Archives: 2013-01

If you breathe a word of this to the press out there, so-help-me-god I will come up in here with an axe and I will split your ass in two like a granny smith apple. Do you understand me?

Bruce McGill (Louis)

#Newspapers

#Food

#Violence

Jan

2013

Prisoner inside my mind

From: FDR: American Badass!

Men are not prisoners of their fate. They are only prisoners of their own mind. And I will not allow you to rape the prisoner inside my mind.

Barry Bostwick (Franklin Delano Roosevelt)

#Politics

#Sex

#Prison

Jan

2013

Live a happy life

From: Men In Black 3

Do you know how I live such a happy life? –How you live such a happy life? –I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to.

Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K) | Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

#Philosophy

Jan

2013

The planet Damn

From: Men In Black 3

Ooh, man. You look like you come from the planet... Damn.

Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

#Insult

#Burn

Jan

2013

Pimp-slap Andy Warhol

From: Men In Black 3

You know, I don't have no problem pimp-slapping the shiznit out of Andy Warhol.

Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

#Violence

Jan

2013

Dogs of war

From: ParaNorman

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! Let's rip 'em apart!

Alex Borstein (Mrs. Henscher)

#War

#Violence

#Pets

Jan

2013

Total chick-flick-nut

From: ParaNorman

So I was thinking maybe we could catch a movie sometime. Nothing scary. –That sounds great, Cathy. You know, you're gonna love my boyfriend. He's like a total chick-flick-nut.

Anna Kendrick (Courtney Babcock) | Casey Affleck (Mitch)

#Movies

#Gay

#Flirting

Jan

2013

Seaweed wrap

From: Archer

I'm off to get a seaweed wrap. –I didn't know they made sushi with dried clams.

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) | Adam Reed (Ray Gillette)

#Gay

#Food

#Beauty

Jan

2013

There's a niche

From: Archer

To reiterate... I am paralyzed! –Well, join a support group. –For who, crippled, gay, hillbilly spies? –I--(sigh) You know-- –There's a niche.

Adam Reed (Ray Gillette) | Chris Parnell (Cyril Figgis) | Jessica Walter (Malory Archer)

#Gay

#Paralysis

#Hillbilly

Jan

2013

Hit me

From: Archer

Hit me. –What? –Right here. Take your best shot. –I-I'm not going to hit you. –Aw, why? Is your vagina bothering you? –OK, I see what you're doing.

Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

#Insult

#Burn

#Violence

Jan

2013

Excuse me, Ike Turner!

From: Archer

Excuse me, Ike Turner!

John Roberts (Linda Belcher)

#Exclamations

#Sarcasm

Jan

2013

Where to put your feet

From: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

My father used to say, 'Plant your feet and stand firm.' The only question is where to put your feet.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Mary Todd Lincoln)

#Philosophy

#Family

Jan

2013

For the good of all mankind

From: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

What we do, we do not for one man... But for the good of all mankind.

Dominic Cooper (Henry Sturges)

#Philosophy

#Politics

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Top 25 Quotes - Today

SFX: a 5 o'clock time-to-leave-work whistle, from: Sound Effects
Views today: 8

An embarrassment to nature, from: Ice Age
Views today: 7

Not looking for super-friends, from: The Defenders
Views today: 5

Remember our motto, from: Desk Set
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A 68.71% chance you're right, from: TRON
Views today: 5

Been dead once, from: Batman (1989)
Views today: 5

The 20th Century Fox theme, from: Miscellaneous
Views today: 5

Ask you for your resignation, from: Battlestar Galactica (2004)
Views today: 4

Welcome to Hell, from: Diamonds Are Forever
Views today: 4

What the hell are you grinning at?, from: Max Headroom (US)
Views today: 4

Dick nuts, from: Archer
Views today: 4

Breeding us like cattle, from: Soylent Green
Views today: 4

Frau Blücher, from: Young Frankenstein
Views today: 4

We meet again at last, from: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
Views today: 4

You go first, from: Young Frankenstein
Views today: 4

You're putting me on, from: Young Frankenstein
Views today: 4

Built on hope, from: Rogue One
Views today: 3

Enjoy your years in Budapest?, from: The Black Room
Views today: 3

My natural hair, from: Auntie Mame
Views today: 3

Parents and the holidays, from: Kung Fu Panda Holiday
Views today: 3

My porno theory, from: Normal, Ohio
Views today: 3

Give me that crowd, from: Phantom of the Paradise
Views today: 3

Athlete's foot, from: The Ritz
Views today: 3

When I have understanding, from: Time Bandits
Views today: 3

Timmy! (v3), from: South Park
Views today: 3

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 59,612

Family Guy / Total views: 28,814

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 24,505

Sound Effects / Total views: 22,954

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 22,106

Looney Tunes / Total views: 20,512

Up / Total views: 19,622

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 15,273

Babylon 5 / Total views: 14,162

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 13,600

The Jetsons / Total views: 12,949

South Park / Total views: 12,555

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 12,477

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 12,331

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 11,810

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 10,845

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 10,364

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 10,331

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 9,603

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 9,577

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 9,308

Daria / Total views: 9,177

Miscellaneous / Total views: 9,064

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 8,823

Laugh-In / Total views: 8,250

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Archives: 2013-01