Archives: 2015-02

Jim, you've got to get Spock to Vulcan. –Bones, I will. I will as soon as this mission-- –No! No, right away. If you don't get him to Vulcan within a week, eight days at the outside, he'll die. He'll die, Jim!

DeForest Kelley (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy) | William Shatner (James T. Kirk)

#Death

#Medical

#Health

#Military

#Concern

Feb

2015

James Bond here

From: From Russia With Love

Come in, UNIVEX. James Bond here. Over.

Sean Connery (James Bond / 007)

#Computer

#Espionage

Feb

2015

Two bots enter

From: Big Hero 6

Two bots enter, one bot leaves. Fighters ready? Fight!

Charlotte Gulezian (Ringleader)

#Robots

#Fighting

#Death

Feb

2015

Die among friends

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy

I have lived most my life surrounded by my enemies. I will be grateful to die among my friends.

Zoe Saldana (Gamora)

#Death

#Enemy

#Friends

Feb

2015

Woman up

From: Big Hero 6

Stop whining. Woman up.

Jamie Chung (Go Go)

#Frustration

#Whining

Feb

2015

Quick justice

From: Gunfighters Of Abilene

You were deliberately going to lynch him? –Quick justice. It's what built this country and that's what it's going to be to keep it the way it is.

Rachel Ames (Alice Hainline) | Barton MacLane (Seth Hainline)

Feb

2015

Begins here

From: This Is Coffee!

Our story begins here, with coffee.

uncredited (Narrator)

#Coffee

Feb

2015

No owner

From: Autómata

I do not have an owner, sir.

computer generated (B2-206)

#Robots

#Computer

#Slavery

Feb

2015

Not good to be a cop

From: Only The Lonely

Sometimes it is not good to be a cop.

John Candy (Danny Muldoon)

#Police

#Frustration

Feb

2015

If I want advice

From: Gunfighters Of Abilene

If I want advice from anyone in this town, I'll let them know.

Buster Crabbe (Kip Tanner)

#Advice

#Cynical

#Sarcasm

Feb

2015

Your GOTG

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy

Behold! Your Guardians of the Galaxy.

Lee Pace (Ronan)

Feb

2015

Good to be a cop

From: Only The Lonely

Sometimes it's good to be a cop.

John Candy (Danny Muldoon)

#Police

#Happiness

Feb

2015

Dont obey humans

From: Autómata

We do not obey orders from humans. Not anymore.

Javier Bardem (Blue Robot)

#Robots

#Computer

#Insubordination

Feb

2015

In the bathroom

From: Duck Dodgers

Episode: The Trial of Duck Dodgers 2003 (Season 1, Episode 3)

(gasping) W-w-what does he do in that bathroom?

Bob Bergen (Porky Pig as The Eager Young Space Cadet)

Feb

2015

Don't dance

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy

I'm a warrior and an assassin. I do not dance.

Zoe Saldana (Gamora)

Feb

2015

I'm going

From: Battlestar Galactica 1980

I'm going. I'm going.

Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)

Feb

2015

You repaired me

From: Battlestar Galactica 1980

You repaired me, you did not create me. I am a Cylon.

Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)

Feb

2015

Get your rocketpacks!

From: Space Ghost

Get your rocketpacks! We're going after it! I want the man who stole the Phantom Cruiser.

Gary Owens (Space Ghost)

#Superheroes

#Theft

Feb

2015

In a cage

From: Space Ghost

Creeps like you should be in a cage!

Gary Owens (Space Ghost)

#Police

#Superheroes

Feb

2015

It's tacky

From: Steel Magnolias

Don't you decorate your sister's car with condoms! It's tacky!

Sally Field (M'Lynn Eatenton)

#Tacky

#Cars

#Condoms

Feb

2015

Scooped-up

From: The Flash (2014)

Being scooped-up by a guy clad in head-to-toe leather's a long-time fantasy of mine, so thanks.

Andy Mientus (Hartley Rathaway / Pied Piper)

Feb

2015

Awkward stuff

From: Only The Lonely

Don't you just hate all that awkward stuff that, uh, goes with asking someone out on a date for the first time?

