Archives: 2016-12

And that was the Christmas I would never forget... Until I went home and had, like, 50 beers and did forget. But only after I screamed myself into a blackout while my whole family held me down. Merry Christmas.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Christmas

#Alcohol

#Forgetful

#Memory

Dec

2016

Are you trying to go blind?

From: Star Trek: Beyond

My god, man, are you trying to go blind?! That stuff's illegal.

Karl Urban (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)

Dec

2016

Subtle plans are here again

From: Blackadder's Christmas Carol

Ha! Got him with my subtle plan. –I can't see any subtle plan. –Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing Subtle Plans Are Here Again.

Rowan Atkinson (Lord Edmund Blackadder) | Tony Robinson (Baldrick)

Dec

2016

Chimney expansion

From: Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Episode: Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse (1988)

A brand-new Christmas list to add to the old one for Santa Claus! –Pee-Wee, how is Santa supposed to get all of this down that little chimney? –I already thought of that. I'm having the chimney expanded.

Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman) | S. Epatha Merkerson (Reba - Mail Woman)

#Christmas

#Chimney

Dec

2016

Ill-conceived love

From: Blackadder's Christmas Carol

Oh dear. Ill-conceived love, I should warn you, is like a Christmas cracker: one massively-disappointing bang and the novelty soon wears off.

Rowan Atkinson (Ebenezer Blackadder)

Dec

2016

How David Lynch Stole Christmas

From: Family Guy

Episode: How the Griffin Stole Christmas (2016) (Season 15, Episode 9)

We now return to How David Lynch Stole Christmas.

uncredited (TV Announcer)

#Television

#Christmas

Dec

2016

A lifetime of study

From: Boys' Night Out

But, darling, a girl can't make a success on instincts alone. To understand a man takes a lifetime of study.

Zsa Zsa Gabor (Boss' Girl Friend)

Dec

2016

Extra Christmas wish

From: Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Episode: Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse (1988)

I was kind of hoping maybe you'd give me an extra wish. –Extra wish? You want an extra wish? What do you think this is, Christmas?! –Yeah. –Oh. Oh, OK.

John Paragon (Jambi the Genie) | Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman)

#Greed

#Wishes

#Christmas

Dec

2016

Vainest idea

From: Dilbert

Episode: The Prototype (1999) (Season 1, Episode 3)

Dogbert, that is the vainest, most-superficial idea I've ever heard. –Thank you.

Daniel Stern (Dilbert) | Chris Elliott (Dogbert)

Dec

2016

Is it Christmas?

From: Rugrats

Daddy, what day is it? Is it Christmas?!

Cheryl Chase (Angelica Pickles)

#Time

#Christmas

#Daddy

Dec

2016

Not a personal vendetta

From: Goldfinger

This isn't a personal vendetta, 007, it's an assignment like any other. And if you can't treat is as such, coldly and objectively, then 008 can replace you.

Bernard Lee (M)

Dec

2016

What more, Santa?

From: Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Episode: Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse (1988)

What more do you want, Santa?!

Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman)

#Frustration

#Christmas

Dec

2016

Gotta work on Christmas

From: Mary Tyler Moore

Episode: Christmas and the Hard-Luck Kid II (1970) (Season 1, Episode 14)

You know, Mary, I haven't had Christmas off in seven years. –Oh, that's terrible. –Well, it's not too bad. You get used to it. Christmas is just like any other day when you work in a newsroom. You know what I mean? –Uh, no. –Oh. You gotta work on Christmas. –I've got to work on Christmas? –Well, that's another way of putting it.

Edward Asner (Lou Grant) | Mary Tyler Moore (Mary Richards)

Dec

2016

Things are feeling episodic

From: Star Trek: Beyond

As for me, things have started to feel… a little… episodic. The farther out we go, the more I find myself wondering what it is we're trying to accomplish. If the universe is truly endless, then are we not striving for something forever out of reach?

Chris Pine (James T. Kirk)

Dec

2016

Nobody likes the tangerines

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: Last Christmas (2014) (Season 9, Episode 0)

Be sure to save some room for a tangerine, Doctor. –Nobody likes the tangerines.

