Archives: 2004-09

I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to a childhood lover who she'd last seen on a deserted island and who turned out 15 years later to be the to be the leader of the French Underground. –I know, it--it all sounds like some bad movie.

Val Kilmer (Nick Rivers) | Lucy Gutteridge (Hillary Flammond)

#Love

#Movies

#Science

#Espionage

Sep

2004

Dinner and a show

From: Ice Age

Hey, look at that: dinner and a show.

Ray Romano (Manfred)

Sep

2004

Newsflash

From: Ice Age

Do we have to get a newsflash every time your body does something?

Denis Leary (Diego)

#News

#Bodily Fluids

#Bodily Noises

Sep

2004

Bad hair day

From: Rocko's Modern Life

Aaah! Having a bad hair day, huh?

Tom Kenny (Heffer Wolfe)

#Fashion

#Hair

Sep

2004

How many chances do I get to wear this?

From: Pokémon

But how many chances do I get to wear this? –Enough about your wardrobe malfunction!

Eric Stuart (James) | Madeleine Blaustein (Meowth)

#Fashion

#Clothes

#Frustration

Sep

2004

You're still here!

From: That '70s Show

I'm starting to notice something about you. You're still here!

Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman)

#Father's Day

#Exclamations

Sep

2004

Only slept nine hours

From: That '70s Show

It was kind of traumatic, you know? Last night I only slept, like, nine hours.

Topher Grace (Eric Forman)

#Sleep

Sep

2004

This isn't the Howard Johnson's

From: Top Secret!

Driver, why are we stopped here? This isn't the Howard Johnson's.

Omar Sharif (Agent Cedric)

#Travel

#Lodging

Sep

2004

Escape in a balloon

From: Top Secret!

My uncle was born in America. –Oh really? –But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency.

Lucy Gutteridge (Hillary Flammond) | Val Kilmer (Nick Rivers)

Sep

2004

I've tried everything

From: Top Secret!

I've tried everything; the Embassy, the German government, the Consulate, I even talked to the U.N. Ambassador. It's no use. I just can't bring my wife to orgasm.

Billy J. Mitchell (Martin, Nick's Manager)

Sep

2004

An unusual name

From: Top Secret!

Hillary. Now that's an unusual name. –It's a German name. It means 'She whose bosoms defy gravity.' –Pleased to meet you. My name's Nick. –Nick? What does that mean? –Nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving.

Val Kilmer (Nick Rivers) | Lucy Gutteridge (Hillary Flammond)

Sep

2004

Stand by for action

From: Birdman

Stand by for action.

Keith Andes (Birdman)

#Superheroes

#Work

#Police

Sep

2004

Somebody floats a rumor

From: Presidents

Somebody floats a rumor and then it causes you to ask a question. And that's the game in American politics and I refuse to play it. That is a game. And you just fell for the trap. And I refuse to play. (2000)

George Walker Bush

Sep

2004

A huge, battley, war-thing

From: Johnny Bravo

OK, the battle is yours, Raymond. But it's just one battle in a huge, battley, war-thing with lots of other battles.

Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)

#Politics

#War

#Military

Sep

2004

Hippy flea market

From: Johnny Bravo

What's going on here, some kind of hippy flea market?

Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)

#Shopping

#Hippies

Sep

2004

There is not an age limit!

From: Pokémon

Liar! There is not an age limit!

Rachael Lillis (Jessie)

Sep

2004

Drama queens need a complete breakfast

From: Pokémon

So what's the big idea cooking up some chow and eating without even inviting me?! –Meowth, don't be so dramatic. Of course we saved you some. –Right. Even drama queens need a complete breakfast.

Madeleine Blaustein (Meowth) | Rachael Lillis (Jessie) | Eric Stuart (James)

Sep

2004

Smart People On Ice

From: Real Genius

Welcome to Pacific Tech's Smart People On Ice!

Val Kilmer (Chris Knight)

#School

#Ice Skating

Sep

2004

The immortal words of Socrates

From: Real Genius

I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said... 'I drank what?'

Val Kilmer (Chris Knight)

Sep

2004

Throwing little pickles

From: Real Genius

Something strange happened to me this morning. –Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of Sun God robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? –No. –Why am I the only person that has that dream?