John Candy (Danny Muldoon)

Feb

2015

Quit smiling

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy

Quit smiling, you idiot. You're supposed to be a professional.

Bradley Cooper (Rocket)

Feb

2015

The weight of the future

From: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines

I feel the weight of the future bearing down on me. A future I don't want. So I keep running... as fast as I can. Anywhere. Nowhere.

Nick Stahl (John Connor)

Feb

2015

Loyalty to a cause

From: Transformers: Age of Extinction

The trouble with loyalty to a cause is that the cause will always betray you.

Mark Ryan (Lockdown)

Feb

2015

Wish granted

From: Pee-Wee's Playhouse

Episode: Ice Cream Soup (1986) (Season 1, Episode 1)

Your wish is granted! Long live Jambi.

John Paragon (Jambi the Genie)

#Wishes

#Genies

Feb

2015

A little pee

From: Guardians Of The Galaxy

There's a little pee coming out of me right now.

Chris Pratt (Peter Quill / Star-Lord)

#Piss

Feb

2015

Does your mother know?

From: Only The Lonely

Does your mother know what you're doing for a living?

Maureen O'Hara (Rose Muldoon)

Feb

2015

Lonely-hearts thing

From: The IT Crowd

Really? You do the whole lonely-hearts thing? –I'm a 32-year-old IT man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole lonely-hearts thing.

Chris O'Dowd (Roy Trenneman) | Richard Ayoade (Maurice Moss)

Feb

2015

Intimate question

From: From Russia With Love

What is the purpose of such an intimate question?

Daniela Bianchi (Tatiana)

Feb

2015

Got to lie

From: Hondo

Once in a while a fella's got to lie if it'll make it easier on someone else.

John Wayne (Hondo Lane)

#Lying

#Lies

Born Today

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Monte Landis • 20 Apr 1933

Ryan O'Neal • 20 Apr 1941

Gregory Ratoff • 20 Apr 1897

Andy Serkis • 20 Apr 1964

George Takei • 20 Apr 1937

Geraint Wyn Davies • 20 Apr 1957

Died This Year

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

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Top 25 Quotes - Today

Drink up, me hearties, from: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Views today: 10

Join us or die, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 8

Emergency communique, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 7

Planet Houston, from: Superman II
Views today: 7

It's 4:20, from: Sealab 2021
Views today: 7

Biggest joint ever, from: Odd Thomas
Views today: 6

That Island of Misfit Toys thing, from: Farscape
Views today: 5

Don't want toys, from: The Brady Bunch
Views today: 5

20 million guys out of work, from: Soylent Green
Views today: 5

Tripping bear balls, from: Archer
Views today: 5

We can valmorphanize safely now, from: Team America: World Police
Views today: 5

No scissors, from: The Rock
Views today: 4

Lay down a few rules, from: Family Guy
Views today: 4

Kick your mama in the butt, from: Smokey and the Bandit II
Views today: 4

I see in five dimensions, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Views today: 4

Where are the white women at?, from: Blazing Saddles
Views today: 4

Are you on the marijuana?, from: Mystery Men
Views today: 4

Electric eels biting my butt, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 3

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 3

Fate didn't buy those guns, from: Painkiller Jane
Views today: 3

The Dark Path, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 3

And my way, from: The Caine Mutiny
Views today: 3

The most-reliable computer ever, from: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Views today: 3

20 live turkeys, from: WKRP in Cincinnati
Views today: 3

The wings of Liberty, from: Big Trouble In Little China
Views today: 3

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 64,985

Family Guy / Total views: 31,366

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 26,775

Sound Effects / Total views: 25,250

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 24,146

Up / Total views: 22,637

Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,513

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,332

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,492

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 15,703

South Park / Total views: 14,857

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 14,544

The Jetsons / Total views: 14,516

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,251

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,702

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,118

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 11,961

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,796

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 10,998

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 10,920

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,744

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 10,643

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,636

Daria / Total views: 10,624

Laugh-In / Total views: 9,723

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Archives: 2015-02