Archives: 2013-01

If you breathe a word of this to the press out there, so-help-me-god I will come up in here with an axe and I will split your ass in two like a granny smith apple. Do you understand me?

Bruce McGill (Louis)

#Newspapers

#Food

#Violence

Jan

2013

Prisoner inside my mind

From: FDR: American Badass!

Men are not prisoners of their fate. They are only prisoners of their own mind. And I will not allow you to rape the prisoner inside my mind.

Barry Bostwick (Franklin Delano Roosevelt)

#Politics

#Sex

#Prison

Jan

2013

Live a happy life

From: Men In Black 3

Do you know how I live such a happy life? –How you live such a happy life? –I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to.

Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K) | Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

#Philosophy

Jan

2013

The planet Damn

From: Men In Black 3

Ooh, man. You look like you come from the planet... Damn.

Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

#Insult

#Burn

Jan

2013

Pimp-slap Andy Warhol

From: Men In Black 3

You know, I don't have no problem pimp-slapping the shiznit out of Andy Warhol.

Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J)

#Violence

Jan

2013

Dogs of war

From: ParaNorman

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! Let's rip 'em apart!

Alex Borstein (Mrs. Henscher)

#War

#Violence

#Pets

Jan

2013

Total chick-flick-nut

From: ParaNorman

So I was thinking maybe we could catch a movie sometime. Nothing scary. –That sounds great, Cathy. You know, you're gonna love my boyfriend. He's like a total chick-flick-nut.

Anna Kendrick (Courtney Babcock) | Casey Affleck (Mitch)

#Movies

#Gay

#Flirting

Jan

2013

Seaweed wrap

From: Archer

I'm off to get a seaweed wrap. –I didn't know they made sushi with dried clams.

Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) | Adam Reed (Ray Gillette)

#Gay

#Food

#Beauty

Jan

2013

There's a niche

From: Archer

To reiterate... I am paralyzed! –Well, join a support group. –For who, crippled, gay, hillbilly spies? –I--(sigh) You know-- –There's a niche.

Adam Reed (Ray Gillette) | Chris Parnell (Cyril Figgis) | Jessica Walter (Malory Archer)

#Gay

#Paralysis

#Hillbilly

Jan

2013

Hit me

From: Archer

Hit me. –What? –Right here. Take your best shot. –I-I'm not going to hit you. –Aw, why? Is your vagina bothering you? –OK, I see what you're doing.

Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

#Insult

#Burn

#Violence

Jan

2013

Excuse me, Ike Turner!

From: Archer

Excuse me, Ike Turner!

John Roberts (Linda Belcher)

#Exclamations

#Sarcasm

Jan

2013

Where to put your feet

From: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

My father used to say, 'Plant your feet and stand firm.' The only question is where to put your feet.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead (Mary Todd Lincoln)

#Philosophy

#Family

Jan

2013

For the good of all mankind

From: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

What we do, we do not for one man... But for the good of all mankind.

Dominic Cooper (Henry Sturges)

#Philosophy

#Politics

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Top 25 Quotes - Today

Menial tasks, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 12

Slap me thrice, from: Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
Views today: 6

Full-service island, from: The Golden Girls
Views today: 5

Really strange noises, from: Pinky & The Brain
Views today: 5

I'm not afraid, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 4

That's my candy!, from: Family Guy
Views today: 4

Ruined Christmas for the whole world, from: Merry Madagascar
Views today: 4

Incoming message from The Big Giant Head!, from: 3rd Rock From The Sun
Views today: 4

Your deltoids are huge, from: ParaNorman
Views today: 4

More pathetic, from: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man
Views today: 3

SFX: Red Alert, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 3

Some sort of gay superhero, from: Jeffrey
Views today: 3

Let's do that again!, from: Shrek
Views today: 3

People call me 'Foggy', from: The Defenders
Views today: 3

He's my friend, from: Captain America: Civil War
Views today: 3

With no power comes no responsibility, from: Kick-Ass
Views today: 3

No question we can't answer, from: Undergrads
Views today: 3

SFX: bionic jump sound, from: The 6 Million Dollar Man
Views today: 3

I don't know, from: Invader ZIM
Views today: 2

Yellow spandex, from: X-Men
Views today: 2

The TARDIS is secured!, from: Doctor Who (II)
Views today: 2

What's in it for me?, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 2

Looks like a witch, from: Leave It To Beaver
Views today: 2

The Revenge Society, from: The Venture Bros.
Views today: 2

Watching a girl undress, from: Lover Come Back
Views today: 2

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 65,699

Family Guy / Total views: 31,695

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 27,078

Sound Effects / Total views: 25,504

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 24,512

Up / Total views: 23,067

Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,765

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,594

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,761

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,083

South Park / Total views: 15,175

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 14,818

The Jetsons / Total views: 14,657

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,437

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,779

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,279

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,223

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,902

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,149

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,070

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,877

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,830

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 10,792

Daria / Total views: 10,781

Laugh-In / Total views: 9,893

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Archives: 2013-01