Archives: 2015-11

Nov

2015

Wouldn't worry about that

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

#Computer

#Worry

#Advice

Nov

2015

To the BatBoat

From: Batman: The Movie (TOS)

To the BatBoat, fast!

Adam West (Bruce Wayne / Batman)

#Superheroes

#Boats

Nov

2015

Too much nog

From: Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Episode: Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse (1988)

I hear reindeer on the roof! Do you know what that means? –You've had too much egg nog.

Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman) | S. Epatha Merkerson (Reba - Mail Woman)

Nov

2015

Better than last year

From: That '70s Show

Episode: Thank You (2002) (Season 5, Episode 8)

Another Thanksgiving come and gone. Certainly an eventful day, hmm? –Yeah. But with our ungrateful daughter, that dumbass son, and a drunk foreign kid I'd say… Actually, it's a little better than last year.

Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman) | Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman)

Nov

2015

People do bad shit

From: Jessica Jones

Episode: AKA Ladies Night (2015) (Season 1, Episode 1)

People do bad shit. I just avoid getting involved with them in the first place. That works for me. Most of the time.

Krysten Ritter (Jessica Jones)

#Cynical

#Philosophy

Nov

2015

Legend becomes fact

From: The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.

Carleton Young (Maxwell Scott)

#Newspapers

#Legends

#Facts

Nov

2015

Natural feelings

From: All About Eve

You know nothing about feelings, natural or unnatural.

Bette Davis (Margo Channing)

#Emotions

#Feelings

#Condescension

Nov

2015

It's puzzling

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Yes. It's puzzling.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

#Computer

#Confusion

Nov

2015

When to walk away

From: Jessica Jones

Episode: AKA Ladies Night (2015) (Season 1, Episode 1)

In my line of work you gotta know when to walk away. But some cases just won't let you go.

Krysten Ritter (Jessica Jones)

#Work

#Frustration

Nov

2015

Allowed to evolve

From: Avengers: Age of Ultron

You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. How is humanity saved if it's not allowed to... evolve?

James Spader (Ultron)

Nov

2015

Human capacity for hyperbole

From: Star Trek: Voyager

Episode: Parallax (1995) (Season 1, Episode 2)

I will never cease to be amazed by the human capacity for hyperbole.

Tim Russ (Tuvok)

#Frustration

#Hyperbole

#Language

Nov

2015

Now it's Thanksgiving

From: That '70s Show

Episode: Thank You (2002) (Season 5, Episode 8)

Pimp gave you the holiday off, huh? –Yeah. He replaced me with your mom. –Now it's Thanksgiving.

Danny Masterson (Steven Hyde) | Lisa Robin Kelly (Laurie Forman)

#Thanksgiving

#Prostitution

#Insult

Nov

2015

Programmed to investigate

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: The Changeling (1967) (Season 2, Episode 3)

I am programmed to investigate.

Vic Perrin (Nomad)

#Computer

#Robots

#Curiosity

Nov

2015

Blow this popsicle stand

From: The Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper

Let's blow this popsicle stand, boys!

Tom McGrath (Skipper)

#Food

#Farewells

Nov

2015

Not concerned

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

I hope the two of you are not concerned about this.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

#Computer

#Concern

Nov

2015

A voyage of the damned

From: Star Trek: Voyager

Episode: Time and Again (1995) (Season 1, Episode 3)

It seems I've found myself on a voyage of the damned.

Robert Picardo (The Doctor (II))

#Computer

#Robots

#Self-Pity

Nov

2015

Some human experiences

From: All About Eve

There are some human experiences, Birdie, that do not take place in a vaudeville house, and that even a fifth-rate vaudevillian should understand and respect.

Bette Davis (Margo Channing)

Nov

2015

Think, McFly!

From: Back To The Future, Part I

Hello, anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think!

Thomas F. Wilson (Biff Tannen)

#Condescension

#Thinking

Nov

2015

Waiting too long

From: Avengers: Age of Ultron

As maybe the world's leading authority on waiting too long... don't.

Chris Evans (Steve Rogers / Captain America)

#Waiting

#Procrastination

#Advice

Nov

2015

Yams and Underdog floats

From: That '70s Show

Episode: Thank You (2002) (Season 5, Episode 8)

So, Thanksgiving. We celebrate the subjugation of an indigenous people with yams and Underdog floats. –Yeah, I'm mostly celebrating my pretty new dress. –And so much for talking.

