Stadium Peanut Seller

Real American Heroes - Budweiser
Episode: Radio Spot #17

Budweiser presents: Real American Heroes. –♪ Real American Heroes ♫ –Today we salute you, Mr. Outside-The-Stadium Peanut Seller. –♪ Mr. Outside-The-Stadium Peanut Seller ♫ –You stand like a sentry outside the grounds of our national pastime offering us your salty nuts. –♪ Nice and crunchy! ♫ –"Half-price on the outside, all the taste," that's your pitch. –♪ Nuts for scratch! ♫ –There's nothing like spending a summer day on a hard bleacher seat crunching your nuts... –♪ Crunch, crunch, Oh! ♫ –Unless maybe it's sitting behind home plate spreading mustard on your wiener. –♪ Hot-n-spicy ♫ –So this Bud's for you, Outside-The-Stadium Peanut Seller, because thanks to you, a bag of peanuts costs just peanuts. –♪ Mr. Outside-The-Stadium Peanut Seller ♫

Pete Stacker (Announcer) | Dave Bickler (Singer in commercial)

#Commercials
#Alcohol
#Heroes
#Nuts
#Innuendo
#Food
#Sex
#Genitals
#Mustard
#Condiments