Archives: 2012-05

May

2012

Some sort of important plot point

From: The Muppets (2011)

You know, if I didn't know better I'd say you were reciting some sort of important plot point! –Well, I hope so. Otherwise I just bored the audience half to death. –You mean half the audience is still alive?!

Steve Whitmire (Statler) | Dave Goelz (Waldorf)

#Movies

#Television

#Insult

May

2012

In control

From: The Muppets (2011)

In control.

Eric Jacobson (Animal)

May

2012

This week's edition of Everything Stinks

From: The Muppets (2011)

Welcome to this week's edition of Everything Stinks!

Eric Jacobson (Sam Eagle)

#Television

#Politics

May

2012

Did my taxes pay for this?

From: The Tick

Did my taxes pay for this? –Bad. Very bad.

Cam Clarke (Die Fledermaus) | Jess Harnell (Sewer Urchin)

#Finance

#Taxes

#Bad

May

2012

Expensive looking explosion

From: The Muppets (2011)

Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Finance

#Violence

May

2012

Muppets standing by to take your calls

From: The Muppets (2011)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Muppet Telethon! We have muppets standing by to take your calls.

Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog)

#Telephone

#Television

#Finance

May

2012

Back in six minutes

From: The Muppets (2011)

Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Television

May

2012

Fart shoes

From: The Muppets (2011)

Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes! Patent pending!

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Fart

#Fashion

#Clothes

May

2012

Maybe it's Baba Ghanoush

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Back to the Present (2004) (Season 2, Episode 6)

Aah! It's people! The Mediterranean Wrap is people! No, wait. Maybe it's Baba Ghanoush. Sorry.

Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)

File Updated: 2017-09-30

#Food

#Parody

#Cannibalism

May

2012

Clown smash!

From: The Tick

Clown smash!

Kevin Schon (Proto Clown)

#Clowns

#Destruction

#Violence

Born Today

Steve Buscemi • 13 Dec 1957

Tony Curran • 13 Dec 1969

Norman Foster • 13 Dec 1903

John Hart • 13 Dec 1917

Christopher Plummer • 13 Dec 1929

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

21 Jul 2018 • Elmarie Wendel

23 Aug 2018 • Robin Leach

04 Sep 2018 • Bill Daily

06 Sep 2018 • Burt Reynolds

19 Oct 2018 • Diana Sowle

01 Nov 2018 • Ken Swofford

11 Nov 2018 • Douglas Rain

12 Nov 2018 • Stan Lee

30 Nov 2018 • George Herbert Walker Bush

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Buzz-kill, from: The Big Bang Theory
Views today: 4

I'm a mess, from: Queer Duck
Views today: 2

Not much of a 'morning person', from: Daria
Views today: 1

On behalf of the Chief Executive Officer, from: Die Hard
Views today: 1

Come out to the coast, from: Die Hard
Views today: 1

Ohhh shit, from: Smokey and the Bandit II
Views today: 1

No idea Canada could be fun, from: Die Hard: With a Vengeance
Views today: 1

Pathetic, insensitive earth dweller, from: Johnny Bravo
Views today: 1

What have you been telling my son?, from: King of the Hill
Views today: 1

All about you, from: Doctor Strange
Views today: 1

A little Christmas magic, from: South Park
Views today: 1

Insufferable know-it-all, from: Harry Potter & The Prisoner Of Azkaban
Views today: 1

Hi, this is Bob Vila, from: IDs, Christmas
Views today: 1

Get what we want, from: Wonder Woman
Views today: 1

That Chanukah crap, from: South Park
Views today: 1

Imagine what you'll know tomorrow, from: Men In Black
Views today: 1

A lot of garbage, from: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Views today: 1

They're everywhere, from: 3rd Rock From The Sun
Views today: 1

The best present, from: The Honeymooners
Views today: 1

Honey, I'm home, from: Batman Returns
Views today: 1

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 67,657

Family Guy / Total views: 32,689

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 28,346

Sound Effects / Total views: 26,347

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 25,502

Up / Total views: 24,679

Looney Tunes / Total views: 23,599

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 18,671

Babylon 5 / Total views: 17,606

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 17,215

South Park / Total views: 15,883

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 15,747

The Jetsons / Total views: 15,264

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,956

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 13,036

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,989

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,616

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 12,342

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,630

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,594

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