So bright. So beautiful. Our precious.
Yell at me. I don't want to get out of bed.
Action stations! Action stations! Set Condition One throughout the ship. This is not a drill. Repeat. Action stations! Action stations!
What better way to pressurize a fake bladder than with a whoopee cushion?
What this boils down to is how much current can we actually carry through about a quarter-inch diameter stream of urine. And is it enough to kill you?
Aww, somebody needs a hug!
I never agreed to attend this Parent-Teacher Night!
We broke a crash-test dummy, man! I think that's a red-letter day. Yeah!
That's fantastic! –Something actually worked for a change.
If by my life or death I can protect you, I will.
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
OK, what about this guy? Now ask yourself, why has he got his hat pulled down like that? –He's fuck-ugly. –Or he doesn't want you to see his face. –Because he's fuck-ugly.
Any questions? –Hey. Hey. –Yes. –Is it true that there is a place in a man's head that, if you shoot it, it will blow up?
You leave the creative thinking to the brothers Horne. You're a bicep. Relax until we say 'flex.'
Sometimes you just get lucky.
With respect, sir, you can't just make people disappear. –Yes, I can. I'm the Chief Inspector.
By the power of Grayskull.
I don't want any baloney, magic tricks, or psychological mumbo-jumbo.
And it's another great moment in law enforcement history.
You know, for a lowdown good-for-nothing louse, he's a very nice fellow.
Men! They're all beasts! –Yeah. But isn't it wonderful?
I don't know.
What is wrong with these people? This place is just begging to be destroyed!
Caa-Caw! –My darling, that is the cry of the Deep Doo-Doo Bird. I must fly!
It's a rare metal, it's called Afradium. It's yellow, tastes like chicken.
Attention, unknown vessel, this is the Battlestar Galactica. Identify yourself or we will fire upon you.
Pegasus, this is Galactica Actual. Authenticate identity with recognition codes immediately.
This is the Battlestar Pegasus to the ship claiming to be the Galactica. Please respond.
Ship-to-Ship, Colonial Priority-One channel. Send Hostile Challenge and I.D.
Teenagers. Raging hormones, they never change.
No matter what I do, no matter how hard I try, the ones I love will always be the ones who pay.
I want an Oompa-Loompa now!
When a loaf of bread looks like a banquet, I've no right buying tobacco.
Your destiny lies along a different path from mine.