Archives: 2006-04

(Boswain's whistle) Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skulduggery ahead!

Burgess Meredith (The Penguin)

File Updated: 2015-11-22

#Announcements

Apr

2006

Known super-criminals

From: Batman: The Movie (TOS)

Status report: known super-criminals not currently imprisoned.

William Dozier (Computer)

File Updated: 2015-11-22

Apr

2006

Clean the mess hall

From: Love And Death

From now on you'll clean the mess hall and the latrine! –Yes, sir! How will I tell the difference?

Frank Adu (Drill Sergeant) | Woody Allen (Boris Grushenko)

Apr

2006

Militant coward

From: Love And Death

Boris, you're a coward! –Yes, but I'm a militant coward.

Diane Keaton (Sonja) | Woody Allen (Boris Grushenko)

#Politics

#Cowardice

#Military

Apr

2006

Names and shots

From: Fantastic Four

I need names... and shots. Bartender!

Chris Evans (Human Torch / Johnny Storm)

#Alcohol

#Names

#Sex

Apr

2006

Flame on

From: Fantastic Four

Flame on, kid.

Michael Chiklis (The Thing / Ben Grimm)

#Superheroes

#Fire

Apr

2006

They bitch and get snotty

From: For Pete's Sake

I was only trying to be helpful. Do women appreciate that? They bitch and get snotty.

Vincent Schiavelli (Check-out Man)

Apr

2006

Take the Froot Loops

From: For Pete's Sake

You take the Froot Loops, you'll love 'em.

Barbra Streisand (Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins)

#Food

#Breakfast

#Shopping

Apr

2006

That computer is not God

From: For Pete's Sake

That computer is not God. It makes mistakes.

Barbra Streisand (Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins)

Apr

2006

Your computer is a liar!

From: For Pete's Sake

Your computer is a liar! –That little remark goes right into your file card... which goes into our computer.

Barbra Streisand (Henrietta 'Henry' Robbins) | Anne Ramsey (Telephone Lady)

#Computer

#Lying

#Revenge

Apr

2006

The Daleks must survive!

From: Doctor Who (II)

The Daleks must survive!

Nicholas Briggs (Dalek)

#Computer

Apr

2006

The Daleks survive in me!

From: Doctor Who (II)

The Daleks survive in me!

Nicholas Briggs (Dalek)

#Computer

Apr

2006

You silly thang

From: Bubba Ho-tep

You silly thang.

Ella Joyce (The Nurse)

#Silly

#Gay

Apr

2006

Worthless or sadly amusing

From: Bubba Ho-tep

...Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing.

Bruce Campbell (Elvis)

Apr

2006

Piss off

From: Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire

Piss off.

Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley)

#Insult

Apr

2006

Transfiguration

From: Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire

We never use transfiguration as a punishment!

Maggie Smith (Minerva McGonagall)

#School

#Magic

#Punishment

Apr

2006

I love magic

From: Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire

I love magic.

Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter)

#Magic

Apr

2006

Right foul git

From: Harry Potter & The Goblet Of Fire

You're a right foul git, you know that?

Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter)

#Insult

Apr

2006

Time is money

From: SpongeBob SquarePants

Time is money! And if you boys is wasting time, then you're wasting money! And that's just sick.

Clancy Brown (Mr. Krabs)

Apr

2006

Old money

From: Daria

Boy, you can really smell the mold on the old money in here, can't you?

Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)

#Sarcasm

#Finance

Apr

2006

Free toy inside!

From: The Angry Beavers

Free toy inside! (cackle)

Richard Steven Horvitz (Daggett Doofus Beaver)

#Toys

#Food

Apr

2006

Kneel before me

From: The Angry Beavers

What is this sad creature? Kneel before me or I shall crush you!

Richard Steven Horvitz (Daggett Doofus Beaver)

#Exclamations

#Warnings

#Demands

Apr

2006

What in the hell's 'diversity'?

From: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

What in the hell's 'diversity'? –(ahem) Well, I-I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, 'diversity' is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

David Koechner (Champ Kind) | Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy)

Apr

2006

Burned my tongue

From: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Mmm. I just burned my tongue.

Steve Carell (Brick Tamland)

#Tongue

#Fire

#Burn

Apr

2006

Leave mothers out of this

From: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Hey! Leave the mothers out of this, all right?

Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy)

#Mother's Day

#Confrontation

Apr

2006

German pornography

From: Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

Right, but I think my son is just going through a phase. I have no idea where he would've gotten ahold of German pornography.

Fred Willard (Ed Harken)

#Sex

#Porn

#Germany

Apr

2006

It's not safe out!

From: A Dirty Shame

It's not safe out! People are shaving their crotches as we speak. There is pubic hair in the air! Everywhere!

Mink Stole (Marge the Neuter)

Apr

2006

Let's go sexin'!

From: A Dirty Shame

Let's go sexin'!

Johnny Knoxville (Ray Ray Perkins)

#Sex

#Encouragement

Apr

2006

There's energy in chocolate

From: The Bad News Bears

Hey, can't you hold off of that until after practice? –There's energy in chocolate. I need energy.

Walter Matthau (Coach Morris Buttermaker) | Gary Lee Cavagnaro (Engelberg)

Apr

2006

Team win, team loss

From: The Bad News Bears

All I know is when we win a game, it's a team win. When we lose a game, it's a team loss.

Walter Matthau (Coach Morris Buttermaker)

Apr

2006

A funny sort of day

From: Shaun Of The Dead

It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?

Penelope Wilton (Barbara)

#Weirdness

#Sarcasm

Apr

2006

It's just with Ed here, it's no wonder I always bring my flatmates out. And then that only exacerbates things. –Wh-what you mean? –Well, you guys hardly get on, do you? –No, what does 'exacerbate' mean?

Kate Ashfield (Liz) | Simon Pegg (Shaun)

#Language

#Dictionary

#Friends

Apr

2006

Maybe a diagram'll help

From: As Boys Grow...

Well, it's the sex glands, or testes, that actually get these changes going. Here... maybe a diagram'll help.

Joe Miksak (Coach Douglas)

Apr

2006

That afternoon in the locker room

From: As Boys Grow...

So that afternoon in the locker room, I started answering some of the boys' questions.

Joe Miksak (Coach Douglas)

#Gay

#Sex

#School

Apr

2006

Rule One: don't suck up

From: Grey's Anatomy

I have five rules, memorize them. Rule number one: don't bother sucking up, I already hate you. That's not going to change.

Chandra Wilson (Dr. Miranda Bailey)

#Work

#Rules

#Hate

Apr

2006

Kervorkian her with my bare hands

From: Grey's Anatomy

Katie Bryce is a pain-in-the-ass. If I hadn't taken the Hippocratic Oath, I'd Kervorkian her with my bare hands.

Ellen Pompeo (Dr. Meredith Grey)

#Medical

#Murder

Apr

2006

Not the Mama!

From: Dinosaurs

Not the Mama!

Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair)

#Exclamations

#Denials

#Mother's Day

Born Today

Chris Barnes • 24 Jun 1965

Clarissa Dickson-Wright • 24 Jun 1947

Mick Fleetwood • 24 Jun 1947

Carla Gallo • 24 Jun 1975

Iain Glen • 24 Jun 1961

Julian Holloway • 24 Jun 1944

Peter Weller • 24 Jun 1947

Died Today

Valentine Dyall • 24 Jun 1984

Jackie Gleason • 24 Jun 1987

David Tomlinson • 24 Jun 2000

Lucile Watson • 24 Jun 1962

Paul Winchell • 24 Jun 2005

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

19 Jan 2018 • Dorothy Malone

04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

04 Apr 2018 • Soon-Tek Oh

15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

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Another nice mess, from: Sons Of The Desert
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All known receivers, from: Iron Man 3
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The god of Bingo, from: D.E.B.S.
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You are a liar, from: The Maltese Falcon
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Hey, he's like Rudolph!, from: South Park
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I've got something here!, from: Charade
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The Severed Pianist, from: Daria
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Neighborhood credit unions, from: Police Squad!
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Get your yak nog!, from: Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury
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Captain, incoming message, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
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Good evening, Clarice, from: The Silence Of The Lambs
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Waiting for you, from: Murder By Death
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A message for you, from: 2001: A Space Odyssey
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Merry Christmas anyway, from: All I Want For Christmas
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Get a day job, from: Dead Like Me
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Self-respect, from: Jessica Jones
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I'll have a brandy, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
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Run back home, from: Thor
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Didn't see that coming, from: Avengers: Age of Ultron
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It is your destiny, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
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