Archives: 2006-10

Oct

2006

I'm a witch

From: Bell Book And Candle

I sit in the subway sometimes, on buses, or the movies, and I look at the people next to me and I think… 'What would you say if I told you I was a witch?'

Elsa Lanchester (Aunt Queenie Holroyd)

#Halloween

#Transportation

#Movies

#Magic

#Witches

Oct

2006

Halloween means nothing to me

From: Will & Grace

Episode: Boo! Humbug (1998) (Season 1, Episode 5)

Sorry. Halloween means nothing to me. –(gasp!) God can hear you right through the building and She's not happy!

Debra Messing (Grace Adler) | Sean Hayes (Jack McFarland)

File Updated: 2017-10-08

#Gay

#Halloween

#Religion

Oct

2006

Our Demon Detector

From: Frankenstein Jr.

Dad! Dad! It's our Demon Detector! That means there's trouble brewing somewhere!

Dick Beals (Buzz Conroy)

Oct

2006

Who writes your dialogue?

From: Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

God, Herb, who writes your dialogue? You sound like The Prisoner Of Zenda.

Lane Davies (Tempus)

#Literature

#Sarcasm

Oct

2006

Halloween is ruined

From: Moral Orel

Boy, I'm never going to be scared enough of God by tonight if I don't kill someone. I guess this Halloween is ruined.

Carolyn Lawrence (Orel Puppington)

#Halloween

#Religion

#Murder

Oct

2006

Roll in the hay

From: Young Frankenstein

Oof! Hello, would you like a roll in the hay?

Teri Garr (Inga)

#Sex

#Greetings

#Silly

Oct

2006

Werewolf?

From: Young Frankenstein

(animal howls) –Werewolf! –Werewolf? –There. –What? –There wolf. There castle. –Why are you talking that way? –I thought you wanted to.

Teri Garr (Inga) | Gene Wilder (Dr. Frankenstein) | Marty Feldman (Igor)

#Monsters

#Silly

#Language

Oct

2006

Dangerously unbalanced woman

From: What's Up, Doc?

Who is that dangerously unbalanced woman?

Austin Pendleton (Frederick Larrabee)

#Mental Health

#Medical

Oct

2006

Everything depends on this

From: What's Up, Doc?

Now don't be nervous, Howard. Just remember, everything depends on this.

Madeline Kahn (Eunice Burns)

#Warnings

Oct

2006

I'm dying in this town!

From: The Hours

I'm dying in this town!

Nicole Kidman (Virginia Woolf)

#Frustration

#Death

#Philosophy

Oct

2006

My life has been stolen from me

From: The Hours

My life has been stolen from me... living in a town I have no wish to live in. I'm living... a life I have no wish to live.

Nicole Kidman (Virginia Woolf)

#Life

#Philosophy

Oct

2006

Cut worms in two

From: Arsenic And Old Lace

Just the thought of Jonathan frightens me. Do you remember how he used to cut worms in two with his teeth?

Josephine Hull (Aunt Abby Brewster)

Oct

2006

Should have quite a kick

From: Arsenic And Old Lace

Well, dear, for a gallon of elderberry wine I take one teaspoonful of arsenic. Then add half a teaspoonful of strychnine, and then just a pinch of cyanide. –Hmm. Should have quite a kick.

Jean Adair (Aunt Martha Brewster) | Cary Grant (Mortimer Brewster)

#Alcohol

#Poison

Oct

2006

It's time for A-C-T-I-O-N

From: Bubba Ho-tep

It's time for A-C-T-I-O-N.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

#Parody

#Exclamations

Oct

2006

You undead sack of shit

From: Bubba Ho-tep

Come and get it, you undead sack of shit.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

Oct

2006

It's Halloween, and as much fun as it is, it can also be very dangerous. You see, with all you kids running around wearing dark clothing and monster and devil masks that cover your whole face, you all run into a serious risk of becoming devil worshipers... or even Buddhists.

David Herman (Officer Papermouth)

Oct

2006

The scariest Halloween ever

From: Moral Orel

Hot dog! This is going to be the scariest Halloween ever!

Carolyn Lawrence (Orel Puppington)

#Halloween

#Fear

Oct

2006

Wasting your breath

From: Monkey Business

You're just wasting your breath, and that's no great loss, either.

Groucho Marx (Groucho)

#Sarcasm

#Insult

Oct

2006

I don't like this innuendo!

From: Monkey Business

I don't like this innuendo! –That's what I always say! Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.

Cecil Cunningham (Madame Swempski) | Groucho Marx (Groucho)

Oct

2006

A strange vanity

From: Mars Needs Women

I think it's a strange vanity that makes us think we're the only ones in the solar system.

Tommy Kirk (Dop)

Oct

2006

You sound like a lunatic!

From: Bell Book And Candle

You sound like a lunatic!

Janice Rule (Merle Kittridge)

#Mental Health

Oct

2006

Never learned to spell

From: Bell Book And Candle

That girl you know, Gillian Holroyd, she's one. –A witch? –Yes! –Shep, you've just never learned to spell.

Jimmy Stewart (Shepherd 'Shep' Henderson) | Janice Rule (Merle Kittridge)

#Halloween

#Witches

#Bitchy

Oct

2006

Curse of the mummy

From: Grim & Evil

Aaah! The curse of the mummy strikes again! The curse, I tell you!

Richard Steven Horvitz (Billy)

#Halloween

#Curse

#Mummies

Oct

2006

Something horrible in the bathroom

From: Grim & Evil

I saw something horrible in the bathroom! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Then I saw a mummy!

