Archives: 2012-05

May

2012

Some sort of important plot point

From: The Muppets (2011)

You know, if I didn't know better I'd say you were reciting some sort of important plot point! –Well, I hope so. Otherwise I just bored the audience half to death. –You mean half the audience is still alive?!

Steve Whitmire (Statler) | Dave Goelz (Waldorf)

#Movies

#Television

#Insult

May

2012

In control

From: The Muppets (2011)

In control.

Eric Jacobson (Animal)

May

2012

This week's edition of Everything Stinks

From: The Muppets (2011)

Welcome to this week's edition of Everything Stinks!

Eric Jacobson (Sam Eagle)

#Television

#Politics

May

2012

Did my taxes pay for this?

From: The Tick

Did my taxes pay for this? –Bad. Very bad.

Cam Clarke (Die Fledermaus) | Jess Harnell (Sewer Urchin)

#Finance

#Taxes

#Bad

May

2012

Expensive looking explosion

From: The Muppets (2011)

Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Finance

#Violence

May

2012

Muppets standing by to take your calls

From: The Muppets (2011)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Muppet Telethon! We have muppets standing by to take your calls.

Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog)

#Telephone

#Television

#Finance

May

2012

Back in six minutes

From: The Muppets (2011)

Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Television

May

2012

Fart shoes

From: The Muppets (2011)

Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes! Patent pending!

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Fart

#Fashion

#Clothes

May

2012

Maybe it's Baba Ghanoush

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Back to the Present (2004) (Season 2, Episode 6)

Aah! It's people! The Mediterranean Wrap is people! No, wait. Maybe it's Baba Ghanoush. Sorry.

Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)

File Updated: 2017-09-30

#Food

#Parody

#Cannibalism

May

2012

Clown smash!

From: The Tick

Clown smash!

Kevin Schon (Proto Clown)

#Clowns

#Destruction

#Violence

Born Today

Richard Beymer • 21 Feb 1939

Jack Coleman • 21 Feb 1958

Anthony Daniels • 21 Feb 1946

Larry Drake • 21 Feb 1950

Kelsey Grammer • 21 Feb 1955

Rue McClanahan • 21 Feb 1934

Larry Pennell • 21 Feb 1928

William Petersen • 21 Feb 1953

Alan Rickman • 21 Feb 1946

Kevin Rose • 21 Feb 1977

Ann Sheridan • 21 Feb 1915

Troy W. Slaten • 21 Feb 1975

Died Today

Emma Chambers • 21 Feb 2018

Died This Year

06 Jan 2019 • William Morgan Sheppard

21 Jan 2019 • Kaye Ballard

01 Feb 2019 • Clive Swift

Top 20 Quotes - Today

What rough beast?, from: Babylon 5
Views today: 11

Try 'humbug', from: Bewitched
Views today: 8

These are my friends, from: Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Views today: 7

We need to talk about your flair, from: Office Space
Views today: 6

Bad boy, from: Mission: Impossible - Fallout
Views today: 6

That computer is not God, from: For Pete's Sake
Views today: 6

Greater good?, from: The Incredibles
Views today: 5

Zima, hula hoops, and Pac-Man, from: BASEketball
Views today: 5

You're stewed, from: Weird Science
Views today: 5

Talking about, from: 48 Hrs.
Views today: 5

Sinister parent, from: The Big Sleep
Views today: 5

A salted peanut, from: All About Eve
Views today: 5

How many humans fit in there?, from: Over The Hedge
Views today: 4

Woman up, from: Big Hero 6
Views today: 4

Going to start exercising, from: Fat Actress
Views today: 4

Not meant to sit in little cubicles, from: Office Space
Views today: 4

Getting by on my looks, from: That '70s Show
Views today: 4

You've eaten enough, from: Open Season 2
Views today: 3

Why are you so sweaty and filthy?, from: Transformers (2007)
Views today: 3

Put aside logic, from: Star Trek (2009)
Views today: 3

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 68,877

Family Guy / Total views: 33,426

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 28,736

Sound Effects / Total views: 26,822

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 25,829

Up / Total views: 25,077

Looney Tunes / Total views: 24,151

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 19,061

Babylon 5 / Total views: 18,062

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 17,580

South Park / Total views: 16,389

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 16,228

The Jetsons / Total views: 15,592

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 15,190

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 13,371

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 13,063

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,811

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 12,560

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,950

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,817

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