Nick Frost (Santa Claus) | Peter Capaldi (The Doctor)

#Christmas

#Fruit

#Tangerines

Dec

2016

Wasting my time

From: The Wizard Of Oz

You're wasting my time!

Frank Morgan (Gatekeeper)

Dec

2016

Not in the Vulcan custom

From: Star Trek: Beyond

It is not in the Vulcan custom to receive again that which was given as a gift.

Zachary Quinto (Mr. Spock)

Dec

2016

It's all true

From: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

The crazy thing is... it's true. The Force, the Jedi... all of it. It's all true.

Harrison Ford (Han Solo)

#Force

#Jedi

#Truth

Dec

2016

500 in the Spirit Realm

From: Kung Fu Panda 3

500 years in the Spirit Realm, you pick up a thing or two.

J.K. Simmons (Kai)

#Education

#Paranormal

#Condescension

Dec

2016

You're obviously crazy

From: Spectre

Then you're obviously crazy, Mr... –Bond. James... Bond.

Monica Bellucci (Lucia) | Daniel Craig (James Bond / 007)

#Mental Health

#Names

Dec

2016

Families suck!

From: Home Alone

Everyone in this family hates me! –Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family. –I don't want a new family! I don't want any family! Families suck!

Macaulay Culkin (Kevin McCallister) | Catherine O'Hara (Kate McCallister)

Dec

2016

Monday you're history

From: Heathers

Monday morning you're history. I'll tell everyone about tonight. Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg's gonna let you play their reindeer games.

Kim Walker (Heather (Chandler))

Dec

2016

The chimney fell off again

From: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Well, what do you know? The chimney fell off again.

Mark DeCarlo (Hugh Neutron)

#Christmas

#Chimney

#Destruction

Born Today

Chris Barnes • 24 Jun 1965

Clarissa Dickson-Wright • 24 Jun 1947

Mick Fleetwood • 24 Jun 1947

Carla Gallo • 24 Jun 1975

Iain Glen • 24 Jun 1961

Julian Holloway • 24 Jun 1944

Peter Weller • 24 Jun 1947

Died Today

Valentine Dyall • 24 Jun 1984

Jackie Gleason • 24 Jun 1987

David Tomlinson • 24 Jun 2000

Lucile Watson • 24 Jun 1962

Paul Winchell • 24 Jun 2005

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

Top 25 Quotes - Today

It's definitely you, from: Star Trek: Beyond
Views today: 6

Dying to tell you what I thought of you, from: The Wizard Of Oz
Views today: 5

Exit the doughnut, from: Iron Man 2
Views today: 4

Maybe it's a dream, from: *batteries not included
Views today: 4

I just went gay, from: Bringing Up Baby
Views today: 3

Good stiff drinks, from: It's A Wonderful Life
Views today: 3

Transfer of data, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 3

Magic Man, from: Strange Days
Views today: 2

A wizard is never late, from: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
Views today: 2

We ain't got no badges, from: Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Views today: 2

Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, from: Shrek The Halls
Views today: 2

The god of Bingo, from: D.E.B.S.
Views today: 2

SFX: the pouring of a beer, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 2

You have heard of me, from: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Views today: 2

Everyone has bad dreams, from: Carnivàle
Views today: 2

Recognized your foul stench, from: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
Views today: 2

I'm a pilot, from: Star Trek: Voyager
Views today: 2

The first thing you notice in a person, from: Desk Set
Views today: 2

Ruining my life again, from: Daria
Views today: 2

Duty patrol to the launch bay, from: Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series
Views today: 2

We all know where this is going, from: Not Another Teen Movie
Views today: 2

Not a commando, from: Star Trek: Voyager
Views today: 2

It's evil!, from: Time Bandits
Views today: 2

Pipe down, from: The World Is Not Enough
Views today: 2

You're gay!, from: That '70s Show
Views today: 2

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 65,723

Family Guy / Total views: 31,711

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 27,099

Sound Effects / Total views: 25,524

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 24,529

Up / Total views: 23,086

Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,801

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,620

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,801

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,092

South Park / Total views: 15,213

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 14,844

The Jetsons / Total views: 14,669

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,444

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,785

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,292

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,228

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,909

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,153

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,077

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,885

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,839

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 10,797

Daria / Total views: 10,795

Laugh-In / Total views: 9,916

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