Archives: 2013-01

If you breathe a word of this to the press out there, so-help-me-god I will come up in here with an axe and I will split your ass in two like a granny smith apple. Do you understand me?

Bruce McGill (Louis)

#Newspapers

#Food

#Violence

Jan

2013

Prisoner inside my mind

From: FDR: American Badass!

Men are not prisoners of their fate. They are only prisoners of their own mind. And I will not allow you to rape the prisoner inside my mind.

Barry Bostwick (Franklin Delano Roosevelt)

#Politics

#Sex

#Prison

Jan

2013

Live a happy life

From: Men In Black 3

Do you know how I live such a happy life? –How you live such a happy life? –I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to.

Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K) | Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

#Philosophy

Jan

2013

The planet Damn

From: Men In Black 3

Ooh, man. You look like you come from the planet... Damn.

Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

#Insult

#Burn

Jan

2013

Pimp-slap Andy Warhol

From: Men In Black 3

You know, I don't have no problem pimp-slapping the shiznit out of Andy Warhol.

Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

#Violence

Jan

2013

Dogs of war

From: ParaNorman

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! Let's rip 'em apart!

Alex Borstein (Mrs. Henscher)

#War

#Violence

#Pets

Jan

2013

Total chick-flick-nut

From: ParaNorman

So I was thinking maybe we could catch a movie sometime. Nothing scary. –That sounds great, Cathy. You know, you're gonna love my boyfriend. He's like a total chick-flick-nut.

Anna Kendrick (Courtney Babcock) | Casey Affleck (Mitch)

#Movies

#Gay

#Flirting

Jan

2013

Seaweed wrap

From: Archer

I'm off to get a seaweed wrap. –I didn't know they made sushi with dried clams.

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) | Adam Reed (Ray Gillette)

#Gay

#Food

#Beauty

Jan

2013

There's a niche

From: Archer

To reiterate... I am paralyzed! –Well, join a support group. –For who, crippled, gay, hillbilly spies? –I--(sigh) You know-- –There's a niche.

Adam Reed (Ray Gillette) | Chris Parnell (Cyril Figgis) | Jessica Walter (Malory Archer)

#Gay

#Paralysis

#Hillbilly

Jan

2013

Hit me

From: Archer

Hit me. –What? –Right here. Take your best shot. –I-I'm not going to hit you. –Aw, why? Is your vagina bothering you? –OK, I see what you're doing.

Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

#Insult

#Burn

#Violence

Jan

2013

Excuse me, Ike Turner!

From: Archer

Excuse me, Ike Turner!

John Roberts (Linda Belcher)

#Exclamations

#Sarcasm

Jan

2013

Where to put your feet

From: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

My father used to say, 'Plant your feet and stand firm.' The only question is where to put your feet.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Mary Todd Lincoln)

#Philosophy

#Family

Jan

2013

For the good of all mankind

From: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

What we do, we do not for one man... But for the good of all mankind.

Dominic Cooper (Henry Sturges)

#Philosophy

#Politics

Born Today

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Mike Judge • 17 Oct 1962

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Michael McKean • 17 Oct 1947

Irene Ryan • 17 Oct 1902

George Wendt • 17 Oct 1948

Died Today

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Died This Year

19 Jan 2017 • Miguel Ferrer

25 Jan 2017 • Mary Tyler Moore

27 Jan 2017 • John Hurt

07 Feb 2017 • Richard Hatch

26 Feb 2017 • Bill Paxton

06 Apr 2017 • Don Rickles

15 Apr 2017 • Clifton James

22 May 2017 • Dina Merrill

09 Jun 2017 • Adam West

16 Jun 2017 • Stephen Furst

26 Jul 2017 • June Foray

08 Aug 2017 • Glen Campbell

20 Aug 2017 • Jerry Lewis

15 Sep 2017 • Harry Dean Stanton

Top 25 Quotes - Today

The 20th Century Fox theme, from: Miscellaneous
Views today: 13

Shh! Money, from: Room Service
Views today: 7

You get nothing!, from: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Views today: 5

A position to demand nothing, from: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan
Views today: 4

Why is the rum always gone?, from: Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
Views today: 4

I don't trust banks, from: The Born Losers
Views today: 4

Halloween means nothing to me, from: Will & Grace
Views today: 4

Absolutely nothing, from: UHF
Views today: 4

Very nice bullshit, from: Broken Arrow
Views today: 4

Are you out of your mind?, from: The Shining
Views today: 3

Sending me a sailor for Christmas, from: Christmas In Connecticut
Views today: 3

Gastroenterological disorders, from: Daria
Views today: 2

Because we need the money., from: The Screen Savers
Views today: 2

Here's Johnny!, from: The Shining
Views today: 2

One thing Elvis wouldn't eat, from: So Graham Norton
Views today: 2

Nothing's worth anything anymore, from: Auntie Mame
Views today: 2

My elevator shoes, from: Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?
Views today: 2

A nice little nothing, from: Diamonds Are Forever
Views today: 2

I want that money!, from: The Producers (2005)
Views today: 2

Without marshmallows, sweet potatoes are nothing, from: Shrek The Halls
Views today: 2

Too old for this crap, from: Adventures In Babysitting
Views today: 1

You were looking for work, from: The Cowboy And The Senorita
Views today: 1

More pathetic, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Views today: 1

A song is a song, from: Phantom of the Paradise
Views today: 1

Many-splendored thing, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 1

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 61,211

Family Guy / Total views: 29,664

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 25,134

Sound Effects / Total views: 23,659

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 22,610

Looney Tunes / Total views: 21,078

Up / Total views: 20,405

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 15,802

Babylon 5 / Total views: 14,907

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 14,087

The Jetsons / Total views: 13,454

South Park / Total views: 13,116

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 12,887

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 12,838

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 11,954

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 11,261

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 10,841

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 10,757

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 9,916

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 9,903

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 9,654

Daria / Total views: 9,490

Miscellaneous / Total views: 9,468

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 9,158

Laugh-In / Total views: 8,574

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Archives: 2013-01