Gabriel Jarret (Mitch Taylor) | Val Kilmer (Chris Knight)

Sep

2004

Launch or design problem?

From: Real Genius

Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?

Val Kilmer (Chris Knight)

File Updated: 2017-07-19

#School

#Science

#Design

Sep

2004

He chose poorly

From: Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade

He chose poorly.

Robert Eddison (Grail Knight)

#Choice

Sep

2004

Religious discussions

From: TRON

Walter, it's getting late. I've got better things to do than to have religious discussions with you.

David Warner (Ed Dillinger)

Sep

2004

Do anything for some Chemical X

From: The Powerpuff Girls

Oh, man, I'd do anything for some Chemical X right about now!

Rob Paulsen (Jeff (in wheelchair))

#Drugs

#Addiction

Sep

2004

Utterly powerless

From: The Powerpuff Girls

You are utterly powerless against me now! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Et cetera.

Roger L. Jackson (Mojo Jojo)

#Supervillains

#Power

#Ego

Born Today

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Julian Holloway • 24 Jun 1944

Peter Weller • 24 Jun 1947

Died Today

Valentine Dyall • 24 Jun 1984

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David Tomlinson • 24 Jun 2000

Lucile Watson • 24 Jun 1962

Paul Winchell • 24 Jun 2005

Died This Year

08 Jan 2018 • Donnelly Rhodes

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04 Feb 2018 • John Mahoney

21 Feb 2018 • Emma Chambers

03 Mar 2018 • David Ogden Stiers

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15 Apr 2018 • R. Lee Ermey

13 May 2018 • Margot Kidder

08 Jun 2018 • Anthony Bourdain

Top 25 Quotes - Today

We meet again at last, from: Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope
Views today: 4

Another nice mess, from: Sons Of The Desert
Views today: 4

Full-service island, from: The Golden Girls
Views today: 3

Don't even go there, from: Pinky & The Brain
Views today: 3

All known receivers, from: Iron Man 3
Views today: 3

The god of Bingo, from: D.E.B.S.
Views today: 3

You are a liar, from: The Maltese Falcon
Views today: 3

Hey, he's like Rudolph!, from: South Park
Views today: 3

I've got something here!, from: Charade
Views today: 3

The Severed Pianist, from: Daria
Views today: 3

Neighborhood credit unions, from: Police Squad!
Views today: 2

Get your yak nog!, from: Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury
Views today: 2

Captain, incoming message, from: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Views today: 2

Good evening, Clarice, from: The Silence Of The Lambs
Views today: 2

Waiting for you, from: Murder By Death
Views today: 2

A message for you, from: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Views today: 2

Merry Christmas anyway, from: All I Want For Christmas
Views today: 2

Get a day job, from: Dead Like Me
Views today: 2

Self-respect, from: Jessica Jones
Views today: 1

Going to find them all, from: It's The Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown
Views today: 1

I'll have a brandy, from: Star Trek: The Original Series
Views today: 1

Run back home, from: Thor
Views today: 1

Didn't see that coming, from: Avengers: Age of Ultron
Views today: 1

If vengeance is all you seek, from: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Views today: 1

It is your destiny, from: Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
Views today: 1

Top 25 Shows (since 2012)

Archer / Total views: 65,723

Family Guy / Total views: 31,715

Doctor Who (II) / Total views: 27,100

Sound Effects / Total views: 25,529

The Big Bang Theory / Total views: 24,530

Up / Total views: 23,086

Looney Tunes / Total views: 22,801

Blazing Saddles / Total views: 17,622

Babylon 5 / Total views: 16,816

2001: A Space Odyssey / Total views: 16,093

South Park / Total views: 15,214

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The Jetsons / Total views: 14,675

The Venture Bros. / Total views: 14,444

Eight on the Lam / Total views: 12,788

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (vinyl) / Total views: 12,293

The 6 Million Dollar Man / Total views: 12,229

Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series / Total views: 11,910

3rd Rock From The Sun / Total views: 11,155

The Bullwinkle Show / Total views: 11,078

Duckman: Private Dick / Family Man / Total views: 10,886

Miscellaneous / Total views: 10,841

The 3 Stooges / Total views: 10,798

Daria / Total views: 10,796

Laugh-In / Total views: 9,918

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Archives: 2004-09