Archives: 2015-11

Nov

2015

Wouldn't worry about that

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

#Computer

#Worry

#Advice

Nov

2015

To the BatBoat

From: Batman: The Movie (TOS)

To the BatBoat, fast!

Adam West (Bruce Wayne / Batman)

#Superheroes

#Boats

Nov

2015

Too much nog

From: Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Episode: Christmas at Pee Wee's Playhouse (1988)

I hear reindeer on the roof! Do you know what that means? –You've had too much egg nog.

Paul Reubens (Pee-Wee Herman) | S. Epatha Merkerson (Reba - Mail Woman)

Nov

2015

Better than last year

From: That '70s Show

Episode: Thank You (2002) (Season 5, Episode 8)

Another Thanksgiving come and gone. Certainly an eventful day, hmm? –Yeah. But with our ungrateful daughter, that dumbass son, and a drunk foreign kid I'd say… Actually, it's a little better than last year.

Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman) | Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman)

Nov

2015

People do bad shit

From: Jessica Jones

Episode: AKA Ladies Night (2015) (Season 1, Episode 1)

People do bad shit. I just avoid getting involved with them in the first place. That works for me. Most of the time.

Krysten Ritter (Jessica Jones)

#Cynical

#Philosophy

Nov

2015

Legend becomes fact

From: The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance

This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.

Carleton Young (Maxwell Scott)

#Newspapers

#Legends

#Facts

Nov

2015

Natural feelings

From: All About Eve

You know nothing about feelings, natural or unnatural.

Bette Davis (Margo Channing)

#Emotions

#Feelings

#Condescension

Nov

2015

It's puzzling

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

Yes. It's puzzling.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

#Computer

#Confusion

Nov

2015

When to walk away

From: Jessica Jones

Episode: AKA Ladies Night (2015) (Season 1, Episode 1)

In my line of work you gotta know when to walk away. But some cases just won't let you go.

Krysten Ritter (Jessica Jones)

#Work

#Frustration

Nov

2015

Allowed to evolve

From: Avengers: Age of Ultron

You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. How is humanity saved if it's not allowed to... evolve?

James Spader (Ultron)

Nov

2015

Human capacity for hyperbole

From: Star Trek: Voyager

Episode: Parallax (1995) (Season 1, Episode 2)

I will never cease to be amazed by the human capacity for hyperbole.

Tim Russ (Tuvok)

#Frustration

#Hyperbole

#Language

Nov

2015

Now it's Thanksgiving

From: That '70s Show

Episode: Thank You (2002) (Season 5, Episode 8)

Pimp gave you the holiday off, huh? –Yeah. He replaced me with your mom. –Now it's Thanksgiving.

Danny Masterson (Steven Hyde) | Lisa Robin Kelly (Laurie Forman)

#Thanksgiving

#Prostitution

#Insult

Nov

2015

Programmed to investigate

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: The Changeling (1967) (Season 2, Episode 3)

I am programmed to investigate.

Vic Perrin (Nomad)

#Computer

#Robots

#Curiosity

Nov

2015

Blow this popsicle stand

From: The Madagascar Penguins in a Christmas Caper

Let's blow this popsicle stand, boys!

Tom McGrath (Skipper)

#Food

#Farewells

Nov

2015

Not concerned

From: 2001: A Space Odyssey

I hope the two of you are not concerned about this.

Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)

#Computer

#Concern

Nov

2015

A voyage of the damned

From: Star Trek: Voyager

Episode: Time and Again (1995) (Season 1, Episode 3)

It seems I've found myself on a voyage of the damned.

Robert Picardo (The Doctor (II))

#Computer

#Robots

#Self-Pity

Nov

2015

Some human experiences

From: All About Eve

There are some human experiences, Birdie, that do not take place in a vaudeville house, and that even a fifth-rate vaudevillian should understand and respect.

Bette Davis (Margo Channing)

Nov

2015

Think, McFly!

From: Back To The Future, Part I

Hello, anybody home? Huh? Think, McFly. Think!

Thomas F. Wilson (Biff Tannen)

#Condescension

#Thinking

Nov

2015

Waiting too long

From: Avengers: Age of Ultron

As maybe the world's leading authority on waiting too long... don't.

Chris Evans (Steve Rogers / Captain America)

#Waiting

#Procrastination

#Advice

Nov

2015

Yams and Underdog floats

From: That '70s Show

Episode: Thank You (2002) (Season 5, Episode 8)

So, Thanksgiving. We celebrate the subjugation of an indigenous people with yams and Underdog floats. –Yeah, I'm mostly celebrating my pretty new dress. –And so much for talking.

