Archives: 2004-06

I-I I don't like what I'm hearing here. I am not a great liar. I-I'm a terrible liar. You know, I don't know who's been saying these things, but I want you to know when we get back I am gonna sue somebody! I don't know who, and I don't know how, but by God I am gonna sue somebody!

Patricia Tallman (Lyta Alexander)

File Updated: 2017-08-30

Jun

2004

Somebody I can sue

From: Room Service

There must be somebody I can sue.

Groucho Marx (Gordon Miller)

File Updated: 2018-06-05

Jun

2004

You're like Jerry Lewis

From: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Y-you're like Jerry Lewis You give me hope to carry on, but then you leave me in the lurch while you strap on your six-guns!

Ellen Barkin (Penny Priddy)

#Hope

#Movies

Jun

2004

You cheating bastard

From: The Omega Man

Thanks a lot, you cheating bastard.

Charlton Heston (Robert Neville)

File Updated: 2020-12-16

Jun

2004

Class-One emergency

From: The Omega Man

CONELRAD channel, this is a Class-One emergency! All civilian traffic is barred from streets and highways. Stay in your homes. Stay in your homes! Those found without specific military orders are subject to summary execution. Stay in your homes! Repeat: CONELRAD channel, this is a Class-One emergency! All civilian traffic is barred from streets and highways!

uncredited

File Updated: 2020-12-16

Jun

2004

Shouldn't get out of bed

From: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Some days you just shouldn't get out of bed.

Bill Hunter (Bob)

#Frustration

#Depression

Jun

2004

The only bang you're gonna get

From: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!

Terence Stamp (Ralph / Bernadette Bassenger)

Jun

2004

Homo-erotic undertones

From: X-Play

You know, some people say wrestling has homo-erotic undertones, but I don't believe it. Those guys are sitting on each other's faces because it's their job.

Morgan Webb

#Gay

#Wrestling

#Work

Jun

2004

Pussy-boy

From: In & Out

So, how did you do, pussy-boy?

John Cunningham ('Be a Man' Tape Instructor)

File Updated: 2021-01-20

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