May 30 2008 What are you, some kind of Commie? From: Reaper What, you don't like banana splits? What are you, some kind of Commie? Ray Wise (The Devil) #Food#Communism
May 30 2008 Classic gay porn terminology From: Reaper She did call me over to her place tonight to help her hook up her DVR… And I think we all know what that means. –Yeah, that means she wants you to hook up her DVR. –No! Hooking up any sort of appliance is classic gay porn terminology for 'getting it on.' And I'm pretty sure that that translates over to the hetero arena. Donavon Stinson (Ted Gallagher) | Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki) #Gay#Sex#Electronics
May 29 2008 You're breaking my heart From: That Darn Cat! You're breaking my heart. Neville Brand (Dan) #Love#Sarcasm
May 29 2008 Haven't had my coffee yet From: That Darn Cat! Be careful, Gregory. Be extremely careful what you say! I haven't had my coffee yet, and I'm in no mood for stupid, irresponsible remarks! Dorothy Provine (Ingrid Randall) #Coffee#Warnings
May 28 2008 One place that you have not yet looked From: The Last Dragon There is one place that you have not yet looked. And it is there, already there, that you shall find a master. Thomas Ikeda (Master) #Mystery#Slavery#BDSM#Master
May 28 2008 Skinny little lizards From: The Last Dragon The secret awaits eyes unclouded by ambition. –What? –Those who are bound by desire see only that which can be held in their hands. –See? Now it is mumbo-jumbo like that... (laughing) and skinny little lizards like you thinking they're the Last Dragon, that gives kung-fu a bad name. Taimak (Leroy Green) | Julius Carry (Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem) #Secrets#Martial Arts#Paranormal#Philosophy
May 27 2008 Extremism From: Laugh-In Ladies and gentlemen,the Resident of the United States. –I'm against extremism of any kind and, personally, I feel that anyone who practices or advocates extremism should be taken out and shot. Gary Owens (Announcer) | Dick Martin #Politics#Extremism#Violence#Guns
May 27 2008 Lame duck President From: Laugh-In I don't think it's fair calling Lyndon Johnson a lame duck President. He can't help it if he walks that way. Goldie Hawn #Politics#Government#Insult#President
May 26 2008 Say good night, Dick From: Laugh-In Say good night, Dick. –Good night, Dick. –Good night, everybody. Dan Rowan | Dick Martin #Farewells
May 26 2008 Nice-looking tie From: Laugh-In Hey, that's a nice-looking tie. –You like that? That's a gift from a lady. –No kidding? Which one? –The one I'm wearing around my neck. –I mean which lady? –The one I wore around my neck last night. Dan Rowan | Dick Martin #Sex#Fashion#Gifts#Ties#Innuendo
