Archives: 2005-05

May

2005

What was that ruckus?!

From: The Breakfast Club

What was that ruckus?! –Uh, what ruckus? –I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus. –Could you describe the ruckus, sir? –Watch your tongue, young man. Watch it!

Paul Gleason (Principal Richard Vernon) | Emilio Estevez (Andrew 'Andy' Clark) | Anthony Michael Hall (Brian Ralph Johnson)

#School

#Ruckus

#Sarcasm

May

2005

Sushi

From: The Breakfast Club

What's that? –Sushi. –Sushi? –Rice, uh, raw fish, and seaweed. –You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth and you're gonna eat that?

Judd Nelson (John Bender) | Molly Ringwald (Claire Standish)

May

2005

Don't like talking about my flair

From: Office Space

I don't really like talking about my flair.

Jennifer Aniston (Joanna)

File Updated: 2019-02-21

#Work

#Flair

#Talking

May

2005

PC Load Letter?

From: Office Space

(beep beep) PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean? (plastic trays banging)

David Herman (Michael Bolton)

File Updated: 2019-02-09

May

2005

Don't chew my cabbage twice

From: The Andy Griffith Show

I don't chew my cabbage twice. And you ain't heard the last of Ernest T. Bass!

Howard Morris (Ernest T. Bass)

#Food

#Exclamations

May

2005

Strange and weird character

From: The Andy Griffith Show

If you ask me, this Ernest T. Bass is a strange and weird character.

Andy Griffith (Sheriff Andy Taylor)

#Police

May

2005

I'm a little mean

From: The Andy Griffith Show

I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by being real healthy. Say you'll be mine. Say you'll be my beloveded!

Howard Morris (Ernest T. Bass)

#Love

#Marriage

#Health

May

2005

I've depressed myself

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: Eyes Capades (1995) (Season 2, Episode 13b)

Oh, fishsticks. I've depressed myself. I have to go lie down.

Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbach)

File Updated: 2018-11-13

#Depression

#Self-Deprication

#Mental Health

May

2005

March in here and start redecorating

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Episode: Short Story (1995) (Season 2, Episode 13a)

You monsters are all alike. You march in here like you own the place and start redecorating.

Tom Kenny (Really Really Big Man)

File Updated: 2018-11-13

May

2005

How men are with their secretaries

From: Bewitched

Oh, darling, don't let a little thing like that bother you. You know how men are with their secretaries.

Agnes Moorehead (Endora)

#Work

#Sex

#Sexism

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Died Today

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What are you kids up to?, from: Big Eden
Views today: 13

Not the place for sleep, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 11

Need looking into, from: The Milton Berle Show
Views today: 8

A god-damned robot!, from: Alien
Views today: 8

Going to need another Timmy! (v2), from: Dinosaurs
Views today: 7

You don't need to know, from: The Rock
Views today: 7

Come get some, from: Army Of Darkness
Views today: 7

You undead sack of shit, from: Bubba Ho-tep
Views today: 7

We need more monkeys!, from: Toy Story
Views today: 7

Need a bigger boat, from: Jaws
Views today: 6

I don't need you telling me my job!, from: Big Eden
Views today: 6

Perhaps you need a drink, from: Bell Book And Candle
Views today: 6

If the job's worth doing, from: Rocko's Modern Life
Views today: 5

Evidence is not required, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 5

Touch nothing, from: Lost In Space
Views today: 4

You pulled a boner tonight, from: Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman
Views today: 4

It's not wise to upset a Wookiee, from: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
Views today: 4

Should have told long ago, from: Reaper
Views today: 4

Explode with delight, from: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Views today: 4

Watching you work, from: Iron Man 3
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