Archives: 2016-12

And that was the Christmas I would never forget... Until I went home and had, like, 50 beers and did forget. But only after I screamed myself into a blackout while my whole family held me down. Merry Christmas.

Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin)

#Christmas

#Alcohol

#Forgetful

#Memory

Dec

2016

Are you trying to go blind?

From: Star Trek: Beyond

My god, man, are you trying to go blind?! That stuff's illegal.

Karl Urban (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)

Dec

2016

Subtle plans are here again

From: Blackadder's Christmas Carol

Ha! Got him with my subtle plan. –I can't see any subtle plan. –Baldrick, you wouldn't see a subtle plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsichord singing Subtle Plans Are Here Again.

Rowan Atkinson (Lord Edmund Blackadder) | Tony Robinson (Baldrick)

Dec

2016

Chimney expansion

From: Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Episode: Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse (1988)

A brand-new Christmas list to add to the old one for Santa Claus! –Pee-Wee, how is Santa supposed to get all of this down that little chimney? –I already thought of that. I'm having the chimney expanded.

Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman) | S. Epatha Merkerson (Reba - Mail Woman)

#Christmas

#Chimney

Dec

2016

Ill-conceived love

From: Blackadder's Christmas Carol

Oh dear. Ill-conceived love, I should warn you, is like a Christmas cracker: one massively-disappointing bang and the novelty soon wears off.

Rowan Atkinson (Ebenezer Blackadder)

Dec

2016

How David Lynch Stole Christmas

From: Family Guy

Episode: How the Griffin Stole Christmas (2016) (Season 15, Episode 9)

We now return to How David Lynch Stole Christmas.

uncredited (TV Announcer)

#Television

#Christmas

Dec

2016

A lifetime of study

From: Boys' Night Out

But, darling, a girl can't make a success on instincts alone. To understand a man takes a lifetime of study.

Zsa Zsa Gabor (Boss' Girl Friend)

Dec

2016

Extra Christmas wish

From: Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Episode: Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse (1988)

I was kind of hoping maybe you'd give me an extra wish. –Extra wish? You want an extra wish? What do you think this is, Christmas?! –Yeah. –Oh. Oh, OK.

John Paragon (Jambi the Genie) | Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman)

#Greed

#Wishes

#Christmas

Dec

2016

Vainest idea

From: Dilbert

Episode: The Prototype (1999) (Season 1, Episode 3)

Dogbert, that is the vainest, most-superficial idea I've ever heard. –Thank you.

Daniel Stern (Dilbert) | Chris Elliott (Dogbert)

Dec

2016

Is it Christmas?

From: Rugrats

Daddy, what day is it? Is it Christmas?!

Cheryl Chase (Angelica Pickles)

#Time

#Christmas

#Daddy

Dec

2016

Not a personal vendetta

From: Goldfinger

This isn't a personal vendetta, 007, it's an assignment like any other. And if you can't treat is as such, coldly and objectively, then 008 can replace you.

Bernard Lee (M)

Dec

2016

What more, Santa?

From: Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Episode: Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse (1988)

What more do you want, Santa?!

Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman)

#Frustration

#Christmas

Dec

2016

Gotta work on Christmas

From: Mary Tyler Moore

Episode: Christmas and the Hard-Luck Kid II (1970) (Season 1, Episode 14)

You know, Mary, I haven't had Christmas off in seven years. –Oh, that's terrible. –Well, it's not too bad. You get used to it. Christmas is just like any other day when you work in a newsroom. You know what I mean? –Uh, no. –Oh. You gotta work on Christmas. –I've got to work on Christmas? –Well, that's another way of putting it.

Edward Asner (Lou Grant) | Mary Tyler Moore (Mary Richards)

Dec

2016

Things are feeling episodic

From: Star Trek: Beyond

As for me, things have started to feel… a little… episodic. The farther out we go, the more I find myself wondering what it is we're trying to accomplish. If the universe is truly endless, then are we not striving for something forever out of reach?

Chris Pine (James T. Kirk)

Dec

2016

Nobody likes the tangerines

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: Last Christmas (2014) (Season 9, Episode 0)

Be sure to save some room for a tangerine, Doctor. –Nobody likes the tangerines.

