Archives: 2012-05

May

2012

Some sort of important plot point

From: The Muppets (2011)

You know, if I didn't know better I'd say you were reciting some sort of important plot point! –Well, I hope so. Otherwise I just bored the audience half to death. –You mean half the audience is still alive?!

Steve Whitmire (Statler) | Dave Goelz (Waldorf)

#Movies

#Television

#Insult

May

2012

In control

From: The Muppets (2011)

In control.

Eric Jacobson (Animal)

May

2012

This week's edition of Everything Stinks

From: The Muppets (2011)

Welcome to this week's edition of Everything Stinks!

Eric Jacobson (Sam Eagle)

#Television

#Politics

May

2012

Did my taxes pay for this?

From: The Tick

Did my taxes pay for this? –Bad. Very bad.

Cam Clarke (Die Fledermaus) | Jess Harnell (Sewer Urchin)

#Finance

#Taxes

#Bad

May

2012

Expensive looking explosion

From: The Muppets (2011)

Wow, that was an expensive looking explosion. I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Finance

#Violence

May

2012

Muppets standing by to take your calls

From: The Muppets (2011)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Muppet Telethon! We have muppets standing by to take your calls.

Steve Whitmire (Kermit the Frog)

#Telephone

#Television

#Finance

May

2012

Back in six minutes

From: The Muppets (2011)

Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes.

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Television

May

2012

Fart shoes

From: The Muppets (2011)

Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes! Patent pending!

Eric Jacobson (Fozzie Bear)

#Fart

#Fashion

#Clothes

May

2012

Maybe it's Baba Ghanoush

From: Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law

Episode: Back to the Present (2004) (Season 2, Episode 6)

Aah! It's people! The Mediterranean Wrap is people! No, wait. Maybe it's Baba Ghanoush. Sorry.

Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)

File Updated: 2017-09-30

#Food

#Parody

#Cannibalism

May

2012

Clown smash!

From: The Tick

Clown smash!

Kevin Schon (Proto Clown)

#Clowns

#Destruction

#Violence

Born Today

Glen Berry • 21 Apr 1978

Cathy Cavadini • 21 Apr 1961

Charles Grodin • 21 Apr 1935

James McAvoy • 21 Apr 1979

Died This Year

20 Jan 2021 • Mira Furlan

23 Jan 2021 • Hal Holbrook

26 Jan 2021 • Cloris Leachman

05 Feb 2021 • Christopher Plummer

14 Mar 2021 • Yaphet Kotto

24 Mar 2021 • Jessica Walter

Top 20 Quotes - Today

Your soul is mine, from: Mortal Kombat
Views today: 6

10-meter cattle prod, from: Ghostbusters
Views today: 5

Cover sheets on TPS reports, from: Office Space
Views today: 5

Piss off, from: Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire
Views today: 5

Beat it out of you, from: Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark
Views today: 4

That look in your eye, from: Mission: Impossible III
Views today: 4

I never said 'thank you', from: Batman Begins
Views today: 4

Sitting around the Yaksmas stump, from: The Ren & Stimpy Show
Views today: 4

Your opinion, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 3

Dirt for dirt's sake, from: Perversion For Profit
Views today: 3

No hero, from: Deadpool
Views today: 3

An inversion of normalcy, from: Farscape: The Peacekeeper Wars
Views today: 3

My excellent friends, from: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Views today: 3

Never be a dog in this house, from: The Shaggy Dog
Views today: 3

First Contact Day, from: Star Trek: Picard
Views today: 3

Your favorite pageant, from: Drop Dead Gorgeous
Views today: 3

Fire the bitch!, from: Nine To Five
Views today: 3

Drool is a tool, from: Monsters University
Views today: 3

I don't know, from: Invader ZIM
Views today: 2

Don't cock it up, from: Skyfall
Views today: 2

Top 20 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 82,097

Family Guy / Total views: 39,890

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 34,342

Sound Effects / Total views: 32,479

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 30,943

Up / Total views: 30,164

Looney Tunes / Total views: 29,684

Babylon 5 / Total views: 24,662

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 24,607

Star Trek: The Original Series / Total views: 23,617

South Park / Total views: 22,391

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 21,522

The Jetsons / Total views: 19,119

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 18,792

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 18,002

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 16,846

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 15,538

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 15,145

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 14,925

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 14,202

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