Archives: 2015-03

Mar

2015

They call us criminals

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy

Look at this guy. You believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut?

Bradley Cooper (Rocket)

#Criminals

#Hair

#Fashion

#Disgust

Mar

2015

Not very nice

From: Sordid Lives

Well that's not very nice.

Leslie Jordan (Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram)

#Nice

#Gay

Mar

2015

P:V ratio

From: Archer

The penis-to-your-vagina ratio around here is creepy enough already.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

#Sex

#Genitals

#Creepy

Mar

2015

Hikaru Sulu commanding

From: Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Stardate 9521.6: Captain's Log USS Excelsior, Hikaru Sulu commanding.

George Takei (Hikaru Sulu)

#Military

Mar

2015

Dick nuts

From: Archer

Dick nuts!

Amber Nash (Pam Poovey)

#Genitals

#Insult

Mar

2015

Too smart

From: Adventure Time

Episode: Slumber Party Panic (2010) (Season 1, Episode 1)

(gasp) That's it! The answer was so simple I was too smart to see it!

Hynden Walch (Princess Bubblegum)

Mar

2015

Fat and lazy

From: Adventure Time

Episode: Business Time (2010) (Season 1, Episode 8)

I never knew being fat and lazy was so rewarding!

Jeremy Shada (Finn)

#Fat

#Lazy

#Work

Mar

2015

Can't be offended

From: Big Hero 6

I am a robot. I cannot be offended.

Scott Adsit (Baymax)

#Computer

#Robots

#Emotions

Mar

2015

Tough way to live

From: Captain America: The Winter Soldier

It's a tough way to live. –It's a good way not to die, though.

Chris Evans (Steve Rogers / Captain America) | Scarlett Johansson (Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow)

#Life

#Death

#Concern

Mar

2015

Respectable establishment

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy

This is no respectable establishment!

Dave Bautista (Drax the Destroyer)

Born Today

Jon Favreau • 19 Oct 1966

Michael Gambon • 19 Oct 1940

Gillian Jacobs • 19 Oct 1982

John Lithgow • 19 Oct 1945

LaWanda Page • 19 Oct 1920

Trey Parker • 19 Oct 1969

Robert Reed • 19 Oct 1932

Bob Sweeney • 19 Oct 1918

Died Today

Tom Bosley • 19 Oct 2010

Ann Coyle • 19 Oct 1990

Diana Sowle • 19 Oct 2018

Joseph Wiseman • 19 Oct 2009

Gig Young • 19 Oct 1978

Died This Year

06 Jan 2019 • William Morgan Sheppard

21 Jan 2019 • Kaye Ballard

01 Feb 2019 • Clive Swift

18 Feb 2019 • O'Neal Compton

23 Feb 2019 • Katherine Helmond

13 May 2019 • Doris Day

03 Jul 2019 • Arte Johnson

09 Jul 2019 • Rip Torn

19 Jul 2019 • Rutger Hauer

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Put his foot down, from: Animal House
Views today: 7

Game over, man!, from: Aliens
Views today: 6

I get nervous, from: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan
Views today: 5

What the bloody hell?!, from: A Clockwork Orange
Views today: 5

Are you still drunk?, from: Bell Book And Candle
Views today: 5

That's a short trip, from: Pinky & The Brain
Views today: 4

Not nice to fool with Mother Nature, from: Batman & Robin
Views today: 4

Because of comic books, from: Artists And Models
Views today: 4

966th day in deep space, from: Star Trek: Beyond
Views today: 3

Potty emergency!, from: Animaniacs
Views today: 3

What do you want, little boy or girl?, from: Invader ZIM
Views today: 3

I've made some poor decisions, from: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Views today: 3

Shockingly wrong, from: The Women
Views today: 3

My perspicacity, from: Fringe
Views today: 3

For ladies only, from: My Favorite Year
Views today: 3

The Clone Wars TV series, from: The Big Bang Theory
Views today: 3

Stop quoting Star Wars, from: Undergrads
Views today: 2

Hipped to that, from: Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Views today: 2

Lowest form of social discourse, from: Reaper
Views today: 2

You must unlearn, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 2

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 71,905

Family Guy / Total views: 34,802

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 30,130

Sound Effects / Total views: 28,237

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 27,283

Up / Total views: 26,693

Looney Tunes / Total views: 25,918

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 20,280

Babylon 5 / Total views: 19,589

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 18,844

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 17,549

South Park / Total views: 17,531

The Jetsons / Total views: 16,369

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 15,983

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 14,510

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 13,419

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 13,356

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 13,324

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 12,744

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 12,592

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