Archives: 2015-03

Mar

2015

They call us criminals

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy

Look at this guy. You believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut?

Bradley Cooper (Rocket)

#Criminals

#Hair

#Fashion

#Disgust

Mar

2015

Not very nice

From: Sordid Lives

Well that's not very nice.

Leslie Jordan (Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram)

#Nice

#Gay

Mar

2015

P:V ratio

From: Archer

The penis-to-your-vagina ratio around here is creepy enough already.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

#Sex

#Genitals

#Creepy

Mar

2015

Hikaru Sulu commanding

From: Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Stardate 9521.6: Captain's Log USS Excelsior, Hikaru Sulu commanding.

George Takei (Hikaru Sulu)

#Military

Mar

2015

Dick nuts

From: Archer

Dick nuts!

Amber Nash (Pam Poovey)

#Genitals

#Insult

Mar

2015

Too smart

From: Adventure Time

Episode: Slumber Party Panic (2010) (Season 1, Episode 1)

(gasp) That's it! The answer was so simple I was too smart to see it!

Hynden Walch (Princess Bubblegum)

Mar

2015

Fat and lazy

From: Adventure Time

Episode: Business Time (2010) (Season 1, Episode 8)

I never knew being fat and lazy was so rewarding!

Jeremy Shada (Finn)

#Fat

#Lazy

#Work

Mar

2015

Can't be offended

From: Big Hero 6

I am a robot. I cannot be offended.

Scott Adsit (Baymax)

#Computer

#Robots

#Emotions

Mar

2015

Tough way to live

From: Captain America: The Winter Soldier

It's a tough way to live. –It's a good way not to die, though.

Chris Evans (Steve Rogers / Captain America) | Scarlett Johansson (Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow)

#Life

#Death

#Concern

Mar

2015

Respectable establishment

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy

This is no respectable establishment!

Dave Bautista (Drax the Destroyer)

Born Today

Sean Hayes • 26 Jun 1970

Edwin Hodgeman • 26 Jun 1935

Peter Lorre • 26 Jun 1904

Mark McKinney • 26 Jun 1959

Patrick Norton • 26 Jun 1970

Gedde Watanabe • 26 Jun 1955

Died This Year

06 Jan 2019 • William Morgan Sheppard

21 Jan 2019 • Kaye Ballard

01 Feb 2019 • Clive Swift

18 Feb 2019 • O'Neal Compton

23 Feb 2019 • Katherine Helmond

13 May 2019 • Doris Day

Top 20 Quotes - Today

SFX: WHEEL OF FORTUNE puzzle sound, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 27

They call us criminals, from: Guardians Of The Galaxy
Views today: 14

You're gay!, from: That '70s Show
Views today: 11

You wouldn't hit a coward, from: The Glass Bottom Boat
Views today: 9

Cannot see all ends, from: Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring
Views today: 9

Not taking any more of this, from: Weird Science
Views today: 9

Choose carefully, from: Avengers: Infinity War
Views today: 8

Wait a minute, from: Hare Force
Views today: 7

Unnatural and dangerous, from: Battlestar Galactica (2004)
Views today: 7

Get wise to yourself, from: The Women
Views today: 7

Hey, I got an idea, from: Beer Barrel Polecats
Views today: 7

Be better than we were, from: Clash of the Titans (2010)
Views today: 6

I have to do a skin search, from: The Parallax View
Views today: 6

This is my destiny, from: Astro Boy
Views today: 6

Typical low-life, from: Stripes
Views today: 6

Don't care about you, from: The Secret Life Of Pets
Views today: 6

What does that mean?, from: Mars Attacks!
Views today: 5

First thing I'm gonna do, from: Smokey and the Bandit
Views today: 5

Can you spit venom?, from: Spider-Man: Homecoming
Views today: 5

Yaass, queen!, from: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Views today: 4

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 70,446

Family Guy / Total views: 34,222

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 29,494

Sound Effects / Total views: 27,464

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 26,533

Up / Total views: 25,793

Looney Tunes / Total views: 25,009

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 19,616

Babylon 5 / Total views: 18,861

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 18,244

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 17,016

South Park / Total views: 17,004

The Jetsons / Total views: 16,041

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 15,612

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 13,959

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 13,195

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 13,096

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 12,911

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 12,348

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 12,220

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