Nick Frost (Santa Claus) | Peter Capaldi (The Doctor)

#Christmas

#Fruit

#Tangerines

Dec

2016

Wasting my time

From: The Wizard Of Oz

You're wasting my time!

Frank Morgan (Gatekeeper)

Dec

2016

Not in the Vulcan custom

From: Star Trek: Beyond

It is not in the Vulcan custom to receive again that which was given as a gift.

Zachary Quinto (Mr. Spock)

Dec

2016

It's all true

From: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens

The crazy thing is... it's true. The Force, the Jedi... all of it. It's all true.

Harrison Ford (Han Solo)

#Force

#Jedi

#Truth

Dec

2016

500 in the Spirit Realm

From: Kung Fu Panda 3

500 years in the Spirit Realm, you pick up a thing or two.

J.K. Simmons (Kai)

#Education

#Paranormal

#Condescension

Dec

2016

You're obviously crazy

From: Spectre

Then you're obviously crazy, Mr... –Bond. James... Bond.

Monica Bellucci (Lucia) | Daniel Craig (James Bond / 007)

#Mental Health

#Names

Dec

2016

Families suck!

From: Home Alone

Everyone in this family hates me! –Then maybe you should ask Santa for a new family. –I don't want a new family! I don't want any family! Families suck!

Macaulay Culkin (Kevin McCallister) | Catherine O'Hara (Kate McCallister)

Dec

2016

Monday you're history

From: Heathers

Monday morning you're history. I'll tell everyone about tonight. Transfer to Washington. Transfer to Jefferson. No one at Westerberg's gonna let you play their reindeer games.

Kim Walker (Heather (Chandler))

Dec

2016

The chimney fell off again

From: Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Well, what do you know? The chimney fell off again.

Mark DeCarlo (Hugh Neutron)

#Christmas

#Chimney

#Destruction

Born Today

Crispin Glover • 20 Apr 1964

Gregory Itzin • 20 Apr 1948

Louise Jameson • 20 Apr 1951

Monte Landis • 20 Apr 1933

Ryan O'Neal • 20 Apr 1941

Gregory Ratoff • 20 Apr 1897

Andy Serkis • 20 Apr 1964

George Takei • 20 Apr 1937

Geraint Wyn Davies • 20 Apr 1957

Died This Year

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

Top 25 Quotes - Today

Drink up, me hearties, from: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Views today: 10

Join us or die, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 8

Emergency communique, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 7

Planet Houston, from: Superman II
Views today: 7

It's 4:20, from: Sealab 2021
Views today: 7

Biggest joint ever, from: Odd Thomas
Views today: 6

That Island of Misfit Toys thing, from: Farscape
Views today: 5

Don't want toys, from: The Brady Bunch
Views today: 5

20 million guys out of work, from: Soylent Green
Views today: 5

Tripping bear balls, from: Archer
Views today: 5

We can valmorphanize safely now, from: Team America: World Police
Views today: 5

No scissors, from: The Rock
Views today: 4

Lay down a few rules, from: Family Guy
Views today: 4

Kick your mama in the butt, from: Smokey and the Bandit II
Views today: 4

I see in five dimensions, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Views today: 4

Where are the white women at?, from: Blazing Saddles
Views today: 4

Are you on the marijuana?, from: Mystery Men
Views today: 4

Electric eels biting my butt, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 3

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 3

Fate didn't buy those guns, from: Painkiller Jane
Views today: 3

The Dark Path, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 3

And my way, from: The Caine Mutiny
Views today: 3

The most-reliable computer ever, from: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Views today: 3

20 live turkeys, from: WKRP in Cincinnati
Views today: 3

The wings of Liberty, from: Big Trouble In Little China
Views today: 3

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 64,985

Family Guy / Total views: 31,366

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 26,775

Sound Effects / Total views: 25,250

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 24,146

Up / Total views: 22,637

Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,513

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,332

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,492

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 15,703

South Park / Total views: 14,857

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 14,544

The Jetsons / Total views: 14,516

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,251

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,702

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,118

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 11,961

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,796

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 10,998

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 10,920

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,744

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 10,643

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,636

Daria / Total views: 10,624

Laugh-In / Total views: 9,723

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