Nov 30 2004 A new haircut From: Queer As Folk (USA) Think I'd look good with a new haircut? I think I would, do you? –What'd you have in mind? –I don't know, maybe buzz it all off or bleach it. –That'd be cool... for two years ago. Hal Sparks (Michael Novotny) | Gale Harold (Brian Kinney) #Gay#Bitchy#Sarcasm#Hair#Beauty
Nov 30 2004 Rip you a new butthole From: Queer As Folk (USA) And one more thing... The next time you talk to me like that, I'm going to rip you a new butthole so big you can be able to take a cannon up your ass. Sharon Gless (Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny) #Gay#Insult#Bitchy#Warnings
Nov 29 2004 That little window From: Artists And Models You see that little window back there, boy? –Yes, sir. –Open it a little, then jump. Eddie Mayehoff (Mr. Murdock) | Jerry Lewis (Eugene Fullstack) #Suicide#Frustration#Windows#Suggestions
Nov 29 2004 Eureka Massage Parlor From: Artists And Models (telephone rings) Good afternoon, Eureka Massage Parlor. Our rub and steam will make you dream. uncredited #Sex#Exercise
Nov 26 2004 The only Season's Greeting From: Mama's Family The only Season's Greeting I want to hear from any of you is 'Happy New Year.' Vicki Lawrence (Mrs. Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper) #Christmas#New Year's
Nov 26 2004 Notice where your wife's standing From: Green Acres Mr. Ziffel, notice where your wife's standing? Under the mistletoe! –Why don't you mind your own business? Tom Lester (Eb Dawson) | Hank Patterson (Fred Ziffel) #Christmas#Kissing
Nov 24 2004 Thanksgiving commander From: Bear In The Big Blue House Righto, Thanksgiving commander! Peter Linz (Pip) | Tyler Bunch (Pop) #Thanksgiving#Military
Nov 24 2004 Without the good food From: Bear In The Big Blue House How are we going to have Thanksgiving without all the good food? –Well, Ojo, I think this might still be the best Thanksgiving ever. –But how, Bear? –Because, Ojo, we're all together. Vicki Eibner (Ojo) | Noel McNeal (Bear) #Thanksgiving#Food#Family#Friends#Bears
Nov 23 2004 Toaster oven From: Darkwing Duck Isn't it a beauty? It started out as a toaster oven. Dan Castellaneta (MegaVolt) #Technology#Electronics
Nov 23 2004 Makes Courtney Love look normal From: Talk Soup I'll tell ya, that girl is my kind of freak. She makes Courtney Love look normal. Paul Fusco (ALF) #Sex#Sarcasm#Bitchy#Burn