Danny Masterson (Steven Hyde) | Mila Kunis (Jackie Burkhardt)

Nov

2015

No room for bigotry

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: Balance of Terror (1966) (Season 1, Episode 14)

Leave any bigotry in your quarters. There's no room for it on the bridge. Do I make myself clear?

William Shatner (James T. Kirk)

#Military

#Bigotry

#Politics

Nov

2015

Not much of a bargain

From: All About Eve

You're not much of a bargain, you know. You're conceited and thoughtless and messy.

Bette Davis (Margo Channing)

Nov

2015

My heartlight

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (2007) (Season 3, Episode 8)

Oh, my God, I can see my heartlight.

Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien)

#Parody

#Christmas

Nov

2015

Military engagements

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe (2011) (Season 7, Episode 0)

This is a military engagement. There's no crying in military engagements.

Bill Bailey (Droxil)

#Crying

#Military

#Frustration

Nov

2015

Buy this building

From: Avengers: Age of Ultron

How quickly can we buy this building?

Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark / Iron Man)

#Real Estate

Nov

2015

You're hopeless

From: Tucker & Dale vs. Evil

You are hopeless, do you know that? You're hopeless.

Alan Tudyk (Tucker)

#Hopeless

#Frustration

Nov

2015

A for effort

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (2007) (Season 3, Episode 8)

(whistles) I'd give you an 'A' for effort, but this isn't UC Santa Cruz.

Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith)

#School

#Sarcasm

Nov

2015

More important than school

From: Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

Episode: Beware the Beast from Below (2010) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Zoinks! Like, what was that? –It looks like a mystery to me, and I think that's just a little more important than school.

Matthew Lillard (Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers) | Frank Welker (Fred 'Freddy' Jones)

#School

#Mystery

#Fear

Nov

2015

Don't be a square

From: Back To The Future, Part I

Don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks.

Lea Thompson (Lorraine Baines McFly)

#Alcohol

#Peer Pressure

#Condescension

Born Today

Chris Barnes • 24 Jun 1965

Clarissa Dickson-Wright • 24 Jun 1947

Mick Fleetwood • 24 Jun 1947

Carla Gallo • 24 Jun 1975

Iain Glen • 24 Jun 1961

Julian Holloway • 24 Jun 1944

Peter Weller • 24 Jun 1947

Died Today

Valentine Dyall • 24 Jun 1984

Jackie Gleason • 24 Jun 1987

David Tomlinson • 24 Jun 2000

Lucile Watson • 24 Jun 1962

Paul Winchell • 24 Jun 2005

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

Top 25 Quotes - Today

It's definitely you, from: Star Trek: Beyond
Views today: 6

Dying to tell you what I thought of you, from: The Wizard Of Oz
Views today: 5

Exit the doughnut, from: Iron Man 2
Views today: 4

Maybe it's a dream, from: *batteries not included
Views today: 4

I just went gay, from: Bringing Up Baby
Views today: 3

Good stiff drinks, from: It's A Wonderful Life
Views today: 3

Transfer of data, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 3

Magic Man, from: Strange Days
Views today: 2

A wizard is never late, from: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
Views today: 2

We ain't got no badges, from: Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Views today: 2

Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, from: Shrek The Halls
Views today: 2

The god of Bingo, from: D.E.B.S.
Views today: 2

SFX: the pouring of a beer, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 2

You have heard of me, from: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Views today: 2

Everyone has bad dreams, from: Carnivàle
Views today: 2

Recognized your foul stench, from: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
Views today: 2

I'm a pilot, from: Star Trek: Voyager
Views today: 2

The first thing you notice in a person, from: Desk Set
Views today: 2

Ruining my life again, from: Daria
Views today: 2

Duty patrol to the launch bay, from: Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series
Views today: 2

We all know where this is going, from: Not Another Teen Movie
Views today: 2

Not a commando, from: Star Trek: Voyager
Views today: 2

It's evil!, from: Time Bandits
Views today: 2

Pipe down, from: The World Is Not Enough
Views today: 2

You're gay!, from: That '70s Show
Views today: 2

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 65,723

Family Guy / Total views: 31,711

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 27,099

Sound Effects / Total views: 25,524

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 24,529

Up / Total views: 23,086

Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,801

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,620

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,801

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,092

South Park / Total views: 15,213

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 14,844

The Jetsons / Total views: 14,669

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,444

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,785

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,292

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,228

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,909

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,153

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,077

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,885

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,839

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 10,797

Daria / Total views: 10,795

Laugh-In / Total views: 9,916

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