Archives: 2012-05

May

2012

Some sort of important plot point

From: The Muppets (2011)

You know, if I didn't know better I'd say you were reciting some sort of important plot point! –Well, I hope so. Otherwise I just bored the audience half to death. –You mean half the audience is still alive?!

Steve Whitmire (Statler) | Dave Goelz (Waldorf)

#Movies

#Television

#Insult

May

2012

In control

From: The Muppets (2011)

In control.

Eric Jacobson (Animal)

May

2012

This week's edition of Everything Stinks

From: The Muppets (2011)

Welcome to this week's edition of Everything Stinks!

Eric Jacobson (Sam Eagle)

#Television

#Politics

May

2012

Did my taxes pay for this?

From: The Tick

Did my taxes pay for this? –Bad. Very bad.

Cam Clarke (Die Fledermaus) | Jess Harnell (Sewer Urchin)

#Finance

#Taxes

#Bad

May

2012

Expensive looking explosion

From: The Muppets (2011)

Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Finance

#Violence

May

2012

Muppets standing by to take your calls

From: The Muppets (2011)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Muppet Telethon! We have muppets standing by to take your calls.

Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog)

#Telephone

#Television

#Finance

May

2012

Back in six minutes

From: The Muppets (2011)

Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Television

May

2012

Fart shoes

From: The Muppets (2011)

Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes! Patent pending!

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Fart

#Fashion

#Clothes

May

2012

Maybe it's Baba Ghanoush

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Back to the Present (2004) (Season 2, Episode 6)

Aah! It's people! The Mediterranean Wrap is people! No, wait. Maybe it's Baba Ghanoush. Sorry.

Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)

File Updated: 2017-09-30

#Food

#Parody

#Cannibalism

May

2012

Clown smash!

From: The Tick

Clown smash!

Kevin Schon (Proto Clown)

#Clowns

#Destruction

#Violence

Born Today

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Anthony Sharp • 16 Jun 1915

Died Today

Stephen Furst • 16 Jun 2017

Died This Year

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Top 20 Quotes - Today

Choose carefully, from: Avengers: Infinity War
Views today: 4

Don't talk about this, from: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Views today: 3

Destroyer Of Worlds, from: Doctor Who (II)
Views today: 2

Bikini Bottom Christmas, from: SpongeBob SquarePants
Views today: 2

Don't cry, from: Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
Views today: 2

Sweet life, from: The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra
Views today: 2

Enter when ready, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 2

Burn that bridge, from: Mission: Impossible - Fallout
Views today: 2

Total shit-storm, from: Zombieland
Views today: 2

Let's say goodbye, from: What's Up, Doc?
Views today: 2

Show yourself, Claus!, from: Family Guy
Views today: 1

Right off your face, from: Rango
Views today: 1

Deaf and dumb, from: The Women
Views today: 1

Mother liked you best, from: A Miser Brothers' Christmas
Views today: 1

Leave us alone, from: Village Of The Damned
Views today: 1

Must be your fault, from: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
Views today: 1

What is the hold up?!, from: Saturday Night Live
Views today: 1

Going to find them all, from: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
Views today: 1

Let me be the cynic, from: Stargate SG-1
Views today: 1

Your favorite pageant, from: Drop Dead Gorgeous
Views today: 1

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 70,369

Family Guy / Total views: 34,180

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 29,446

Sound Effects / Total views: 27,406

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 26,500

Up / Total views: 25,720

Looney Tunes / Total views: 24,939

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 19,575

Babylon 5 / Total views: 18,818

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 18,185

South Park / Total views: 16,981

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 16,954

The Jetsons / Total views: 16,017

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 15,593

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 13,869

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 13,175

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 13,080

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 12,888

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 12,320

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 12,190

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