Jun 10 2005 What is a father? From: Forever Knight I see by the old clock on the wall that it's very nearly Father's Day. So, tonight's question is: what is a father? Nigel Bennett (Lacroix) #Father's Day#Time#Philosophy
Jun 09 2005 My porno theory From: Normal, Ohio It's time to test my porno theory. Greg Pitts (Charles 'Charlie' Gamble) #Sex#Porn#Theories
Jun 09 2005 IQ over 30 From: Torch Song Trilogy If you have an IQ over 30, then there is no god. Harvey Fierstein (Arnold Beckoff) #Gay
Jun 08 2005 With your coloring? From: In & Out Look, everyone wants to talk to Diane Sawyer or Joan Lunden, and my network's killing me. They want me blond! –With your coloring? Tom Selleck (Peter Malloy) | Kevin Kline (Howard Brackett) File Updated: 2021-01-19 #Gay#Fashion#Beauty#Hair#Television#News
Jun 08 2005 Walk for me From: In & Out Tom, do I look like a homosexual? –W-w-would you walk for me? Kevin Kline (Howard Brackett) | Bob Newhart (Tom Halliwell) File Updated: 2021-01-19 #Gay#Nervous#Walking#Bigotry#Homophobia
Jun 07 2005 Blow it out your bunghole! From: The Bad News Bears Blow it out your bunghole! Tatum O'Neal (Amanda Whurlitzer) File Updated: 2018-11-21 #Insult
Jun 07 2005 Quit bugging me From: The Bad News Bears Look, Mr. Buttermaker, quit bugging me about my food. People are always bugging me about it! My shrink says that's why I'm so fat! So you're not doing me any good, so just quit it! Gary Lee Cavagnaro (Engelberg) File Updated: 2018-11-21 #Food#Frustration#Fat#Mental Health#Annoyed
Jun 06 2005 A cruddy alkie From: The Bad News Bears All we got is a cruddy alkie for a manager. Chris Barnes (Tanner Boyle) File Updated: 2018-11-21 #Alcohol#Sports#Frustration#Disdain
Jun 06 2005 Open liquor in the car From: The Bad News Bears You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car. It's against the law. –So is murder, Engelberg. Now put that back before you get me into real trouble. Gary Lee Cavagnaro (Engelberg) | Walter Matthau (Coach Morris Buttermaker) File Updated: 2018-11-21 #Alcohol#Driving#Murder#Sarcasm
Jun 03 2005 Put some shorts on From: Mystery Men Maybe you should put some shorts on, or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today. Janeane Garofalo (The Bowler / Carol) File Updated: 2020-04-29 #Underwear#Evil#Superheroes#Naked#Nudity
