Archives: 2012-05

May

2012

Some sort of important plot point

From: The Muppets (2011)

You know, if I didn't know better I'd say you were reciting some sort of important plot point! –Well, I hope so. Otherwise I just bored the audience half to death. –You mean half the audience is still alive?!

Steve Whitmire (Statler) | Dave Goelz (Waldorf)

#Movies

#Television

#Insult

May

2012

In control

From: The Muppets (2011)

In control.

Eric Jacobson (Animal)

May

2012

This week's edition of Everything Stinks

From: The Muppets (2011)

Welcome to this week's edition of Everything Stinks!

Eric Jacobson (Sam Eagle)

#Television

#Politics

May

2012

Did my taxes pay for this?

From: The Tick

Did my taxes pay for this? –Bad. Very bad.

Cam Clarke (Die Fledermaus) | Jess Harnell (Sewer Urchin)

#Finance

#Taxes

#Bad

May

2012

Expensive looking explosion

From: The Muppets (2011)

Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Finance

#Violence

May

2012

Muppets standing by to take your calls

From: The Muppets (2011)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Muppet Telethon! We have muppets standing by to take your calls.

Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog)

#Telephone

#Television

#Finance

May

2012

Back in six minutes

From: The Muppets (2011)

Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Television

May

2012

Fart shoes

From: The Muppets (2011)

Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes! Patent pending!

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Fart

#Fashion

#Clothes

May

2012

Maybe it's Baba Ghanoush

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Back to the Present (2004) (Season 2, Episode 6)

Aah! It's people! The Mediterranean Wrap is people! No, wait. Maybe it's Baba Ghanoush. Sorry.

Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)

File Updated: 2017-09-30

#Food

#Parody

#Cannibalism

May

2012

Clown smash!

From: The Tick

Clown smash!

Kevin Schon (Proto Clown)

#Clowns

#Destruction

#Violence

Born Today

Robert De Niro • 17 Aug 1943

Wesley Eure • 17 Aug 1951

Maureen O'Hara • 17 Aug 1920

Jennifer Rhodes • 17 Aug 1947

Mae West • 17 Aug 1893

Died Today

Yvonne Craig • 17 Aug 2015

Barney Phillips • 17 Aug 1982

Vivian Vance • 17 Aug 1979

Died This Year

06 Jan 2019 • William Morgan Sheppard

21 Jan 2019 • Kaye Ballard

01 Feb 2019 • Clive Swift

18 Feb 2019 • O'Neal Compton

23 Feb 2019 • Katherine Helmond

13 May 2019 • Doris Day

03 Jul 2019 • Arte Johnson

09 Jul 2019 • Rip Torn

19 Jul 2019 • Rutger Hauer

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?, from: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Views today: 9

I think you're late, from: Green Lantern
Views today: 6

You talkin' to me?, from: Taxi Driver
Views today: 6

Deep Doo-Doo Bird, from: Robots
Views today: 5

Drink up, me hearties, from: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Views today: 5

Hello Mr. Fancy-Pants, from: Army Of Darkness
Views today: 5

He's a righteous dude, from: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Views today: 5

Swimming is like bathing, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 5

Live in fear, from: Blade Runner
Views today: 5

Feast like there's no tomorrow, from: Die Another Day
Views today: 4

Don't touch that dial, from: The Running Man
Views today: 4

More god-damned nonsense, from: The Huntley-Brinkley Report
Views today: 4

I'd've gotten away with it, too, from: Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
Views today: 4

Everybody thinks I'm a freaking idiot, from: Napoleon Dynamite
Views today: 3

Are you going to eat your tots?, from: Napoleon Dynamite
Views today: 3

Childish and stupid, from: Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Views today: 3

Television set on honeymoon, from: Murder By Death
Views today: 2

Bolt cutters, from: Ernest Saves Christmas
Views today: 2

Does that suck, from: Scrooged
Views today: 2

Evil, pure and simple, from: The Powerpuff Girls
Views today: 2

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 71,088

Family Guy / Total views: 34,551

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 29,797

Sound Effects / Total views: 27,783

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 26,798

Up / Total views: 26,168

Looney Tunes / Total views: 25,399

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 19,964

Babylon 5 / Total views: 19,271

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 18,564

South Park / Total views: 17,289

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 17,256

The Jetsons / Total views: 16,209

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 15,746

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 14,238

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 13,262

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 13,224

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 13,192

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 12,537

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 12,434

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