Archives: 2015-03

Mar

2015

They call us criminals

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy

Look at this guy. You believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut?

Bradley Cooper (Rocket)

#Criminals

#Hair

#Fashion

#Disgust

Mar

2015

Not very nice

From: Sordid Lives

Well that's not very nice.

Leslie Jordan (Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram)

#Nice

#Gay

Mar

2015

P:V ratio

From: Archer

The penis-to-your-vagina ratio around here is creepy enough already.

H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

#Sex

#Genitals

#Creepy

Mar

2015

Hikaru Sulu commanding

From: Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Stardate 9521.6: Captain's Log USS Excelsior, Hikaru Sulu commanding.

George Takei (Hikaru Sulu)

#Military

Mar

2015

Dick nuts

From: Archer

Dick nuts!

Amber Nash (Pam Poovey)

#Genitals

#Insult

Mar

2015

Too smart

From: Adventure Time

Episode: Slumber Party Panic (2010) (Season 1, Episode 1)

(gasp) That's it! The answer was so simple I was too smart to see it!

Hynden Walch (Princess Bubblegum)

Mar

2015

Fat and lazy

From: Adventure Time

Episode: Business Time (2010) (Season 1, Episode 8)

I never knew being fat and lazy was so rewarding!

Jeremy Shada (Finn)

#Fat

#Lazy

#Work

Mar

2015

Can't be offended

From: Big Hero 6

I am a robot. I cannot be offended.

Scott Adsit (Baymax)

#Computer

#Robots

#Emotions

Mar

2015

Tough way to live

From: Captain America: The Winter Soldier

It's a tough way to live. –It's a good way not to die, though.

Chris Evans (Steve Rogers / Captain America) | Scarlett Johansson (Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow)

#Life

#Death

#Concern

Mar

2015

Respectable establishment

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy

This is no respectable establishment!

Dave Bautista (Drax the Destroyer)

Born Today

Jay Acovone • 20 Aug 1955

Amy Adams • 20 Aug 1974

Isaac Hayes • 20 Aug 1942

James Marsters • 20 Aug 1962

Kristen Miller • 20 Aug 1976

André Morell • 20 Aug 1909

John Noble • 20 Aug 1948

Jonathan Ke Huy Quan • 20 Aug 1971

Alan Reed • 20 Aug 1907

David Walliams • 20 Aug 1971

Ray Wise • 20 Aug 1947

Died Today

Jerry Lewis • 20 Aug 2017

Died This Year

06 Jan 2019 • William Morgan Sheppard

21 Jan 2019 • Kaye Ballard

01 Feb 2019 • Clive Swift

18 Feb 2019 • O'Neal Compton

23 Feb 2019 • Katherine Helmond

13 May 2019 • Doris Day

03 Jul 2019 • Arte Johnson

09 Jul 2019 • Rip Torn

19 Jul 2019 • Rutger Hauer

Top 20 Quotes - Today

The refuse of the past, from: The Omega Man
Views today: 15

What we obtain too easily, from: The Brass Bottle
Views today: 8

Prisoner inside my mind, from: FDR: American Badass!
Views today: 6

If the job's worth doing, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 5

Singing show tunes, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Views today: 5

How to use the toilet, from: The Golden Girls
Views today: 5

Don't you ever threaten your daddy, from: Smokey and the Bandit II
Views today: 4

Nervous, my dear?, from: Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein
Views today: 4

Not a Jedi yet, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 4

That's enough fun, from: The Iron Giant
Views today: 4

Live long and prosper (v2), from: Star Trek (2009)
Views today: 4

Way to go!, from: The Last Starfighter
Views today: 3

A guy that's got everything, from: The Honeymooners
Views today: 3

Severence check, from: The Strongest Man In The World
Views today: 3

Don't lecture me about war, from: X-Men 2: X-Men United
Views today: 3

Yaass, queen!, from: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Views today: 3

Can't afford anything new, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 3

I never look back, from: The Incredibles
Views today: 3

Live long and prosper, from: Star Trek (2009)
Views today: 3

Don't have to have a reason, from: That '70s Show
Views today: 2

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 71,090

Family Guy / Total views: 34,560

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 29,814

Sound Effects / Total views: 27,792

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 26,808

Up / Total views: 26,189

Looney Tunes / Total views: 25,408

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 19,968

Babylon 5 / Total views: 19,275

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 18,568

South Park / Total views: 17,300

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 17,259

The Jetsons / Total views: 16,216

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 15,748

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 14,240

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 13,263

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 13,238

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 13,226

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 12,543

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 12,437

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