Jun 30 2016 Threats hurt From: Deadpool Threats hurt, Jer, though not nearly as badly as serrated steel. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Threats#Warnings
Jun 29 2016 Get through your fear From: The Good Dinosaur Sometimes you gotta get through your fear to see the beauty on the other side. Jeffrey Wright (Poppa) #Fear#Parenting#Advice#Beauty
Jun 28 2016 Debriefing and cocktails From: Team America: World Police Great job, team! Head back to base for debriefing and cocktails. Daran Norris (Spottswoode) #Encouragement#Praise#Work#Alcohol#Espionage
Jun 27 2016 Within me From: Zardoz You are within me. David de Keyser (The Tabernacle) #Innuendo#Security#Sex#Computer
Jun 26 2016 Trademarked by competency From: Dilbert Episode: The Name (1999) (Season 1, Episode 1) As you probably know, all the good product names have been trademarked by companies who are competent. –Competent? How are we going to compete with that? Chris Elliott (Dogbert) | Gordon Hunt (Wally) #Big Business#Work#Competence
Jun 25 2016 A face to fix From: Deadpool Anyway, I got places to be, a face to fix, and oh... bad guys to kill. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Death#Superheroes#Murder#Sarcasm
Jun 24 2016 The worst I've heard From: The Princess Bride I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard. How marvelous. Christopher Guest (Count Tyrone Rugen) #Condescension#Pity
Jun 23 2016 Call Kenny Loggins From: Archer Episode: Diversity Hire (2010) (Season 1, Episode 3) Seriously, Lana, call Kenny Loggins 'cause you're in the Danger Zone. H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) | Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane) #Danger#Danger Zone
Jun 22 2016 Welcome to Jurassic Park From: Jurassic Park Welcome to Jurassic Park. Richard Attenborough (John Hammond) #Greetings#Science#Amusement Parks
Jun 21 2016 We meet again at last From: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again at last. James Earl Jones (Darth Vader) #Waiting#Meetings#Gloating
Jun 20 2016 Believing is all we have From: Team America: World Police Sometimes, believing is all we have. Kristen Miller (Lisa) #Beliefs#Philosophy
Jun 19 2016 Justice wears a blue barrette From: Open Season 2 My friends, today Justice wears a blue barrette and a rhinestone collar. Crispin Glover (Fifi) #Fashion#Justice
Jun 18 2016 Pentrated me From: Zardoz You have penetrated me. David de Keyser (The Tabernacle) #Innuendo#Sex#Security#Computer
Jun 17 2016 Touching myself tonight From: Deadpool (gasp) Ohh! I'm touching myself tonight. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Sex#Masturbation#Innuendo
Jun 16 2016 Get 'em, cowboy From: Team America: World Police Go get 'em, cowboy. Daran Norris (Spottswoode) #Encouragement#Cowboys
Jun 15 2016 Still trying to win? From: The Princess Bride Good heavens. Are you still trying to win? Christopher Guest (Count Tyrone Rugen) #Condescension#Winners
Jun 14 2016 If Security'd come in From: A Very Murray Christmas If Security had come in today I would be calling them right now. Bill Murray #Security#Frustration#Disgust#Work
Jun 13 2016 Red arm From: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens Goodness! Han Solo! It is I, C-3PO. You probably don't recognize me because of the red arm. Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) #Greetings#Recognition#Robots
Jun 12 2016 Let's police the world! From: Team America: World Police All right, team, that's it. We've got a job to do. Let's go police the world! Daran Norris (Spottswoode) #Arrogance#Police#Work
Jun 11 2016 You must unlearn From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back You must unlearn what you have learned. Frank Oz (Yoda) #Education#Philosophy
Jun 10 2016 You'll have to share From: Deadpool (gunshots) Fine! I only have 12 bullets, so you're going to have to share. Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Sharing#Bullets#Weapons#Sarcasm
Jun 09 2016 You're on your own From: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure Gentlemen... you're on your own. George Carlin (Rufus) #Farewells
Jun 08 2016 Don't do anything From: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens Leia. –Don't do that. –Do what? –Anything. Harrison Ford (Han Solo) | Carrie Fisher (Princess Leia) #Love#Concern#Frustration
Jun 07 2016 Taken your first step From: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope You've taken your first step into a larger world. Alec Guinness (Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi) #Religion#Paranormal#Philosophy
Jun 06 2016 Not familiar with that phrase From: The Princess Bride I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase. Chris Sarandon (Prince Humperdinck) #Language#Confusion#Frustration
Jun 05 2016 Dark days of anarchy From: Open Season 2 Don't you understand? We must remain vigilant. Even one wild animal among us can send us back to those dark days of anarchy. Crispin Glover (Fifi) #Frustration#Paranoia#Anarchy
Jun 04 2016 The new Jedi will rise From: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens If Skywalker returns, the new Jedi will rise. Andy Serkis (Supreme Leader Snoke) #Religion#Concern#Warnings
Jun 03 2016 Altering the deal From: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further. James Earl Jones (Darth Vader) #Big Business#Contracts#Disonesty#Politics
Jun 02 2016 Did I leave the stove on? From: Deadpool Shit. Did I leave the stove on? Ryan Reynolds (Wade Wilson / Deadpool) #Concern#Stove/Oven
Jun 01 2016 Good to be the Captain From: Babylon 5 Episode: Spider in the Web (1994) (Season 1, Episode 6) Ah, it's good to be the Captain. Bruce Boxleitner (John J. Sheridan) #Military#Pleasure#Police#Ego