Richard Steven Horvitz (Billy)

Oct

2006

Back off, bitch!

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Back off, bitch!

Nancy Travis (Beverly)

#Warnings

#Bitchy

Oct

2006

A diaper full of tribbles

From: Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man

Set your butts on 'hustle', space cadets! I got me an appointment with a 40 of Romulan Malt and a diaper full of tribbles.

Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)

Oct

2006

The eyes of Goldfoot

From: Dr. Goldfoot And The Bikini Machine

Remember, the eyes of Goldfoot are upon you.

Vincent Price (Dr. Goldfoot)

#Conspiracy

#Warnings

#Threats

Oct

2006

Peter's gay

From: Drop Dead Gorgeous

Yeah, well I'll tell you one thing. Peter never would've pulled a shenanigan like this. –Well, you know what, Dad? You know what? Peter's gay. GAY! –What?

James Cada (Lisa Swenson's Father) | Brittany Murphy (Lisa Swenson)

#Gay

#Family

Oct

2006

Shame on you nerds!

From: Grim & Evil

Shame on you nerds!

Frank Welker (Shissugah Snake)

#Shame

#Dork/Geek/Nerd

Oct

2006

Dumbest thing I ever heard

From: What's Up, Doc?

Let me tell you something. Love means never having to say you're sorry. –That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

Barbra Streisand (Judy Maxwell) | Ryan O'Neal (Dr. Howard Bannister)

#Valentine's Day

#Love

#Parody

Oct

2006

Let's say goodbye

From: What's Up, Doc?

Well, let's not say goodbye. Let's just say au revoir. –No, let's say goodbye.

Barbra Streisand (Judy Maxwell) | Ryan O'Neal (Dr. Howard Bannister)

#Farewells

Oct

2006

You speak Crazy

From: The Venture Bros.

Brock, you speak Crazy; do something about him.

James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)

#Language

#Bitchy

#Mental Health

Oct

2006

Extra-stitious

From: The Venture Bros.

You're just being superstitious. –I am not! Just extra-stitious.

Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)

#Superstition

Oct

2006

Oh, I don't believe you

From: To Kill a Mockingbird

Oh, I don't believe you.

John Megna (Charles Baker 'Dill' Harris)

File Updated: 2017-08-11

Oct

2006

The meanest man

From: To Kill a Mockingbird

There goes the meanest man that ever took a breath of life.

Phillip Alford (Jeremy Atticus 'Jem' Finch)

File Updated: 2017-08-11

Oct

2006

Not looking for romance

From: What's Up, Doc?

Eunice, I-- I know I don't seem to be a very romantice person. –Hmph. I'm not looking for romance, Howard. –Oh. –No, I'm looking for something more important than that, something stronger. As the years go by, romance fades and something else takes its place. Do you know what that is? –Senility. –Trust! –That's what I meant.

Ryan O'Neal (Dr. Howard Bannister) | Madeline Kahn (Eunice Burns)

Oct

2006

The meaning of propriety

From: What's Up, Doc?

Don't you know the meaning of propriety?!

Madeline Kahn (Eunice Burns)

#Work

Oct

2006

This is outrageous!

From: What's Up, Doc?

This is outrageous!

Madeline Kahn (Eunice Burns)

#Outrage

Oct

2006

There is no Hans

From: What's Up, Doc?

Ah, Mrs. Van Hoskins. It's so nice to have you back with us. –Thank you, Hans. –Fritz. –What happened to Hans? –There is no Hans, Mrs. Van Hoskins, there is only me: Fritz. –Oh, what a shame!

Stefan Gierasch (Fritz) | Mabel Albertson (Mrs. Van Hoskins)

#Confusion

Oct

2006

Solve Life's mysteries

From: Heroes

This quest, this need to solve Life's mysteries... In the end, what does it matter when the human heart can only find meaning in the smallest of moments?

Sendhil Ramamurthy (Mohinder Suresh)

Oct

2006

It's destiny

From: Heroes

Some individuals, it is true, are more special. This is natural selection. It begins as a single individual, born or hatched like every other member of their species: anonymous, seemingly ordinary. Except they're not. They carry inside them the genetic code that will take their species to the next evolutionary rung. It's destiny.

Sendhil Ramamurthy (Mohinder Suresh)

Born Today

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Carla Gallo • 24 Jun 1975

Iain Glen • 24 Jun 1961

Julian Holloway • 24 Jun 1944

Peter Weller • 24 Jun 1947

Died Today

Valentine Dyall • 24 Jun 1984

Jackie Gleason • 24 Jun 1987

David Tomlinson • 24 Jun 2000

Lucile Watson • 24 Jun 1962

Paul Winchell • 24 Jun 2005

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19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

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15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

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Another nice mess, from: Sons Of The Desert
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Full-service island, from: The Golden Girls
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You are a liar, from: The Maltese Falcon
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I've got something here!, from: Charade
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The Severed Pianist, from: Daria
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Neighborhood credit unions, from: Police Squad!
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Captain, incoming message, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
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A message for you, from: 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Merry Christmas anyway, from: All I Want For Christmas
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Get a day job, from: Dead Like Me
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Just peed a little, from: Kung Fu Panda 3
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Thank God my parents are dead, from: In & Out
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Get your yak nog!, from: Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury
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Place your trust in me, from: Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series
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Self-respect, from: Jessica Jones
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I'll have a brandy, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
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If vengeance is all you seek, from: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
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Wrong, wrong, wrong!, from: Bear In The Big Blue House
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