Archives: 2015-08

Aug

2015

Nature's snakes

From: Penguins of Madagascar: The Movie

Leopard seals! Nature's snakes. –Aren't snakes Nature's snakes? –How should I know? I live on the flippin' frozen tundra!

Tom McGrath (Skipper) | Chris Miller (Kowalski)

#Sarcasm

#Snakes

#Rhetorical

Aug

2015

900 years old

From: Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.

Frank Oz (Yoda)

#Ego

#Aging

#Cynical

Aug

2015

Not the sounds

From: Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series

Episode: The Lost Warrior (1978), (Season 1, Episode 4)

Those are not the sounds I am seeking.

uncredited (Cylon Centurion (Silver))

Aug

2015

Real-life drama

From: Daria

Episode: Art Burn (2001) (Season 5, Episode 7)

(explosion) Wow. Real-life drama. –And I got every second of it.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) | Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane)

Aug

2015

Excellent servants

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: The Ultimate Computer (1968) (Season 2, Episode 24)

Computers make excellent and efficient servants. But I have no wish to serve under them.

Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)

#Computer

#Military

#Slavery

Aug

2015

Laughing at clothes

From: Archer

Episode: Training Day (2010) (Season 1, Episode 2)

(laughing) Sorry. I-- ohh... I was laughing at your clothes.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

Aug

2015

Snow globe collection

From: Penguins of Madagascar: The Movie

I came to realize some creatures are born to get all the love. The rest of us get nothing! The only thing that has kept me going all these years is my burning thirst for revenge! And my precious souvenir snow globe collection.

John Malkovich (Dave)

Aug

2015

One of these things

From: Daria

Episode: Art Burn (2001) (Season 5, Episode 7)

One of these things is not like the others.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

#Philosophy

#Cynical

Aug

2015

Know your shit

From: Kingsman: The Secret Service

Oh-ho! You know your shit. –I sometimes envy the blissful ignorance of those less-well-versed in their... shit.

Samuel L. Jackson (Richmond Valentine) | Colin Firth (Harry Hart / Galahad)

#Sarcasm

#Metaphors

#Poop

Aug

2015

Erase refractions

From: Zardoz

Already you have learnt to see my light wavelengths in the diamond. Now you will try to erase the refractions and destroy me.

David de Keyser (The Tabernacle)

Born Today

Billy De Wolfe • 18 Feb 1907

Matt Dillon • 18 Feb 1964

Yoko Ono • 18 Feb 1933

Jack Palance • 18 Feb 1919

Molly Ringwald • 18 Feb 1968

Angelo Rossitto • 18 Feb 1908

Cybill Shepherd • 18 Feb 1950

John Travolta • 18 Feb 1954

Mary Ure • 18 Feb 1933

Vanna White • 18 Feb 1957

Died Today

Harry Caray • 18 Feb 1998

Dale Earnhardt • 18 Feb 2001

Died This Year

06 Jan 2019 • William Morgan Sheppard

21 Jan 2019 • Kaye Ballard

01 Feb 2019 • Clive Swift

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Walking thesaurus, from: Guardians Of The Galaxy
Views today: 3

Messing up the bulletin board, from: The Andy Griffith Show
Views today: 2

This is getting stupid!, from: The Venture Bros.
Views today: 2

Beat the wings off a sugar plum fairy, from: The Odd Couple
Views today: 2

Thank you, Captain Righteous, from: The Powerpuff Girls
Views today: 1

What is going on in here?!, from: Leave It To Beaver
Views today: 1

Was it worth 30 years?, from: The Longest Yard
Views today: 1

Make Party (v2), from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Views today: 1

Were you whining?, from: Dead Like Me
Views today: 1

I have awaited a question, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 1

Not meant to sit in little cubicles, from: Office Space
Views today: 1

No one can be told, from: The Matrix
Views today: 1

Nerdy hillbilly, from: The Hangover
Views today: 1

Stoned or stupid?, from: Hackers
Views today: 1

Living in a cave, from: Beach Blanket Bingo
Views today: 1

Someone could've died, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Views today: 1

Surrounded by idiots, from: Archer
Views today: 1

Delightful party, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 1

Make things right, from: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
Views today: 1

Believe what I say or I'll hurt you, from: Family Guy
Views today: 1

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 68,861

Family Guy / Total views: 33,394

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 28,727

Sound Effects / Total views: 26,815

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 25,824

Up / Total views: 25,045

Looney Tunes / Total views: 24,138

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 19,043

Babylon 5 / Total views: 18,027

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 17,564

South Park / Total views: 16,384

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 16,222

The Jetsons / Total views: 15,588

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 15,186

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 13,367

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 13,058

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,808

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 12,557

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,942

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,813

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