Danny Masterson (Steven Hyde) | Mila Kunis (Jackie Burkhardt)

Nov

2015

No room for bigotry

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: Balance of Terror (1966) (Season 1, Episode 14)

Leave any bigotry in your quarters. There's no room for it on the bridge. Do I make myself clear?

William Shatner (James T. Kirk)

#Military

#Bigotry

#Politics

Nov

2015

Not much of a bargain

From: All About Eve

You're not much of a bargain, you know. You're conceited and thoughtless and messy.

Bette Davis (Margo Channing)

Nov

2015

My heartlight

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (2007) (Season 3, Episode 8)

Oh, my God, I can see my heartlight.

Seth MacFarlane (Roger the Alien)

#Parody

#Christmas

Nov

2015

Military engagements

From: Doctor Who (II)

Episode: The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe (2011) (Season 7, Episode 0)

This is a military engagement. There's no crying in military engagements.

Bill Bailey (Droxil)

#Crying

#Military

#Frustration

Nov

2015

Buy this building

From: Avengers: Age of Ultron

How quickly can we buy this building?

Robert Downey Jr. (Tony Stark / Iron Man)

#Real Estate

Nov

2015

You're hopeless

From: Tucker & Dale vs. Evil

You are hopeless, do you know that? You're hopeless.

Alan Tudyk (Tucker)

#Hopeless

#Frustration

Nov

2015

A for effort

From: American Dad!

Episode: The Most Adequate Christmas Ever (2007) (Season 3, Episode 8)

(whistles) I'd give you an 'A' for effort, but this isn't UC Santa Cruz.

Seth MacFarlane (Stan Smith)

#School

#Sarcasm

Nov

2015

More important than school

From: Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

Episode: Beware the Beast from Below (2010) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Zoinks! Like, what was that? –It looks like a mystery to me, and I think that's just a little more important than school.

Matthew Lillard (Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers) | Frank Welker (Fred 'Freddy' Jones)

#School

#Mystery

#Fear

Nov

2015

Don't be a square

From: Back To The Future, Part I

Don't be such a square. Everybody who's anybody drinks.

Lea Thompson (Lorraine Baines McFly)

#Alcohol

#Peer Pressure

#Condescension

Born Today

Crispin Glover • 20 Apr 1964

Gregory Itzin • 20 Apr 1948

Louise Jameson • 20 Apr 1951

Monte Landis • 20 Apr 1933

Ryan O'Neal • 20 Apr 1941

Gregory Ratoff • 20 Apr 1897

Andy Serkis • 20 Apr 1964

George Takei • 20 Apr 1937

Geraint Wyn Davies • 20 Apr 1957

Died This Year

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

Top 25 Quotes - Today

Drink up, me hearties, from: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Views today: 10

Join us or die, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 8

Emergency communique, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 7

Planet Houston, from: Superman II
Views today: 7

It's 4:20, from: Sealab 2021
Views today: 7

Biggest joint ever, from: Odd Thomas
Views today: 6

That Island of Misfit Toys thing, from: Farscape
Views today: 5

Don't want toys, from: The Brady Bunch
Views today: 5

20 million guys out of work, from: Soylent Green
Views today: 5

Tripping bear balls, from: Archer
Views today: 5

We can valmorphanize safely now, from: Team America: World Police
Views today: 5

No scissors, from: The Rock
Views today: 4

Lay down a few rules, from: Family Guy
Views today: 4

Kick your mama in the butt, from: Smokey and the Bandit II
Views today: 4

I see in five dimensions, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Views today: 4

Where are the white women at?, from: Blazing Saddles
Views today: 4

Are you on the marijuana?, from: Mystery Men
Views today: 4

Electric eels biting my butt, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 3

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 3

Fate didn't buy those guns, from: Painkiller Jane
Views today: 3

The Dark Path, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 3

And my way, from: The Caine Mutiny
Views today: 3

The most-reliable computer ever, from: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Views today: 3

20 live turkeys, from: WKRP in Cincinnati
Views today: 3

The wings of Liberty, from: Big Trouble In Little China
Views today: 3

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 64,985

Family Guy / Total views: 31,366

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 26,775

Sound Effects / Total views: 25,250

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 24,146

Up / Total views: 22,637

Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,513

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,332

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,492

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 15,703

South Park / Total views: 14,857

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 14,544

The Jetsons / Total views: 14,516

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,251

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,702

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,118

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 11,961

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,796

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 10,998

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 10,920

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,744

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 10,643

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,636

Daria / Total views: 10,624

Laugh-In / Total views: 9,723

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