Jul 31 2008 Rethink options From: Bones Why would you call a witness you knew wouldn't answer? –I figured once she got up here and saw your scary face she'd rethink her options. George Wyner (Judge Marcus Haddoes) | Patricia Belcher (Caroline Julian) #Legal#Insult
Jul 31 2008 Not saying anything From: Bones I've got nothing to say. –You're under oath as a material witness, Ms. Montenegro. –I swear to tell the truth. And the truth is that I am not saying anything. Michaela Conlin (Angela Montenegro) | Patricia Belcher (Caroline Julian) #Legal#Truth#Sarcasm
Jul 30 2008 Looked as good as you From: RV If my ex-wife looked as good as you, I'd still be in the middle of a horrible marriage. Will Arnett (Todd Mallory) #Sex#Marriage
Jul 30 2008 TV in four separate rooms From: RV Remember when it used to be 'Daddy's home'? Now, nothing. We watch TV in four separate rooms and we I.M. each other when dinner's ready. Robin Williams (Bob Munro) #Food#Television#Computer#Daddy#Texting#Internet
Jul 29 2008 You're a mess From: The Last Dragon How do you expect me to have her ready on time? Look at you. You're a mess, do you know that? I don't have the right tools with me. Anthony Cortino (Hairstylist) #Gay#Hair#Fashion#Tools#Frustration#Time
Jul 29 2008 Showbiz history From: The Last Dragon Tonight's show was conceived, written, produced, directed, and starring... Eddie Arkadian. Tonight we make showbiz history... my way! Christopher Murney (Eddie Arkadian) #Movies#Television#History
Jul 28 2008 A most compelling mystery From: The Venture Bros. Hmm. A most compelling mystery indeed. Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus) #Mystery
Jul 28 2008 Order of the Triad From: The Venture Bros. Make yourselves comfortable, sons of Venture, while I assemble the Order of the Triad! Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus) #Paranormal#Magic
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Jul 27 2008 Technology means magick From: Strongbad_email.exe The word 'technology' means 'magick.' It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. Matt Chapman (Strong Bad) #Technology#Magic#Computer