Feb 28 2006 Don't happen to believe in ghosts From: The Ghost And Mr. Chicken Well, me, I just don't happen to believe in ghosts... particularly. Don Knotts (Luther Heggs) File Updated: 2016-07-31 #Halloween#Paranormal#Ghosts#Beliefs
Feb 28 2006 The Whispering Steeple From: The Ghost And Mr. Chicken Why, this is bigger than the, than the Whispering Steeple in Kansas City. Reta Shaw (Mrs. Halcyon Maxwell) File Updated: 2016-08-01 #Paranormal#Mythology
Feb 27 2006 Your show's almost on From: Pleasantville Well, I better get going. Your show's almost on. Don Knotts (TV Repairman) #Television#Farewells
Feb 27 2006 Trying to run my life From: The Reluctant Astronaut Why is Pa always trying to run my life? –Well, after all, he was a corporal in World War I, and you know how bossy they were. –But, Ma, that war's been over for ages. –Not to your father. He loves that war just as much today as he did then. Don Knotts (Roy Fleming) | Jeanette Nolan (Mrs. Fleming) #Parenting#War#Bullies#Love#Frustration
Feb 27 2006 Hey, bartender, another beer! From: The Reluctant Astronaut Hey, bartender, another beer! Don Knotts (Roy Fleming) #Alcohol#Demands
Feb 27 2006 A lot spunkier From: The Shakiest Gun in the West You know something? You're a lot spunkier than I thought you were. –I get that from my mother. Barbara Rhoades (Penelope 'Bad Penny' Cushings) | Don Knotts (Dr. Jesse W. Heywood) #Sex#Family#Slang
Feb 27 2006 Oral ignorance From: The Shakiest Gun in the West I'm in teeth. And I came out here all the way from Philadelphia, single-handed, to fight oral ignorance. Don Knotts (Dr. Jesse W. Heywood) #Teeth#Medical#Ignorance#Philadelphia#Dentist
Feb 27 2006 Just give me the damned remote! From: Pleasantville Just give me the damned remote! (thunk) Ow. Don Knotts (TV Repairman) #Television#Electronics
Feb 27 2006 Concerned about reruns From: Pleasantville I'm getting a little concerned about what I'm seeing on some of these reruns. Don Knotts (TV Repairman) #Television#Concern
Feb 24 2006 To hell with you From: The Running Man To hell with you. Arnold Schwarzenegger (Ben Richards) File Updated: 2016-10-02 #Insult#Frustration#Anger
