Archives: 2012-05

May

2012

Some sort of important plot point

From: The Muppets (2011)

You know, if I didn't know better I'd say you were reciting some sort of important plot point! –Well, I hope so. Otherwise I just bored the audience half to death. –You mean half the audience is still alive?!

Steve Whitmire (Statler) | Dave Goelz (Waldorf)

#Movies

#Television

#Insult

May

2012

In control

From: The Muppets (2011)

In control.

Eric Jacobson (Animal)

May

2012

This week's edition of Everything Stinks

From: The Muppets (2011)

Welcome to this week's edition of Everything Stinks!

Eric Jacobson (Sam Eagle)

#Television

#Politics

May

2012

Did my taxes pay for this?

From: The Tick

Did my taxes pay for this? –Bad. Very bad.

Cam Clarke (Die Fledermaus) | Jess Harnell (Sewer Urchin)

#Finance

#Taxes

#Bad

May

2012

Expensive looking explosion

From: The Muppets (2011)

Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Finance

#Violence

May

2012

Muppets standing by to take your calls

From: The Muppets (2011)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Muppet Telethon! We have muppets standing by to take your calls.

Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog)

#Telephone

#Television

#Finance

May

2012

Back in six minutes

From: The Muppets (2011)

Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Television

May

2012

Fart shoes

From: The Muppets (2011)

Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes! Patent pending!

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Fart

#Fashion

#Clothes

May

2012

Maybe it's Baba Ghanoush

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Back to the Present (2004) (Season 2, Episode 6)

Aah! It's people! The Mediterranean Wrap is people! No, wait. Maybe it's Baba Ghanoush. Sorry.

Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)

File Updated: 2017-09-30

#Food

#Parody

#Cannibalism

May

2012

Clown smash!

From: The Tick

Clown smash!

Kevin Schon (Proto Clown)

#Clowns

#Destruction

#Violence

May

2012

Heavily-fried food

From: The Tick

It's starting to smell a little like danger in here. (sniff sniff) Or heavily-fried food.

Townsend Coleman (The Tick)

May

2012

Ain't from around here

From: Rango

You ain't from around here, are you?

Isla Fisher (Beans)

#Rednecks

#Travel

May

2012

Complete incompetent

From: Time Bandits

What sort of Supreme Being created such riff-raff? Is it not the workings of a complete incompetent?!

David Warner (Evil Genius)

#Religion

May

2012

I totally know CPR

From: Thor

Well, does he need CPR? Because I totally know CPR.

Kat Dennings (Darcy Lewis)

#Medical

#Sex

May

2012

Jotunheim

From: Thor

My friends, we're going to Jötunheim.

Chris Hemsworth (Thor)

#Travel

#Superheroes

May

2012

Danger Zone

From: Archer

Welcome to the... Danger Zone.

Bryan Cranston (Commander Tony Drake)

May

2012

Zone of danger

From: Archer

And I won't lie to you. This mission will be dangerous. –Uh, would you say we'd be venturing into a zone of danger? –Well, yes, obviously. –No, but I mean how would you phrase that? –I... The zone will be one of danger? –No, I mean... (sigh) not-- if you'd say that the-- (sigh) Forget it. Never mind. And you never mind and also shut up!

Bryan Cranston (Commander Tony Drake) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)

Born Today

Bruce Campbell • 22 Jun 1958

Paul Campbell • 22 Jun 1979

John Cunningham • 22 Jun 1932

Catherine Disher • 22 Jun 1960

Paul Frees • 22 Jun 1920

Stephanie Jacobsen • 22 Jun 1980

David L. Lander • 22 Jun 1947

John Murray • 22 Jun 1958

Barbara Perry • 22 Jun 1923

Amrish Puri • 22 Jun 1932

Tim Russ • 22 Jun 1956

Meryl Streep • 22 Jun 1949

Died Today

Fred Astaire • 22 Jun 1987

George Carlin • 22 Jun 2008

Judy Garland • 22 Jun 1969

Hope Summers • 22 Jun 1978

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

Top 25 Quotes - Today

The last day of the Republic, from: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens
Views today: 3

I'm big-boned, from: South Park
Views today: 1

Do you take drugs?, from: Caddyshack
Views today: 1

Shopping early and mailing now, from: Hollywood Celebrity Pleas
Views today: 1

Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy, from: Real American Heroes
Views today: 1

...But if think you've seen it all, look again., from: LaFontaine, Don
Views today: 1

Not your toy, from: Close Encounters Of The Third Kind
Views today: 1

Library of Congress, from: Soylent Green
Views today: 1

From Hell's heart, I stab at thee, from: Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan
Views today: 1

Soundwave reporting, from: Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Views today: 1

Deciding your own destiny, from: Star Trek (2009)
Views today: 1

Bringing it here, from: Carnivàle
Views today: 1

All taken out of context, from: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law
Views today: 1

Incessant talk, from: Battlestar Galactica 1980
Views today: 1

The Freshmaker, from: Commercials
Views today: 1

Lots of dancing, from: Happy New Year, Charlie Brown!
Views today: 1

Happy to see me, from: Thor: Ragnarok
Views today: 1

Why aren't you in school?, from: The Shaggy D.A.
Views today: 1

Due to some violent content, from: Miscellaneous
Views today: 1

Looking for trouble, from: True Grit
Views today: 1

I need a computer!, from: Johnny Mnemonic
Views today: 1

Rule 303, from: Breaker Morant
Views today: 1

What's real and what's not?, from: Gargoyles
Views today: 0

Get a load of me, from: Batman (1989)
Views today: 0

Didn't see that coming, from: Avengers: Age of Ultron
Views today: 0

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 65,712

Family Guy / Total views: 31,707

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 27,090

Sound Effects / Total views: 25,517

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 24,519

Up / Total views: 23,074

Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,796

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,616

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,789

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,090

South Park / Total views: 15,206

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 14,833

The Jetsons / Total views: 14,667

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,440

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,783

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,286

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,226

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,905

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,151

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,072

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,882

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,837

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 10,794

Daria / Total views: 10,788

Laugh-In / Total views: 9,904

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