Archives: 2015-08

Aug

2015

Nature's snakes

From: Penguins of Madagascar: The Movie

Leopard seals! Nature's snakes. –Aren't snakes Nature's snakes? –How should I know? I live on the flippin' frozen tundra!

Tom McGrath (Skipper) | Chris Miller (Kowalski)

#Sarcasm

#Snakes

#Rhetorical

Aug

2015

900 years old

From: Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.

Frank Oz (Yoda)

#Ego

#Aging

#Cynical

Aug

2015

Not the sounds

From: Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series

Episode: The Lost Warrior (1978), (Season 1, Episode 4)

Those are not the sounds I am seeking.

uncredited (Cylon Centurion (Silver))

Aug

2015

Real-life drama

From: Daria

Episode: Art Burn (2001) (Season 5, Episode 7)

(explosion) Wow. Real-life drama. –And I got every second of it.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) | Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane)

Aug

2015

Excellent servants

From: Star Trek: The Original Series

Episode: The Ultimate Computer (1968) (Season 2, Episode 24)

Computers make excellent and efficient servants. But I have no wish to serve under them.

Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)

#Computer

#Military

#Slavery

Aug

2015

Laughing at clothes

From: Archer

Episode: Training Day (2010) (Season 1, Episode 2)

(laughing) Sorry. I-- ohh... I was laughing at your clothes.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

Aug

2015

Snow globe collection

From: Penguins of Madagascar: The Movie

I came to realize some creatures are born to get all the love. The rest of us get nothing! The only thing that has kept me going all these years is my burning thirst for revenge! And my precious souvenir snow globe collection.

John Malkovich (Dave)

Aug

2015

One of these things

From: Daria

Episode: Art Burn (2001) (Season 5, Episode 7)

One of these things is not like the others.

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

#Philosophy

#Cynical

Aug

2015

Know your shit

From: Kingsman: The Secret Service

Oh-ho! You know your shit. –I sometimes envy the blissful ignorance of those less-well-versed in their... shit.

Samuel L. Jackson (Richmond Valentine) | Colin Firth (Harry Hart / Galahad)

#Sarcasm

#Metaphors

#Poop

Aug

2015

Erase refractions

From: Zardoz

Already you have learnt to see my light wavelengths in the diamond. Now you will try to erase the refractions and destroy me.

David de Keyser (The Tabernacle)

Born Today

Hermione Baddeley • 13 Nov 1906

Gerard Butler • 13 Nov 1969

Frances Conroy • 13 Nov 1953

Jack Elam • 13 Nov 1920

Marianne Gaba • 13 Nov 1939

Whoopi Goldberg • 13 Nov 1955

Noah Hathaway • 13 Nov 1971

Jimmy Hawkins • 13 Nov 1941

Jimmy Kimmel • 13 Nov 1967

Tracy Scoggins • 13 Nov 1953

Robert Sterling • 13 Nov 1917

Died Today

Valerie Hobson • 13 Nov 1998

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

21 Jul 2018 • Elmarie Wendel

23 Aug 2018 • Robin Leach

04 Sep 2018 • Bill Daily

06 Sep 2018 • Burt Reynolds

19 Oct 2018 • Diana Sowle

01 Nov 2018 • Ken Swofford

11 Nov 2018 • Douglas Rain

12 Nov 2018 • Stan Lee

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Do you know how useless prayer is?, from: Battlestar Galactica (2004)
Views today: 8

Hi, I'm Jodie Foster, from: IDs, Christmas
Views today: 7

Deciding your own destiny, from: Star Trek (2009)
Views today: 6

Ohhh shit, from: Smokey and the Bandit II
Views today: 5

Nerdy hillbilly, from: The Hangover
Views today: 5

Hi, this is Lenny Kravitz, from: IDs, Christmas
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We're shy one horse, from: Once Upon A Time In The West
Views today: 5

I thought I drank too much, from: Archer
Views today: 4

Begging to be destroyed, from: Invader ZIM
Views today: 3

I've depressed myself, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 3

Is mutiny funny to you?, from: Archer
Views today: 3

Half of one, from: Archer
Views today: 3

So super to see you!, from: South Park
Views today: 3

Chins up, boobs out (v2), from: Connie And Carla
Views today: 3

Gummi bears all around!, from: Archer
Views today: 3

Diagnosis: puberty, from: Big Hero 6
Views today: 3

Hiding under your porch, from: Up
Views today: 3

Top 5 assholes, from: Smokey and the Bandit II
Views today: 3

Greetings and salutations!, from: Heathers
Views today: 3

She's who you raised her to be, from: Grey's Anatomy
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Sound Effects / Total views: 26,167

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Babylon 5 / Total views: 17,417

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,991

South Park / Total views: 15,716

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The Jetsons / Total views: 15,109

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,858

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,954

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3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,494

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