Archives: 2013-01

If you breathe a word of this to the press out there, so-help-me-god I will come up in here with an axe and I will split your ass in two like a granny smith apple. Do you understand me?

Bruce McGill (Louis)

#Newspapers

#Food

#Violence

Jan

2013

Prisoner inside my mind

From: FDR: American Badass!

Men are not prisoners of their fate. They are only prisoners of their own mind. And I will not allow you to rape the prisoner inside my mind.

Barry Bostwick (Franklin Delano Roosevelt)

#Politics

#Sex

#Prison

Jan

2013

Live a happy life

From: Men In Black 3

Do you know how I live such a happy life? –How you live such a happy life? –I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to.

Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K) | Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

#Philosophy

Jan

2013

The planet Damn

From: Men In Black 3

Ooh, man. You look like you come from the planet... Damn.

Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

#Insult

#Burn

Jan

2013

Pimp-slap Andy Warhol

From: Men In Black 3

You know, I don't have no problem pimp-slapping the shiznit out of Andy Warhol.

Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

#Violence

Jan

2013

Dogs of war

From: ParaNorman

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! Let's rip 'em apart!

Alex Borstein (Mrs. Henscher)

#War

#Violence

#Pets

Jan

2013

Total chick-flick-nut

From: ParaNorman

So I was thinking maybe we could catch a movie sometime. Nothing scary. –That sounds great, Cathy. You know, you're gonna love my boyfriend. He's like a total chick-flick-nut.

Anna Kendrick (Courtney Babcock) | Casey Affleck (Mitch)

#Movies

#Gay

#Flirting

Jan

2013

Seaweed wrap

From: Archer

I'm off to get a seaweed wrap. –I didn't know they made sushi with dried clams.

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) | Adam Reed (Ray Gillette)

#Gay

#Food

#Beauty

Jan

2013

There's a niche

From: Archer

To reiterate... I am paralyzed! –Well, join a support group. –For who, crippled, gay, hillbilly spies? –I--(sigh) You know-- –There's a niche.

Adam Reed (Ray Gillette) | Chris Parnell (Cyril Figgis) | Jessica Walter (Malory Archer)

#Gay

#Paralysis

#Hillbilly

Jan

2013

Hit me

From: Archer

Hit me. –What? –Right here. Take your best shot. –I-I'm not going to hit you. –Aw, why? Is your vagina bothering you? –OK, I see what you're doing.

Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

#Insult

#Burn

#Violence

Jan

2013

Excuse me, Ike Turner!

From: Archer

Excuse me, Ike Turner!

John Roberts (Linda Belcher)

#Exclamations

#Sarcasm

Jan

2013

Where to put your feet

From: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

My father used to say, 'Plant your feet and stand firm.' The only question is where to put your feet.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Mary Todd Lincoln)

#Philosophy

#Family

Jan

2013

For the good of all mankind

From: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

What we do, we do not for one man... But for the good of all mankind.

Dominic Cooper (Henry Sturges)

#Philosophy

#Politics

Born Today

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Died This Year

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

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Top 25 Quotes - Today

My time is precious, from: D.E.B.S.
Views today: 7

Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer, from: Real American Heroes
Views today: 5

The 20th Century Fox theme, from: Miscellaneous
Views today: 5

And so the Universe ended, from: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)
Views today: 3

Ability to breathe fire, from: Commercials
Views today: 3

The starship Heart Of Gold, from: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)
Views today: 3

40 million dollars, from: Scrooged
Views today: 3

This moment, from: Rango
Views today: 2

Why does she get a blaster?, from: Rogue One
Views today: 2

I've thought about that, from: Doctor Who (II)
Views today: 2

An important and popular fact, from: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl)
Views today: 2

Life's too short, from: The Fall and Rise Of Reginald Perrin
Views today: 2

Completely, utterly mad, from: Daria
Views today: 2

Raid his wardrobe, from: The Breakfast Club
Views today: 2

E-vites, from: Psych
Views today: 2

No substitute for brains, from: Harvey, Paul
Views today: 1

Evil leprechaun, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Views today: 1

Not a sound-bite, from: In & Out
Views today: 1

Wrong end of a shooting gallery, from: Horse Feathers
Views today: 1

All things bright and beautiful, from: The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius
Views today: 1

Practicing for infomercials, from: Call For Help
Views today: 1

Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, from: Shrek The Halls
Views today: 1

The Monster is a mirror, from: Zardoz
Views today: 1

Isn't there anyone who knows?, from: A Charlie Brown Christmas
Views today: 1

Don't ever let me give you a haircut again, from: Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows, Pt 1
Views today: 1

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 64,988

Family Guy / Total views: 31,367

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 26,775

Sound Effects / Total views: 25,252

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 24,146

Up / Total views: 22,637

Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,513

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,333

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,492

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 15,709

South Park / Total views: 14,857

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 14,551

The Jetsons / Total views: 14,516

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,252

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,702

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,118

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 11,962

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,797

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 10,998

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 10,921

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,744

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 10,643

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,636

Daria / Total views: 10,625

Laugh-In / Total views: 9,724

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Archives: 2013-01